CHAPTER 12:
It wuz da volturi!111111!!111!!
Jane kam in!1!
"omg!11111! we heard datr vikitora wuz 'ere111!11111111111!!11! ond lololololol bela ur supposed 2 be a vampire by nowq11111111!!11"
Edvard stood up!
"omg! Jane we r getin married dis comin ogist 13th!1!!!!! don't u c bela's ring?1!1
Bela den proseded 2 sho jane her ring!!
Den aro and caius and dat other guy kam in!1!!!!!!1! lolololo0lol I 4got his nam n im 2 laZ to luk it up!!!!!!111!!1
"omg! Whats goin down in ere??1/!/1"
Sed an un hapy aro. For his gf, giana, had broken up wit him!11!!!!!11 omg! So he drank her blood!1!!!!
"ur crazy lil gal her is tring to kil us!1!!!!! lolololo" shouts edvard
Suddenly aro gets rel mad
"omg1!!!!! Edvard ur French!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!"
Den he bekam Chinese!11!!!1
Edchang! N he knew karat!1!!!!!!
He hiyaed all da volturi and dey wen bak 2 italy!!!!!!!!
"omg bela ware were we??/?/???"
Edchang n bella made
out but den………………………….. charly vcame
in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!
"omg!"
CHAPTER !# (13):
Charlie gaped at whut he sar. Th' room was a mess, an' on th' bed was Edchang an' Bella, makin' out! Fry mah hide! Charlie feebly took out his gun, as enny fool kin plainly see. "Don't move!" He shouted t'Edchang an' Bella, who had halted said makin' out. "Paw. Yer sech a DORK." Charlie fell back at his dotter's harsh wo'ds. He bust into tears an' scooted to La Push.
CHAPTER 14:
"Billy! Billy!"
Charlie pounded on Billy's door, sobbing.
"C-charlie?"
Jacob had answered said door and squinted at the sobbing Police Chief.
Charlie ignored the 6'7 werewolf and ran to Billy.
"BILLY!"
"CHARLIE!"
The two embraced.
"Oh... Billy. Bella disobeyed me. And only you can make me whole again!"