Padfoot123- Im alone... no one's home... and Chuckie is trying to kill me...

Moony has signed onto Muggle Chat.

Moony- Sirius, explain yourself.

Padfoot123- Okay, well there is this muggle movie called "Chuckie" and there is a whole bunch of Chuckie movies, and it's about a doll that kills people. It frightened me.

Moony- I'm not talking about that Sirius.

Padfoot123- Ooooooh... then what are you talking about...?

Moony- I think you know what.

Padfoot123- ...

Moony- Sirius.

Padfoot123- Okay! It was just a little prank, okay? I didn't mean to get her hurt, and, really, she didn't get hurt, only her hair got burnt off, that's not so bad...

Moony- Sirius! I was just kidding, I didn't know you did anything. But it just so happens that when I ask you what you did, you always end up doing something! What is wrong with you?

Padfoot123- Well, the doctors have not found out yet...

Moony- You are, still, a hopeless case.

Padfoot123- Im still taking that as a compliment.

Moony- Ugh...

Moony has signed off of Muggle Chat.

Padfoot123- Grr.

Prongsey has signed onto Muggle Chat.

Padfoot123- YES! PRONGS, YOU ARE A LIFE SAVOR!

Prongsey- What can I say? I try.

Padfoot123- You are my best friend.

Prongsey- Okay...?

Padfoot123- I love you, Prongs!

Prongsey- That's awkward...

Padfoot123- WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Prongsey- Umm, Sirius?

Padfoot123- I LOVE YOU!

Prongsey- Sirius! Are you coming out of the closet, or what?

Padfoot123- YES! IM GAY AND IM PROUD!

Prongsey- Sirius... you have issues, my friend.

Padfoot123- Hey I'm back.

Prongsey- But you were just talking to me...

Padfoot123- DAMN IT!

Prongsey- What?

Padfoot123- STUPID WORMTAIL!

Prongsey- What?

Padfoot123- I went to the loo and stupid Wormtail got on and talked gayness to you.

Prongsey- Ooh, that makes more sense.

Padfoot123- Ughh! That kid, I'll tell you...

Prongsey- Yes, he is irksome.

Padfoot123- What does that mean?

Prongsey- I don't know, I heard Moony say it, and I copied it.

Padfoot123- Oh, yes, he is smarticals.

Prongsey- Yes, he is.

Padfoot123- So...

Prongey- So...

Padfoot123- LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE!

Padfoot123 has signed off of Muggle Chat.

Prongsey- Well that was random.

Prongsey- Dum dum dum dum dum...

Prongsey- Well, I'm getting off here now... so bored...

Prongsey has signed off of Muggle Chat.