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CHAPTER 15:

"Shhhh, shhh my baby. It'll be alright."

Billy whispered into Charlie's ear, as he held him close.

He rocked the 40-something year old 'Police Chief' until Charlie fell asleep.

"JAKE!" Billy yelled.

"What is it, Pa?"

"Put Charlie in your old crib."

"But Pa, that's in the garage!"

Billy gave Jacob a stern look.

"Jake, if you don't get that crib I'm gonna give you a whuppin' and a half."

"FINE! I'LL DO IT BECAUSE I WANT TO BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOO!"

Jacob stomped all 4 feet (he was a werewolf by now) and went to the garage, muttering something about his life being ruined.

While Billy waited, he found a box of grown-up diapers Rachel had used for a science experiment when she was 13.

Billy put one on Charlie and heated up a bottle for him.

Jake finally came back in, with the crib.

"Where should I put it, Pa?"

Billy thought for a moment.

"Put him in the twins' old room. It's not like they ever visit anymore and I sure as hell am never going in there, it smells like perfume and girlyness."

Jacob rolled his eyes.

"Dad, if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. GIRLS DO NOT HAVE COOTIES!"

Billy raised an eyebrow at Jacob.

"Quick!"

He grabbed Jake's arm.

"Circle circle dot dot. Now you have a cootie shot!"

"Uggh. Grow up."

Just then, Charlie woke up.

"B-B-illy? Why am I in a diaper?"

"Look what you've done, Jacob, you've woken the baby."

Billy wheeled over to Charlie and scooped him up.

He took the bottle which he had stuck in his shirt pocket and gave it to Charlie.

"Billy, dammit, get that thing away from me. That stuff tastes awful!"

"Shhhhhhh…"

Billy tickled Charlie's tummy to get him to giggle and drink the baby formula.

"Woah… awkward!"

CHAPTER 16:

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CHAPTER 17:

"Charlie! Charlie!" Shouted Bella as she banged on th' Blacks's dore. Jacob opened th' dore an' pressed his finger t'her lips. "Be quiet, Bella, th' baby's asleep." "Whut in tarnation baby? Who had a baby? Did Rachel o' Rebecca come back? How come ah nevah heard they had a baby? Huh? Huh?" Jake sighed an' yanked Bella inside. To her ho'ro', thar was her 40 sumpin year old Pappy, in an adult diaper lyin' in a crib six packin' outta bottle. "Paw?" She walked on over. "Gah! Fry mah hide!" Charlie shrieked, an' giggled, cuss it all t' tarnation. "OH MY GOD! Fry mah hide! Whut in tarnation haf yo' done t'him? Paw, Paw, Paw, it's me, Bella, yer dotter! Fry mah hide!" Billy Joe raised an eyebrow at Bella. "Kids these days, babies havin' babies. Makes me sick. Shet mah mouth!" He wheeled away t'pour hisse'f a nice cold glass of CheezWhiz.

CHAPTER 18:

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