"omg edchang I fink im pregament!1!"
I sed to my rel hot bf namd edchang sed to me dat we had buigr problems lik da fakt dat bnily n jakub was in jale cus dey was krazy n my dad was in da asilim becas he gotted tramitzesed.
"edchang ur so meeeeeeean.'
Den I cried and edchang was dutch.
"omg bela he said my name is edingverb."
Omg I sed dats hot
"yah I no now r u relay pregnamt?/1/!"
Yah I totally is I sed to edingverb
9 mothes L8dr!11!!
Lololololol
"OMG! Fry mah hide! Edin'vahb! Fry mah hide! ah's a-gonna haf th' baby! Fry mah hide!" Edin'vahb picked me up (we were on couch, btw) "Omg! Fry mah hide! Edin'vahb! Fry mah hide! It hurts!" "shet up, Bella." He told Alice t'come. "ah knows whut th' junder is!" She mocked, cuss it all t' tarnation. "We doesn't pow'ful give a." Said Edin'vahb. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker. Then Charlie an' ev'ryone else came in, as enny fool kin plainly see. "OHMYGOD! Fry mah hide! We heard was was gwine down! Fry mah hide!" Suddenly, th' baby was born an' raised! Fry mah hide! "It's a... GIRL! Fry mah hide!"
Edingverb begins to cry tears of blood (b/c he's a vamp.)
"OMg! Bella this is like, totally, the bestest day of my life!"
"I Know, RIGHT?"
Then the doctor LET me hold MY baby.
"What should we name her?"
I asked my flamin' hot VAMPIRE bf, Edingverb.
"Let's name her… Stephenie!"
"Laughing Out Loud, Edingverb, why Stephenie?"
"I DON't KNOW."
He said.
"I just LIKE it."
"What SHOULD HER middle NAME be?"
I asked Alice.
Alice THOUGHT.
"MEYER."
"OKAY her name IS Stephenie Meyer."
"I THINK I've heard that before… but I can't seem TO remember WHERE."
Mused ROSALIE.