Disclaimer: Detective Conan is not mine. The series belongs to its creator, Gosho Aoyama, and I'm just borrowing the characters and scenery to create these short tales.

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Drabble 5: If you want to keep it, don't bother me.

Premise: All the reader needs to know is that girls and sharp objects don't mix well with boys.

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The toilet seat was cold one morning.

She groggily sat down on it...

The resulting yelp of surprise filled Agasa's home and successfully woke him up. Blinking away the sleep, a large grin slowly filled his face. Silently creeping out of the spare futon he went to wait outside of the bathroom...

...he stopped teasing her soon after he had started. He didn't quite believe her, but he wasn't willing to risk it.

What did Ai do to get him to stop? Instead of normal girls who would angrily suggest a use for scissors or blunt rusty spoons to irritating boys that laughed at their discomfort, she had regarded him calmly for a moment before quietly detailing a pill that would do something much worse.

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A/N: Thanks to Miyano Ran for pointing out that I was sort of vague with the consequences. I added, "to irritating boys that laughed at their discomfort." That should fix it. Let me know if it just made it worse.