My dogs starting to piss me off . He keeps walking underneath my chair, back and forth, so he get his back scratched. Every time he goes under, he leg starts moving. D: It really annoys me.

Horitsuba-verse

Setting: Science Lab.

Characters: Fai and Kurogane

Rating:T

Unfortunate bystander: Yui

Yui walked down the hallway to the science lab to ask his baby brother twin, Fai a question about what they would do for dinner, he wasn't sure if Kurogane-sensei was coming or what Fai wanted. He got to the science lab door and stopped when he heard moaning on the other side of the door. The moan was too deep to be Fai, so was it?

"Oh...! Fai! Stop, stop now!" Yes, Yui recognized it as Kuroganes-senseis voice. He heard a giggle in response, no doubt It was Fai,

"Oh...? What happens if I do this? Hehe" Yep that was Fai all right, always causing trouble for Kurogane-sensei.

"Oh God!" Kurogane moaned loudly, "Hey! Don't touch that! It'll become hard!" Yui gasped, hard...? They weren't...were they? He wouldn't put t past either of them to do it at school. I just hope no one, especially Yuko-sensei to walk by and hear this. I wonder if they know how loud they're being, Yui thought.

"Harder than it already is?" Fai asked with Fake innocence. "Lemme see. Oh Kuro-rin-sen~sei~! Gimme that clo~thing!" Yui heard some unzipping of clothing, he immeadiately assumes it was Kurogane's pants being taken off. Oh god, Fai, why? Especially at school, in the science lab. Yui put is hand on his face and shuddered, trying not imagine what he thought they were doing on the other side of the door.

"Ugh, no please don't. Not at school!" Kurogane complained, partly moaning. He doesn't sound like he actually wants to Fai to stop, Yui thought grimly. He wasn't sure to stay, leave or walk in the door.

"Too bad. I'm doing it right now!" Fai stated, laughing.

"You...hah...bas...tard. Why...are you OH! Doing this to me?" Kurogane-sensei moaned. If moans anymore, I will becoem aroused, Yui thought gingerly.

"I'm testing Kuro-sama-sensei's sensitivity." Fai said with what Yui would assume would be a sly look. I think I'll go in, just to make sure. That everything's ok I mean, Yui thought.

"Ok, here I go," Yui whispered to himself. he pushed open the door. It was not what he was expecting. He was expecting his brother to be on his knees...doing THAT for Kurogane-sensei. What he saw he wasn't sure was better or worse than his orginal thought.

What he saw was a shocked Fai looking at him with a scared expresssion. Kurogane-sensei was breathing hard and had a big red blush on his face.

"Fai...why is...why...are you?" Yui couldn't even formulate a proper sentence, for that was how shocked he was.

He had walked in on his brother sucking on Kurogane-sensei's nipple. Yep. Fai's mouth was near a taut, pink, pointy looking nipple.

"Uhm, hi Yui. It's a surprise to see you." Fai said, embarassed. Yui just stood there, brain still in slight shock. At least they weren't doing what I thought hey were doing. He thught.

"Yui~!" Fais voice had regained it's usual happy sound. "would you like to join me~? in torturing poor Kuro-tan-sensei?" Yui looked at him with an expression of shock.

"Erm...no, I've got to get to...uhm class. Good bye." Yui said quickly and almost ran out of the room.

"Te he! Ooh~! Kuro-sama-sensei~! What are you doing~?" Fai asked Kurogane who was undoing Fai's shirt. Kurogane's face was inches from Fai's pale chest.

"Oh...not much. Just what you were doing with me." Fai blushed while Kurogane smiled devilish. '

:D yay. This idea came to me at like 1 AM and I didn't want to forget it, so I wrote it on my iTouch, adding somethings on here!

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