I love the expression "You can't spell subtext without buttsex" because it's true. I mean look at the two words!

Anywho, this doesn't really fit in the catagory of what I'm writing but I know you'll love it anyway.

Horitsuba-verse

Fai and Kurogane

Along with Yui and Yuko as guests. Yuko being the uninvited kind though X3

This chapter is dedicated to TrueDespairOverload because well she's idea-source. I got like four stories from her.

The updates on this may be a little late since I am sick and have to catch on school work. (High Schools a real bitch sometimes)

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Yui POV

How did this happen? Yuko-sensei had decided to come to our dorm room for dinner, without any prior notice. And Fai had brought Kurogane-sensei to dinner as well, so now I had to cook double the amount of food I had before.

Tonight I had decided to cook something new for Fai, something he had never tried before. It was an American style dish, fish and chips. I had eaten before, but not in the American style, so it would new to me too.

I looked over at Fai, Yuko-sensei and Kurogane-sensei who were all talking. Well Fai and Yuko-sensei were laughing and Kurigane was getting mad. I just hope that Yuko and Fai don't rile him too much. It took me 50 bucks to get the door and wall fixed. That's not counting the window he broke in my room when Fai and Yuko-sensei left through it. That cost me 98 bucks to get it fixed.

"Yui~!" Fai shouts to me, waving his arms around, "is the food almost ready?"

"Yes Fai. It's almost ready." I say to him and turn back around. I can not look at my brother or Kurogane-sensei the same ever again since I caught them in the science. I shudder at the memory.

"Yui-sensei? Are you cold?" Yuko-sensei asks me, concerned. I smile at her.

"No, I'm fine. I just...remembered something...disturbing" I stated, turning around to check on the food. Which was done. I was grabbing some plates from the cabinet when Yuko-sensei asked,

"Oh? What did you remember?" I put the plates down and looked at Kurogane-sensei, who had a worried look on his face. Fai on the other hand, was just smiling, same as always. I looked at Yuko-sensei,

"Oh, just when I found a dead rat in the corner of a restaurant I went to." Yuko-sensei just nodded her head. I put some food on each plate, adding some sashimi for Kurogane-sensei, since I know he'll want some more.

"Here you are everyone. Fish and Chip, American style!" i announce and sit down with my food. Hopefully I will get some normality and not have anyone start anything. The chances aren't good, since it IS my brother and Yuko-sensei who both have a tendancy to rile up Kurogane-sensei.

"How can you people eat this crap?" Kurogane sensei complains, my eye twitches, just ignore him, I think to myself. Fai looked like he was going to say soemthig buy was cut off by Yuko-sensei.

"Does American food make your penis smaller?" she asked, faking innocence and looking at Kurogane-sensei with a smile.

"You're disgusting." Kurogane answers, with a kind o growl. I try to relax, but then Fai yells out,

"It had better not make it smaller! It's already small enough as it is!" We all stare at Fai for a couple of seconds until his and Kurogane-sensei's face turn bright red. Kurogane-sensei puts his head down and covers his eyes and part of his deep red blush using his hand. Fai's head turns down and tries to have his hair cover his blush. Yuko-sensei was smiling an evil grin. She turned to Kurogane-sensei,

"Really? Kurogane-sensei, I thought you would have been well endowed in that part of your anatomy." She then turned to Fai-sensei, "And Fai-sensei! Since when have you seen that particular part of Kurogane-senseis anatomy? Just what have you been doing whilst at home and school?"

I just sighed and our hand on my face, so much for peace. I start to laugh and pick up the plates of food, well Yuko-sensei and mine mine since Fai and Kuro-sensei weren't finished. I continue my light laugh while walking over to the sink. I put the dishes in the sink.

"Well, I'm glad you think it's funny Yui." Fai said queitly, with a touch of ice in his voice. I smiled, still laughing.

"I'm sorry Fai, but that was just too funny. Well Yuko-sensei would you like to go out? So we can give this happy couple some alone time?" I asked smiling and looking at Yuko-sensei. Before either Kurogane-sensei or Fai have time to say anything Yuko answers,

"Of course Yui-sensei!" She got up and grabbed her coat. I grabbed my coat and opened the door, Yuko-sensei walked out the door and I followed. I stopped partway out the door and turned back.

"Fai, there's lotion in the bathroom and make sure you clean up and chnage the sheets when you're done. Ciao!" I called as I closed the door. I could Yuko-sensei laughing and I joined by the elevator.

Supposed to be doing french, but whatever.

I was inspired by A picture I saw on DeviantART.

Reveiw please.