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Chapter 5: Ginny

Ginny, seeing her professors distress, decided that she was going to do the next prank. Well, some may not think that her idea is a prank, or even a joke, but, it would bug the heck outta Snape, and to the girls, that's all that mattered.

Watching Snape storm towards the shrub, then finding no one there, Ginny made her move.

"Professor Snape?" she asked quietly.

"Yes? Oh, Miss Weasley. What do you want?" Snape replied.

"Well, you see, uh, you look a little out of it, and I wanted to make sure you get to your rooms all right." As Ginny was speaking, she walked up to Snape and put her hand at his elbow and proceeded to lead him towards his rooms.

"I don't believe I need an escort to help me. Now, if you would please get out of my dungeons and go annoy someone else." He snapped.

"I'm sorry Professor, but, we're at your rooms already. So why don't you turn in a little early tonight and get a nice sleep." Then she gently guided him to his door, then bid Snape good night.

While Snape was getting ready for bed, he thought of Miss Weasley. 'Perhaps she's not all bad.'

Well, too bad for Snape, he spoke too soon.

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By the next morning, Snape had forgotten about everything that had been happening to him. If he had remembered, he most likely would never have left his rooms that day. For as soon as he stepped from his rooms, it started.

Opening his door to get up to the Great Hall for breakfast, he was quite surprised to see Miss Weasley leaning against the wall, opposite his door.

"Good morning, Professor," she started with a very cheery smile that he already hated, "I thought you might like some company on your walk to breakfast." As she was speaking, she threaded her arm though her professors.

"Miss Weasley, get your hands off me this instant!" he yelled.

Ginny looked over and gave Snape a pouting look. Then, turned on the water works.

"But, Professor," she cried, and quite loudly, "I just thought you might want someone to talk to, and with everything that's been happening to you, I thought you might want someone around to help get rid of the people bothering you." By now, she had stopped walking, and since she was still holding onto his arm, he also, was stopped. And she was yelling and crying so loudly people up in the Great Hall could hear her.

"God, please kill me now!" Snape yelled, "FINE! Lets just go to breakfast!"

As soon as that came out of his mouth, Ginny's tears stopped and she gave him a brilliant smile and said, "Well, if you want."

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Lucky for Snape that Ginny could not sit with him at the Head Table. If she thought she could have gotten away with it, she would have plopped down right next to Snape. So, sitting with her house, she quickly ate breakfast and kept an eye on Snape the entire time.

As he stood to leave, Ginny bolted up from her seat and rushed over, and once again threaded her arm through his. Even though everyone in the entire hall was watching Ginny, all with a variety of disgust on their faces, all she did was flash everyone a smile.

"May I help you, Miss Weasley?" Snape asked in his most dangerous voice he could muster.

"Oh, no, I'm fine thank-you!" She rambled, "So, Professor, what are our plans for today? It's Sunday so we don't have any classes, and OH! I believe it's a Hogsmeade weekend! We could go to the Three Broomsticks and get some butterbeer…"

Snape interrupted her right there, "I don't know what you're thinking, but I will most certainly not be spending my day off with any students, let alone you. Now, please detangle your arm from mine AND. GO. AWAY!"

Now, not only was every student staring, but with Snapes remark, now every professor was staring as well. And to Snapes joy, the headmaster was making his way towards him and the little leech on his arm.

Flashing Ginny a smile, and his eyes twinkling at an all time high spoke to Snape. "Well, Severus, it looks like you have yourself a date for the day." While he was speaking he walked over to Snapes other arm, and then proceeded to copy Ginny, and put his arm through Snapes.

The hall was silent as everyone was wondering if Snapes head was going to explode, or if he was just going to murder the headmaster.

"Headmaster, please remove yourself, and Miss Weasley from my arms so I can have a day of peace!" he snapped at the headmaster.

"Now, now, Severus, there's no need to be rude." Before that the students finally had turned their attention else where, but that comment had everyone's head snapping back to the trio standing in the middle of the great hall. The comment was not all surprising, if it had come from Dumbledore. But, it was Ginny that spoke the sentence.

Looking at Snapes face, Dumbledore feared for Miss Weasley's life, so he spoke up, "Oh yes, I agree with you Miss Weasley, or perhaps for the day, since there are no classes, I can just call you Ginny?" With Ginny's nod he continued, "Well then, for the day, you may call me Albus. Now, Ginny, Severus, lets get an early start on the day and head on into Hogsmeade. I heard Honeydukes has a new candy that I can't wait to try."

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It was 5pm before Snape could break away from the headmaster and the youngest Weasley. They had insisted on Snape joining them for a day out. No matter what Snape tried to say, they wouldn't leave him in peace.

So he had spent the day being dragged from one store to another, and if that wasn't bad enough, Snape and the headmaster had found out that the Weasley twins had a branch of their new joke shop in Hogsmeade. Dumbledore had then dragged him into that blasted store.

He had to deal with those two for seven years! Well, almost seven, it was more like six and a half. The damn Headmaster and that little shrimp spent THREE HOURS in that store. Now, you may be wondering how someone can WANT to be in a store for three hours. Well, it's simple when you have the person you would love more than anyone else to prank to be there with you, so they can try every. Single. Joke. In the store on you, why the three hours seem to just fly by! FOR THEM!

Finally in the quiet, and dark dungeons, Snape could finally relax.

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Well, Snape thought he would finally be able to relax. However, unfortunately for him, there were eight girls in the castle, who didn't think Snape deserved to have any peace and quiet, let alone a whole night! Oh no, the girls could once again, be found in the room of requirement.

Ginny talked the girls through her day at Hogsmeade, including when Snape had to use the bathroom in the Three Broomsticks and Ginny decided he needed someone to look out for him so she stood outside the bathroom door. When anyone would try to go into the men's room, she would start screaming about a conspiracy the ministry had hatched which only purpose was to murder the Hogwarts Potions Professor. Dumbledore had a great laugh. And anytime Snape tried to complain to the headmaster, all he would do was smile and say 'enjoy the day, my dear boy! Enjoy the day!'

After about ten minutes, it was decided that Hannah was going to pick a prank to use on Snape the next day. And, like the rest, all Hannah would say was, "it's going to happen in Potions. Bring your pillows."

"Ok, but, in the mean time, I think we should ask Dobby to help us with something for Snape tonight." Said Hermione with very creepy gleam in her eyes. If the girls weren't on her side, they would be very scared right about now.

A/N:

Well, I hope you are all enjoying my story. I began working on this a couple of months ago, and it's taken me this long to post it because I was trying very hard to think up my own pranks for snape instead of using the ones in a lot of stories.

As of right now, I believe each girl is going to do two pranks each. So, we've still got a ways to go!

ENJOY!