The room service cart rolled along the floor easily as it was being pushed by a young bellhop. This young bell hop, named Tetsu, stopped outside of room 237 and was about to knock on the door when he heard voices inside.

"...Is that so Kuro-tan?" A slightly high female voice asked.

"Just...shut up and suck." A deep voice answered. Tetsu was struck dumb where he stood. Before he could process what they were even talking about, the voices came again.

"Ow! What the hell Fai? Don't bite so damn hard! Just suck!" The deep, most likely, male voice yelled out.

'Could they really be doing what I think they are doing?' Tetsu thought while panicking a bit.

"Mmph...hat...ever..ou...tay!" The muffled, apparently female voice replied. Tetsu shifted uncomfortably and adjusted his uniform; straightening his jacket and then the tray. He was just about to knock when they started talking again.

"Mmm...salty..." The female voice muttered loudly enough for Tetsu to hear.

"Salty?" The male voice asked; sounding very confused.

"Mhm...Your bodily fluids are salty" The female voice answered. Tetsu heard shuffling around the room. Then the female one gasped. "Oh, there's a stain on the bed spread...should I clean it?"

"Let the hotel worry about it stupid." The male voice growled. There was a brief before Tetsu heard an impatient sigh. "Now...where is my damn food? They said it would be here soon. I want my food since you just had your meal." The male voice sounded irritated; very irritated.

Tetsu realized he should knock on the door and deliver the food as soon as possible.

"Hello,room service. Your food is here," Tetsu called out; slightly scared. He heard shuffling from inside that room and footsteps walking towards the door.

"Yea...come in..." The male voice commanded him. Tetsu used his key and opened the door. He walked in slowly, wondering what he would see when he stepped inside. He gasped a little as he put his head up. What he saw shocked him. He saw a blonde-haired person, he couldn't tell if they were male or female, with yellow cat-like eyes and an eye-patch licking blood off her fingers; smiling happily. Then Tetsu's eyes traveled to the other person, who had black hair; definitely a male. But he was holding a towel that used to be white, but was now stained with blood. Not to mention that his wrist was dripping red as the wound looked fresh.

"Uhm..." Tetsu didn't know what to say. The blonde looked at him, then at the black haired-male and the blonde stood up and walked over to the black-haired male grabbing his wrist.

"Did I not lick it all?" The blonde said innocently while grabbing the towel away from the black-haired male and threw it in a random direction. He then stuck his mouth to the black-haired male's wrist and licked it.

Tetsu was beyond freaked.

'What the eff is going on here? This...is...effed right up...I...' Tetsu thought as he felt his face pale. He was about to faint as the blonde straightened up and looked at Tetsu with blood on his lips and chin.

"Oi idiot, don't do this now, you'll scare the hotel staff..." The black-haired male took a look at Tetsu. "Oh, I think you already did that..."

"Uhm....here's your food sir..." Tetsu took the lid off the tray, showed the food and left quickly before the man could tip him.

-Line-

"Holy....crap..." Tetsu breathed as he walked back to the staff room, where bellhops stayed until they were needed. He sat down on a chair and leaned back; sighing loudly,

"...What's wrong Tet? Bad tipper got you down?" Another bellhop, Mark asked; sitting down next to Tetsu, who just sighed and shook his head

"No, if only...." Tetsu shifted his eyes as he trailed off his sentence.

"You caught two people doing the nasty?" Mark asked; nudging Tetsu playfully.

Tetsu thought about how he would answer that. "Yeah……Something like that..." He sat up and looked at Mark. "It was the people in room 237, the black haired man and the blonde-haired woman...they were…..doing weird things."

Mark stared at Tetsu as he paled. "WHAT?"

Tetsu had to cover his ears to block any hearing damage. "Hey! What's with the yelling Mark?"

Mark stuttered as he waved his arms around. "T-that's NOT a man and a woman! That's two guys! I took their bags up earlier!" Mark yelled looking at Tetsu.

Who just fainted on the spot.