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During lunch break, Snape made his way to his chambers. Not only had he lost his socks and shoes, he had now also lost his cloak and his underwear. As he was about to enter his quarters who should show up, but the headmaster. He always seemed to show up when you least wanted him to.

"Severus, I would like a word, please come with me to my office." Spoke the headmaster. Not even waiting to make sure Snape was following, he started off towards his office, secure in knowing that the professor would follow.

Once or twice on their trek to the Dumbledores office, Snape tried to explain that he needed to get to his rooms before lunch was over to get another pair of socks and shoes. But every time he opened his mouth, the headmaster somehow knew he was going to speak and told him to wait until they were in his office.

Thirty minutes later, and irate potions master was storming from the headmasters office down towards his classroom. Dumbledore wanted to make sure he was ok. To ask if he needed some time off. He told the damn old goat that yeah, he needed this lunch break off! He needed to go get some socks and shoes but the damn guy just wouldn't LISTEN! Now he had to teach the remainder of his classes for the day minus socks, shoes, his cloak, and his damn underwear.

Marching into his class, he noticed that for the first time ever all the studentswere in the class ten minutes before it was supposed to startand theywere all sitting quietly waiting for him. Probably heard about his socks and what not disappearing and wanted to make sure they got a good seat just in case anything would happen in their class.

Unfortunately for them, they were staying quiet and, amazingly not one person messed up through out the entire lesson. So they never saw anything strange happen in their class. Snape was starting to think that it was over for the day, and that nothing more would happen.

News traveled fast through the school about what was going on with their favorite professor, so all students were trying to stay quiet in the background and just kept an eye on him. The rest of his classes went by without anything happening to his clothes.

At the final bell he swept from the class before any of the students. He was going to make sure to get into his quarters before dinner that night. Once arriving he opened his chest and drawers and pulled out a pair of socks, underwear, a cloak and some shoes. Putting the articles on, he left his rooms and made his way to the great hall for dinner.

Hermione was making her way down the stairs with Harry and Ron going down to dinner. With all the work her and the girls were putting in to getting even with Snape, she hardly ever spent anytime with her two best friends any longer. Just as they were entering the great hall, a drawling voice came from behind them.

"Hey Weasley! Are you the one taking Snape's clothes? I'm sure his clothes must seem quite nice to you, all your clothes were all ready worn by, what? Four of your brothers before you got them? Oh wait, or is it five? Just because your parents can't afford to get you any more clothes doesn't mean you should start stealing from a professor!" Malfoy called out to Ron.

Before Hermione even had a chance to really think about what was happening her, Harry, Ron, Dean, Neville, Seamus, Lavender, Pavarti, and Ginny had all pulled their wands on the irritating Slytherin.

However before anyone had the chance to let a spell loose, Snape had just made it to the top of the stairs from the dungeons.

"What is going on here?" he bellowed.

As one the Gryffindors attempted to explain what had happened, but Snape only sneered at them and motioned for Malfoy to explain.

"Well you see Professor, I was just talking to Weasley about his family when all of a sudden they all turned their wands on me. Thank Merlin you showed up! Who KNOWS what would have happened if you hadn't." Malfoy answered with a smirk.

Turning back to the nine Gryffindors Snape said, "Well, lets see, I think 50 points each so that would be 450 points from Gryffindor and a months detention each." By the end of the sentence the crowd that had formed around the group was staring wide-eyed at Snape. As he had been taking points from the nine students something began to happen.

First his two socks disappeared, followed closely by his shoes, his cloak, his underwear, his shirt, his pants and the ninth thing to go missing surprised everyone, next to go was his long greasy black hair. Underneath was long, clean and bright red hair. Apparently he was unable to return his normal hair from the first prank and just wore a muggle hair piece!

It took only seconds for the professor to realize what was happening, but he was completely surrounded by students so it took him, in his opinion, much too long to make his way from the entrance hall and down into the dungeons.

Blinded by rage, it took Snape a little longer than usual to find his way to his chambers. He ran through the door and slammed it then reached for his wand to cast a locking charm. Only to find that his wand which was usually in his pocket was gone.

'They have gone TOO FAR this time! I will find out who is behind this, and when I do, I'm going to KILL THEM!' Snape vowed.

A/N: See I told you it wouldn't be that long until I updated. Hope you're all still enjoying the story. And as always please R&R! Thanks!