Doc: Welcome back to the next chapta!

Woi: are you still with us? If you are good for you it only means your actually interested in our story...have a cookie.

Doc: Wolf what did I tell you about baiting the audience...

Woi: what...hey it keeps them interested at least

Doc:........walks off to look for something and random noises are heard.

Woi: okay...well I guess he went to go do something anyway folks…

Doc: comes running at Wolf with a frying pan. "I'll show you to bait our audience!"

Woi: "oh holy crap! People read the next chapter while I run…Gahhh!" runs away

Doc: "We put a disclaimer on the first chapter if u wanna read it again go read it on the first chapter." swings the frying pan going for wolf's head.

Mild possibly sever Sasuke Bashing don't like it don't read it.

"Speech"

'thought'

"Demon/Spirit speech"

'Demon/Spirit thought'

Jutsu

Chapter two: Preparations For a meeting

A gray cat with a red bow walks around in a field as four people slowly close in around it. "This is scarecrow you all in position?" asked the tall gray haired man. "This is Bloody cuts…in position." Growled out the raven haired boy. "This is Pink fury I'm on location." the pinked haired girl said with a bit of agitation. "This is awesome man I'm in pursuit." "Great Naruto." "IT'S AWSOME MAN!" "Sigh…fine, good work awesome man…do you have the target in your sights?" "Yeah I got her in my sights scarecrow." a man with gray hair covers his face with his hand. 'I can't believe I let him nickname me that' thought the gray haired man. "Commence count down." he said. "3."said the raven haired boy. "2." said the pink haired girl. "1." said Naruto. "Now." said the gray haired man. All Three children rushed towards the feline as it jumped over the two boys as they collided and the feline leapt from the ground and started to claw at the two boys faces growling and hissing at the two the whole time. The pink haired girl watched with slight horror on her face. "Here kitty kitty come here Tora." the cat turned and leapt into the girl's arms and started to purr. The gray haired man walked up. "Capture Tora complete." he said with a one eyed smile.

"Thank you Kakashi sensei" said the pink haired girl. "Ok team lets head back to the Hokage and turn in our mission report." Kakashi said as he walked off followed by the pink haired girl. As she walked away the two boys followed behind her glaring at the cat the whole way to the Hokage's office. "Why is it that this damned cat likes Sakura and not us?" "Maybe its cause I have such beauty Naruto." Sakura laughed as the two boys just grumbled. Naruto thought to himself 'Yeah right if you had that kind of beauty your forehead wouldn't be an excellent place for an advertisement.' "Okay you three that's enough now…were on our way to report so please behave." "Yes Kakashi sensei." the three said in unison.

As the three finally reported in they could only watch as an extremely large woman fondled the cat lovingly, "Geeze with a woman like that cuddling me Id want to run away too." Naruto said under his breath, As Sasuke looked on in glee and thought. 'yes kill the beast yes she clawed my face she needs to die.' After the woman left the three turned their attention to the man sitting in the middle of the room. The Hokage…the head ninja in Naruto's village, "good job team seven…now on to your next D-rank mission." at this point Naruto was fed up with D-rank missions.

He wanted something more and he was going to make it known, "Awe come one old man…no more D-ranks, I want a good mission this time. Something really cool and exciting." "At this point I have to agree with the guy sir." the raven haired boy said looking away. "Now now guys don't be so immature to the Hokage, you guys are still young we don't want you jumping the gun now." Kakashi said trying to calm Naruto and Sasuke down, then Naruto instantly sat on the ground with a pissed look on his face, "NO! I want something better!

How are we supposed to show our awesome ninja skills if we are stuck doing what the villagers are to lazy to do themselves?" the elder Hokage then lowered his hat and opened his book, "alright we do have a ninja mission here that you may like Naruto." "ALRIGHT!!" "It's a C-rank mission, but it's only really an escort job." the three ninja looked at each other then back at the old man. "If it's just an escort job why is it ranked as a C-mission?" Sakura asked. "Well Sakura." Kakashi began saying as he looked at the mission specifications, "the man were escorting is a rather important gentleman…it says here that he is an important bridge builder." Kakashi said looking at the paper. "Doesn't sound so tough." Sasuke added with his usual cool demeanor

As the door opened a man who smelled strongly of Sake stumbled in. "So all I get is two brats who look like a strong breeze could knock them over and a runt that would be blown away by the same breeze?" The Hokage nodded his head. "Well there teacher will be coming to." He said as he pointed to Kakashi. "So you're the old geezer huh?" Naruto said walking up to the man, "Watch it brat I know how to beat down short little punks like you." the man said obviously annoyed with Naruto. "Short haha, who are you calling short old man?" at that moment Naruto realized he was talking about him, because Sakura and Sasuke were standing next to him and they were both taller than him. Naruto's faced showed its defeat. Kakashi walked up to the man and extended his hand to him, "It's nice to meet you Mr.…" "Tazuna…the names Tazuna I'm the bridge builder for the land of Waves." "Oh so your from the east huh…I haven't been there in a while…how is it there?"

the man just looked at Kakashi then looked away. "Well…its not like it used to be that's for sure." the small ninja all looked at each other with curiosity but eventually just shrugged it off. "So old men were escorting this guy back home is that it?" "Basically Naruto…that is exactly what you are doing." "Okay then…well all leave tomorrow afternoon." "Why?" Naruto asked. "To prepare your equipment Naruto. Make sure you pack enough for a weeks Travel." "Geeze all this prepping isn't really necessary Kakashi sensei…I mean I'm all set to go." "Naruto just shut up and do what he says." Sakura said walking past her shorter team mate. "Sigh fine whatever."

That night as everyone slept the same two figures appeared again this time at Naruto place. "So were really gonna rely on an idiot like him?" the man who seemed to wear a wolf mask said. "Yes…he is going to help Yoh out after all not even Yoh Asakura is a match against the evil that is approaching." "Perhaps you are right my friend…sigh, well if I'm gonna be stuck here for a while I might as well get some exploring done." "Sigh…fine do what you want…just don't go getting into fights okay." "I won't, besides you know I only kill those who pick on the weak." "And girls." "Shut up." the wolf masked figure then disappeared into darkness. The man who seemed to wear a demon mask looked back over at Naruto. "For all our sakes…I hope you can live up to my expectations Uzumaki Naruto." with that said the man disappeared. As Naruto faintly woke up he looked at his window, "That's strange…I coulda sworn I just heard two people…YAWN…oh well back to sleep." Naruto then passed out again.

(Shaman Group POV)

'Damn that light…sigh why can't the sun just go back to sleep. What's that smell?' Thought Yoh as he opened his eyes he saw he had Ryo's foot in his face "Damn it Ryo…sigh." "Oh well I'm up now I might as well go up top and see where the heck we are." As Yoh walked up on top of the boat he looked around only to see nothing but mist everywhere. "What the heck? Where did we land?" Yoh went back down to wake up Lin, "Lin…hey Lin wake up." Yoh said poking his friend in the face. "Sigh…this had better be good Asakura other wise I'm cutting off your balls." Yoh flinched for a second but then yanked the boy outta bed, "Come on…I need you to see this, I don't know where we are." the boy looked at his friend with a curious look, "What do you mean you don't know where we are? Were in the middle of the bloody Ocean you nitwit or have those head phones of yours finally rotted away what was left of your brain?" Lin finally stopped his insults when Yoh showed him the mist filled sky. "See I told you…were not in the ocean anymore." Yoh said pointing at a half built bridge from the shore the boat had landed on. "How…how on earth did we get here?" "I don't know but I don't really like it."

Omake!!!!!

As Team 7 walks to the Hokage's office to turn in there mission report. There is a Do not disturb sign on the door. "What's this for?" Naruto asks.

The rest shrug as they open the door and instead of the office there's a stage with Orochimaru dancing like Michael Jackson singing beat it. As he dances to the song and he finishes and goes into the classic groin grab as he goes. "HEE hee" Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go white as there mouths hit the ground and Kakashi jumps up and down clapping his hands like a rabid fan boy. And Naruto watches. "And I thought Sasuke was the gay one." he say's as Sakura nods in agreement.

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