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It was a big castle in the middle of nowhere.

"Yeah... this totally gives off Vampire vibes." Naruto spoke as he changed into his tuxedo, his back was to Meidri as she changed into her dress. She was blushing bright red since they didn't have much option but to change into their party attire in their carraige. She didn't say anything for fear that Naruto would subconsciously turn his head over to face her, and he would see her butt naked.

Butt naked.

'How do other girls stomach this stuff?' Meidri didn't want her nipples to stand out, so she had bought herself some pasties to use. As a birdmaid with back wings, she had to wear a dress that didn't have a back to it. Especially since she also had tail features, so she was going to be wearing a backless dress that tied behind her neck. Wearing a bra with that kind of dress didn't usually pan out well for her, since showing off her bra constantly was a bit of a party foul.

She glanced towards Naruto, before she looked away.

She finished putting her pasties on her breasts, glancing over to Naruto a few more times to make sure he wasn't peeking at her. She nodded in afffirmation that he still wasn't done changing either, since it looked like he was struggling with his tie. She pulled her dress up, and fitted it around her butt with some issues so that her tail feathers sat comfortably on the dress... hiding the visible crack of her ass from view.

"Stupid tie."

Meidri was startled when he spoke, and pulled her dress the rest of the way up so that half of her stomach was covered, then pulled the part of the dress that covered... admittedly not a lot of her breasts up and tied it behind her neck. She grabbed a blue ribbon and tied it around her left wrist with some difficulty, so that it turned into a nice bow of her own.

"Done... you good Meidri?" Naruto looked towards Meidri just as she finished. "... Nice... you look very nice in that... I guess shoes aren't your thing." Naruto joked, since she didn't buy any shoes to wear with her outfit. Instead all she did was paint her talons a midnight blue color to match her painted nails, she had done that in the hours before they arrived to the castle.

She added blue to her outfit to compliment the orange in his.

"Yes! Yes, I'm done and ready... and thank you, you look very handsome!" Meidri felt her heart jump out of her chest, thankful that she had finished just in time. The compliment almost went over her head, but Naruto extended his arm to her to take so that he could walk her out of the carraige and towards the castle.

More carraiges were arriving.

People who were already dressed, and Meidri suddenly felt extremely about herself when she saw some of the women who were with dates for the party. She looked towards Naruto, who didn't even seem to pay any attention to the other women, he just walked with her at his arm. They got to the front door of the castle, where a HEAVILY perfumed up zombie woman was waiting for them in a suit. A stitched up beauty.

A succu-girl if the nearby undead themed store meant anything.

Naruto gave her his invite.

"This way... if you need to use the restroom, please ask the other staff."

'... I don't think I've ever seen a zombie be so articulate before.' Meidri didn't say that that out loud for fear of being rude.

"... For a zombie, you sure speak clearly."

"Hahahaha, I mean... sometimes I go so long without seeing people I forget how to speak... so I made sure to brush up before the party!" The zombie woman laughed it off as Naruto spoke what Meidri was thinking, and Meidri started to nudge Naruto for being rude. The zombie woman seemed to realize something, before she reached into a box situated next to her. "... I almost forgot, since this is a masquerade, please wear these masks the entire time."

Naruto placed a small mask over his eyes, with Meidri doing the same. They walked into the castle, and Meidri looked at Naruto's face.

...

"You have whisker marks... that mask does nothing to hide your most identifying feature." Meidri deadpanned, since even with a mask and Naruto's hair slicked back, she could 100% tell it was him purely from his whisker marks.

Naruto reached back and flicked her right wing.

She had wings and a tail, and her hair style was VERY unique.

"Oh... yeah... I guess I'm not exactly hidden either."

-Hours Later-

'Yep... I hate this party.' Meidri thought to herself, and she could see that Naruto was bored out of his mind as well. The music was slow and boring, with the band that was playing the music being literally an undead band from 200 years ago, meaning their music was extremely outdated... and since they were undead they were playing it even slower than the song was meant to be played.

The food was okay, but the portions were so small that she felt others would think her fat if she actually filled her plate. The wine was nice, apparently it was from Girlula's personal stash of 400 year old wine... but Meidri couldn't tell much of what made it so special from taste. To her it tasted pretty much the same as the wine they sold at the pubb for the rare few people who actually ordered the wine.

"-and that is why I believe the lower class needs act with more servitute... don't you agree my dear?"

"Huh... what... were you talking to me?" Meidri just realized that a guy who had been talking might have been talking to her the entire time.

"Why yes, of course I am speaking with you... a birdmaid of such beauty and charm could be the only one I'm speaking to, and so young. Did you marry into wealth, or did you inherit a business... or are you a famous adventurer of renown?" A VERY high class man was speaking to her, and just from looking at him she could see that this was... not a man who saw battle, or really worked on his body a lot.

He was kind of chubby, not super fat, but he lived a very... inactive life.

"Actually, my date is the reason I'm here! You see, he is an adventurer who slayed dragons, stopped bandits, and saved lives. I actually work at this fun pubb he visits a lot, and since we're good friends, he invited me as his date." Meidri spoke of Naruto with a smile, and she looked towards Naruto who was clearly annoyed. She could read it in his body language, and he glanced over towards her.

"I see... so you are... a bar maiden... a commoner who serves the unwashed masses... I see, I see... it really was pointless for me to assume you could understand me."

"Huh?" Meidri asked when the man turned and started to walk away. She felt like she should be a lot angrier about something, but she couldn't find it in her to get all that offended. She walked over towards Naruto, who had a Succubus Queen flirting with him.

"... A strong, strapping lad... an adventurer with a lot of vitality... my husband and I would just love if you and your date stopped by our castle, maybe for some swapping fun... I'm sure everyone will leave very satisfied."

"That doesn't sound fun to me at all, so I'll have to pass." Naruto deadpanned, since he didn't want to be wrung dry by a succubus queen, who could leave a man unable to get his dick hard for over a week after a session. Meidri blushed when she heard the comment, and the Incubus Lord winked at her from next to his wife.

"Why not ask the young lady... you see, I find nothing is more fun than to watch my wife moan as she is pleasured by a strapping lad, while I make that lad's woman moan as well. I find the moans of multiple women as music to my ears. It is truly a melody to behold."

"No." Meidri responded.

One word was all she needed to reject the incubus, who seemed to take her rejection with a light hearted smile. His wife seemed to sigh, a smile still on her face.

"A shame, truly a shame..."

"It really isn't a shame though." Naruto and Meidri responded, equal parts deadpan with their delivery.

"... All adventurers have their price... so what is your price."

"I'm about to punch both of you."

"Ooooh... that sounds like some kinky, adventurer bandit roleplay... it reminds me of the time I got to watch as a bandit group had their way with my lovely wife. When they were done, I had never had my way with my wife harder... to this day we still don't know if the child we had together is mine or not... the mystery."

"... I have no clue how to deal with people like this." Naruto pointed to the Incubus Lord who seemed to relish ALL things sexual in nature, including things that made no sense to Naruto at all. Naruto spoke to Meidri directly, who was looking at the Succubus Queen who was shivering in pleaure. "... So, you getting fed up with rich people too?" Naruto asked Meidri, who nodded her head.

Half of the people at the party seemed to completely dismiss her, while a good number of them seemed to dote on Naruto.

"Why do these wealthy people love adventurers so much?" Meidri asked Naruto, since she noticed a trend.

"Of course we love Adventurers of fame and power. Adventurers are a hard working bunch who lift themselves up... not only are they hard working, but a successful adventurer is one who is from good genetic stock. Why, if my daughters would all marry strong adventurers, I couldn't be more happy... my grandchildren would have a good father to look up to, and they would be genetically more capable." The Incubus Lord laughed at the question.

Naruto pointed at him, without saying anything.

He was at a loss for words.

"Adventurers are also skilled, and the children of adventurers typically work their bodies to the bone to hold up the legacy of their parents... the body of an adventurer, and the education that comes with wealth... my most successful child was one born when I had a night of fun with an adventurer... long before I met my dear husband."

Meidri pointed at the woman, not able to say anything since she was at a true loss for words. She looked at Naruto, before she grabbed him by the arm and started to lead him away from the perverted couple.

"Ah, if it isn't Lord Uzumaki."

"Yeah, that is me, who are you?" Naruto asked as a thin, blue skinned vampire man walked up to them.

"I am Lord Call Girlula, the lord of this region, owner of this castle... the one who invited you to this party. Are you enjoying yourself?" Girlula asked Naruto directly, ignoring Meidri completely at first, before he looked down at her and took her hand. He kissed the top of it, but she just pulled her hand back.

His body was so cold, his kiss was actually kind of gross to her.

"I can't say I am... half of the people at this party want to fuck me, or want me to marry their children. I can tell you... I am not interested in marrying your children, and I don't want to have sex with you."

"Yes, I can see why that could be a problem. I assure you, I am childless and very much not into men in such a way."

"Good."

"At the same time, I actually do bare a request for you, of which I will properly compensate you. As you see... I have vast wealth, able to hold such balls as this at no harm to my fortune... but as a vampire I lack the ability to traditionally breed... Lord Uzumaki, it would please me greatly if you were to allow me to turn you into my offspring, so I may pass on my title as Lord and retire."

"No thank you." Naruto didn't want to give up his humanity so easily.

"Very well, it was worth a try... at the very least, do stay the night. I assure you, I will not try to turn you against your will. If it may please you, I can offer you an escort of the highest caliber, a vampiress of my own harem." Girlula spoke and offered Naruto the chance to sleep with one of his own vampire harem mates. He gestured to a high class vampire woman who was serving guests drinks. "... or maybe a Jiangshi or Zombie would be more to your liking."

Meidri coughed into her hand.

"... Excuse me... I'm his date."

"Ah... I apologize my dear, since you are a virgin, I assumed you two were only friends. I only wished to honor my guest by allowing him to savor a treat. Of course, if you two wish to use a room to consumate your relationship, you may still stay the night." Girlula could smell the virgin in Meidri's blood from where he was standing.

Meidri turned bright red.

Naruto sighed.

"As thankful as I am for the offer... I think Meidri and me will enjoy a dance, and then head out... neither of us fit in here... with these people."

"Ah... understandable, though I wish you to at least stay long enough for the orgy."

"Okay, we're leaving now." Meidri grabbed Naruto tighter and pulled him away from the count. The second she heard orgy, she knew that was her clue to get Naruto out of the party.

She was not going to stay at this party a moment longer.

-Days Later-

'... That really was such a waste of time...' Meidri was sweeping the bar after it closed down, with a sigh.

She felt like she had some progress with Naruto, but she just didn't have fun at the party. Almost all of her fun came from the trip to the party itself, where she and Naruto just got to enjoy some alone time together and bond.

"Meidri... you've been moping all day... wasn't your vacation fun?"

"Oh, fun... yeah... getting judged by rich people for being a commoner is so much fun. Watching as people hit on Naruto all day, and try to get him to marry their daughters... so much fun... not even getting to dance with Naruto... so much fun... I really enjoyed myself." Meidri was sarcastic with Crim when he asked her.

...

"I'm sorry Crim, I didn't mean to... I'm just... it was so annoying... huh?" Medri watched as most of the lights in the bar were turned off. She looked around and saw the only light that was turned on still was the one above her head. She looked where she heard the sound of walking, and Naruto was coming down the stairs from the second floor. "Naruto... the bar is... oh my..." Meidri was stunned when she saw Naruto wearing the suit he wore to the party.

He grinned at her and stepped into the light.

"You've been annoyed all day... but you're right, we never did get to dance at that ball, did we... so... lets dance it up." Naruto's wording could use some work.

The message got across when he extended his hand to her though.

"There isn't any music though."

"Lets dance anyway, you wanted to dance right?" Naruto kept his hand outstretched to her, and despite the lack of music, despite the fact she was had worked all day, and despite the fact that she smelled like beer from being around it all night... she took his hand anyway and stepped closer to him.

"... I've never danced before."

"I'lll teach you how."

So they danced.

Chapter End!
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