Chapter 4: Of Kimura, Another New Employee, and… a flood?!

A/N: I have failed once again in my quest to own Azumanga. Please review. R&R

In the classroom. Monday after the trial.

A cool winter breeze fell over Azumanga High School. Christmas was approaching.

Yukari happily skipped into the classroom. "Good morning my wonderful class! And my favorite student ever!" Tomo stood up. "Thank you Yukari!" Yukari got an angry look on her face. "Not you, Osaka!"

Tomo sat down, shattered. I will get you back, Osaka. Or is it Ayumu? I can't remember. Hmm, I like manga and anime, I wished I lived in one. I should probably stop by the book store today. I wonder if I can get Yomi to come. Tomo's mind wandered and she soon fell asleep.

"TOMO, WAKE UP YOU LAZY NOT-MY-FAVORITE STUDENT!" Yukari screamed, which caused Tomo to wake up crying. "Why do you hate me?"

Yukari's eye became red. "YOU ALMOST SENT ME TO JAIL FOR LIFE!" Tomo's eyes grew small. "Oh yeah… Sorry."

Later that day at work…

That Osaka, always one upping me. Ms. 42 Points. I need to find a way to get her back. She began forming a plan. She pulled out her cell phone. She called up Kagura. "MEET ME DOWN HERE!" Tomo ended the call before Kagura could object.

A male employee came up from behind her. "I don't think you should be talking on your cell phone during work." Tomo's eyes grew dark. "I don't like it when people bug me. Remember what happened when Kazuki-San and Yukiyo-San messed with my DS?" The employee slowly walked away.

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Kagura walked casually down the street. She sensed someone behind her. She turned around and saw unimaginable horror.

"HOORAY! KAGURA! HOORAY!" Kimura yelled, much to Kagura's horror. "So… How did swimming practice go? Did you get really…?" Kimura stopped and gaped at her. "Go away!" She said, backing up. "DID YOU GET REALLY WET?" Kimura yelled. Kagura ran away.

Kimura looked disappointed, but saw Kaorin and Chihiro passing by. "HI KAORI!" Kimura said to her, waving. Kaorin let out a high pitched squeal. She and Chihiro ran away. "Get away from me you freak!" Kaorin yelled behind her.

"Guess I'll go after Kagura then…" Kimura said, slowly turning around.

Back at Magnetron Burger…

Kagura walked into the restaurant. "Tomo? Where are you?" Kagura asked. She was yanked into the restroom by Tomo. "Kagura, I have a plan to get back at Osaka for all she has done to me!" Tomo had an evil grin on her face.

"What has she ever done to you?" Kagura asked. "Shut up and start stuffing to toilets with toilet paper!" Tomo demanded. "Wait, wha-" "DID I FREAKING STUTTER? START STUFFING THE DAMN TOILETS!" Kagura decided not to further anger her.

In the kitchen, Osaka was trying to conduct everybody in songs about Christmas. "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh how much fun it is to fly with pigtails all the day! Yay!"

The people who had joined stopped singing because they were unfamiliar with the new lyrics. They did not expect was what was about to happen.

"All right, Kagura, flush the toilets!" Tomo ordered. "I don't see how this will get back at Osaka…" Tomo bonked Kagura on the head. "TOILETS!" Kagura decided there was no changing Tomo's mind.

Tomo ran from stall to stall laughing like a maniac. "Ha ha ha! Now Osaka will never be able to go to the bathroom again!" After all the toilets were flushed, Tomo laughed maniacally. Pipes started shaking and the toilets began gurgling.

Tomo continued laughing like a lunatic. Kagura sweatdropped and realized what was about to happen. "Tomo, this was a dumb idea. The pipes are about to regurgitate. And if all the plumbing is connected, it can cause a-" She was cut off by the toilets suddenly spewing out water. (A/N: I know that probably wouldn't really happen, but this is anime physics.)

The sinks began erupting and so did the dishwasher. Soon the entire place was covered in water. Tomo and Kagura walked out of the bathroom, covered in moist toilet paper.

Despite being ankle deep in water, Osaka continued singing.

Kimura was in the door of the restaurant, gaping at Kagura and Tomo. Their appearances disgusted him. "… I don't think I like teenage girls anymore." He said as he walked out.

The manager stormed out of his office. He let out a roar similar to Godzilla. He picked up Tomo and began throttling her. "TOMO… TAKINO… ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK?" He set Tomo down.

He punched the air, but accidentally hit an old lady (The same old lady who Yukari ran over.) "Ami I trying to give you a heart attack? … More or less." Tomo said stupidly.

The manager gave her an uppercut, and she got stuck in the ceiling. "The only reason you still work here is because we are short on employees. You are suspended for a week without pay."

"Wait, you are short on employees? Hmm… How much do they get payed?" Kagura asked, her interest aroused. "1,500 yen an hour."

Kagura looked delighted. "Is there a spot for after 5:00 PM?" The manager nodded. "I'LL TAKE THE CASE!"

Chiyo was terrified at what she was witnessing. "All three numbnuts working at the same place?" She felt lightheaded.

All hell would soon break loose.

A/N: Yeah, I know, not the best chapter. And not much Chiyo. She's taken the backseat for the past two chapters. But she will play a larger part in the next chapter. And it was too short, but I didn't have any ideas for this chapter. Please review. CHAPTER 5: MISADVENTURES AT WORK CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.