Chapter 7 (Technically 6 :) The End

A/N: What?! I'm ending it?! Oh snap!

Yeah, this will be the final chapter, mainly because I want to start a new project. Don't worry readers! I'm planning a sequel after I finish the three projects after this. I'll say the title at the author note at the end, because if I said it now, it would give away the ending. I put all I could into this chapter, pigtails, Avenue Q and Omen references, and much more. R&R.

Chiyo gulped as she looked at Magnetron burger. The three numbnuts were inside, working. What kind of hell could they be raising? She suddenly had a vision.

Tomo and Kagura were playing paintball, hitting customers. Osaka was attacking any customer with pigtails and ripping them off. The manager was having a stroke.

Chiyo realized she was exaggerating the situation, but she was still nervous. She walked into the fast food restaurant.

It was surprisingly normal. Despite loud outbursts of Tomo cursing (probably burning herself in grease.)

Chiyo smiled because of the normality. She walked into the kitchen.

"Good afternoon, Osaka-San! You too, Tomo-Chan and Kagura-San! I'm surprised you guys are being so- Ahh!" Chiyo was cut off. She was watching Kagura and Tomo splashing cups of hot grease at each other.

Some grease landed on Kagura's shirt. "Ahh! You're gonna pay for that!" She said in a joking manner.

Chiyo panicked and began circling the playful dangers. "Please stop, you'll injure a customer!" Tomo laughed. "What's the worst that can happen? I mean sure, I had seventeen coffee's a few minutes ago, but so what?" Tomo having coffee? Uh-oh.

Tomo tripped and flung a bunch of fresh grease at Osaka. "OW! TOMO, WHAT IN THE HECK? AHH! STOP DROP AND ROLL!" Osaka fell down and started rolling all around the kitchen. Chiyo sweatdropped. "That's only when you are on fire, you're only burning."

Osaka lay on the floor for a few more moments. "Oh, okay." She got up like nothing happened. There were terrible blisters all over her body and the flesh on her arm was burnt a good deal. A part of her cheek was blackened.

"Osaka-San, we need to get you to a hospital!" Chiyo screamed, running for a phone. She dialed 911. "Help! My friend just got burnt with grease by my idiot friend! She had bad burns on her arm that look they can get infected, can you send an ambulance? You can? Thank you." Chiyo walked over to Osaka. "Osaka-San, an ambulance will be coming for you. And- Hey, stop doing that!" Osaka was slapping the burns on her arm. "I… feel funny."

Osaka spun around a bit and fainted. "Oh my god!" Chiyo began fretting. Tomo and Kagura were still having their grease fight. "You guys are really lucky the manager won't be here for a few hours!" Kagura and Tomo laughed a bit. "Lighten up Chiyo-Chan."

A few minutes later, an ambulance came and picked Osaka up.

"See what you guys did to Osaka-San?" Chiyo said to her (still grease fighting) friends. Kagura shrugged. "It wasn't that bad…" Chiyo sweatdropped. "When they touched her arm it sounded like crushing potato chips."

At The Hospital

Osaka just had her burn treated and her arm was bandaged up. She was sitting in the hospital bed, bored.

"I'm bored!" Osaka whined. She got out of the room and walked into the room next to her. She saw a guy in a full body cast.

"Oh my god, what happened to you!?" Osaka asked the man. He was a mail man, and he was delivering mail to an oil rig when a bunch of oil spilled on him … and so did a match.

"Rig… mail." He mumbled. Osaka tilted her head. "Huh?"

The Man attempted to speak more clearly, but failed. "Rig… mail." Of course, Osaka misunderstood. "All I hear was 'ig' and 'ail.'" She came to an assumption. "Ig ail… PIG TAIL?"

Osaka ran out of the hospital and got on the nearest train.

Oh boy, here we go again.

Meanwhile, Kagura decided to do some actual work. Tomo, of course wouldn't. She began jumping onto customer's tables. "Hi y'all! I'm Tomo Takino, are you ready to rock!?"

Tomo began singing in a voice that was worse than Yomi's. Anyone who was wearing a hearing aid in a seventeen mile radius suddenly became deaf.

"THE INTERNET IS REALLY, REALLY GREAT… TAKE IT RANDOM CUSTOMER!" Tomo shrieked. The customer looked horrified. Tomo slapped him. "I SAID TAKE IT!"

The customer replied quietly. "… For porn." "WHAT DID YOU SAY, SOLDIER?!"

"THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! Now let me eat my food in peace." The customer realized he made a mistake. "That was a bad statement. Now I'm wondering how I should torture you… Should I make you eat your own arm, or should I forcibly reverse your gender?"

The customer sprinted out the door at an impossible speed. Tomo cackled in a way so evil it made Gandhi roll over in his grave. "Hooray coffee!"

Chiyo sweatdropped. "It sucks to be me…"

Tomo smiled happily. 'DID I JUST HEAR MORE AVENUE Q?!"

Chiyo looked scared. "No! Please don't sing again more Avenue Q. It's not family friendly." Tomo frowned. "Fine. I'll just sing Music Man songs now!"

"NOOO!"

Tomo literally blew the roof off of the building. It could be described in two words: utter chaos. She then ran out the door, laughing manically.

Osaka limped through the door. "Osaka-San, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the hospital! And why are you limping?" Chiyo asked. "I'm here because of the pigtails. And I'm limping because I got beat up by a gang of senior citizens."

"How'd you get beaten up by senior citizens?" Chiyo asked, with images running through her head of Osaka getting hit with canes and walkers. "I took one of their canes so I could destroy the pigtails! But after that didn't work, I got… THESE!"

Osaka pulled out seven daggers. "Are those the knives of Meggido?!" Chiyo asked, shocked. "How did you get them?"

"It's because I was destined to destroy pigtails! And I kind of raided many priests' homes. But that is beside the point. Now to destroy them all!" Osaka jumped on top of customer with pigtails, who began resisting.

Tomo ran back into the restaurant, holding two cases. "Hey Kagura! Let's play paintball!"

Chiyo froze. The vision was coming true.

Osaka wrapped the customer's pigtails around one of the daggers and forcefully ripped them off. The customer screamed and fainted. Osaka turned her head to her best friend. "Chiyo-Chan, come here! I need to exorcise you!" Chiyo shrieked and began running around the room. She almost got hit by a paintball.

Tomo suddenly took a barrage of paintballs to the face. She ran up to Kagura and hit her with the gun. Kagura fell to the ground. "Oh man, Tomo! You are gonna pay for that one!" Kagura put the barrel of the paintball gun up against Tomo's forehead. "Oh man…"

Chiyo jumped over the counter. Osaka tried, but couldn't get over. She calmly walked to the employee's entrance door. "Chiyo-Chan, come back! Your pigtails need to die!" Osaka grabbed one of the large cups of grease Tomo was using early and tried to make Chiyo slip by spilling it on the ground. She missed and all of the grease landed on the oven.

Kagura pulled the trigger and paintballs hit Tomo hard. She fell down, writhing in pain. "Haha, I win!" Kagura went back to the kitchen. She looked at the grease soaked oven. She had a stroke of stupidity. "Hmm, this must be a new kind of liquid burger. I'll just turn the oven on and…"

The grease began furiously burning. "Umm… I didn't do it!" Kagura yelled as she walked off slowly.

Meanwhile, Osaka was still chasing Chiyo, not paying attention to the fire. The fire slowly began spreading.

The manager walked through the door. He saw the fires, knives, and paintball guns. He began to have a stroke. "SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL!"

Chiyo and Osaka went back to the main room and the kitchen exploded into a ball of dancing flames. The manager screamed. He pulled a Life Alert out of nowhere. "HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"

Osaka was torn. "Grr… I can't put an end to the pigtails now. We just need to get out of here!" Osaka grabbed Chiyo by the arm and got her out. The customers got out on their own. Kagura picked Tomo up.

"Hey! You forgot me!" The manager yelled. He slowly crawled out of the burning wreckage.

An ambulance came to Magnetron Burger and picked the manager up and put him onto a stretcher. Soon, the fire truck came.

The Manager growled at the Azu-Girls as he was put into the ambulance. "You… girls… are… FIRED!"

Tomo looked shocked. "But what did I do?!"

Kagura looked down in disappointment. "But I just started working here."

Osaka looked at Chiyo. I'll get those pigtails soon. Not today, but soon.

Chiyo didn't know how to react. She hoped other employers were as willing to hire a twelve year old girl as Magnetron Burger was.

And on that day, the four girls were forever banned from Magnetron Burger.

The End

There you have it. The sequel (which will be probably in about a month or two,) will be called "Out of Work." They will be searching for work in various places. Their employments will usually only last about one day. Chaos ensues. Please review, and I hope you enjoyed Misadventures at Work.