Okay! Now for Yuki X Hatsuharu! And~ here they are!

Yuki: Why am I always the uke! I don't wanna be pregnant, and I do not blush that easily!

Haru: Wow, Yuki, you must have really pissed Ms. Kyohaku off. It's either that or you just make the perfect uke and there is no one more uke-ish than you. Well, except Momiji, or maybe the monkey…

Nope! I am a firm believer that Yuki is purely gay and the ultimate uke! Which is why he acts so distant around all the pretty girls in the school! And he simply no one can alter the fact that he looks way too girlish to be straight!

Kyo: Apparently the beautiful Ms. Kuro likes me, because I am married to Tohru and already have a kid. Oh, and everybody is in their early twenties or so in this particular one.

Right. Normally I have them as teenagers, but they're adults here.

Yuki ran a hand over his slowly growing stomach and sighed. Hatsuharu glanced over from the bookshelf and smiled. "Yuki? Are you feeling alright? Hatori says you shouldn't stress yourself…You're not regretting the baby, are you?"

Yuki smiled and reached out to grab the ox's hand. "I feel perfectly fine, and of course I'm not regretting it. That's why we're here, after all…I really want this baby." He gave a sweet smile and allowed the younger (but taller) man to pull him into a hug.

"Haru! This is a public library!" "And it's owned by Kyo and Tohru, which is why we're meeting them here. They both know that your stomach is super sizing thanks to our child."

Yuki blushed a little and buried his head into his lover's shoulder. "Every one outside the inner family thinks I'm just getting fat…"

Hatsuharu leaned down and kissed the silvery locks. "Even if that were the reason, I would still love you. And I can't believe we're going to have a baby in five months!" He whispered happily. Yuki was glad his face was hidden and nodded.

"Me too…" He said softly. Haru chuckled and held him closer. "The best thing is that it's our child." Yuki shivered and pulled the man closer.

Smiling secretly, Yuki nuzzled Haru's chest. "Who knew you could be so romantic? And to think people called you emotionless." He teased gently.

Hatsuharu suddenly swept the rat up bridle-style. "Haru!" Yuki gasped, and flung his arms around the ox's neck. "Put me down! This is embarrassing!"

"Aw, but you two look so adorable that way!" Tohru, holding her two-year-old son's hand, walked up to them, snapping a picture with her free hand. Shigure had rubbed off on her long ago, and she was no longer so stupidly innocent. "Does Kyo know you two are here?"

"Aunt Yuki! Uncle Haru!" The orange-haired child ran up to them and grabbed their hands. "Have you decided What the baby's name is gonna be?"

Haru and Yuki smiled. "That's why we're here. We decided on Sora, even if it's a boy." Tohru smiled and clapped her hands. "That's a beautiful name! Don't you think, Kyo dear?" The orange-haired man, who had mellowed out after marrying Tohru, appeared beside her and smiled.

"Yeah, it's a great name. C'mon Kasai, leave Auntie Yuki and Uncle Haru alone." The child pouted, but did as his father told him to. Tohru giggled, still a teenaged girl at heart. "Well, we have some good news, so it's wonderful that you're here."

She placed her hands tenderly on her stomach and leaned into Kyo. The cat smiled and wrapped an arm around her. "Tohru's pregnant again." He said proudly.

Yuki smiled as Haru let him down. "That's great. I'm happy for you two!" Haru nodded. "You should really use protection more often though." Kyo glared at him. "Don't say stuff like that in front of Kasai!" He hissed.

Kasai tugged on his father's shirt hem. "What's Uncle Haru talking about?" Kyo leaned down and ruffled his sons hair. "I'll tell you when it's needed, kiddo. By the way, you aren't allowed to visit Uncle Shigure or Aunt Ayame without me or Yuki present, all right?"

"Okay, daddy! Can I go to my room and practice shape shifting now?" Tohru smiled at her son. "Sure, sweetie. Don't meow though, you have to be careful." Kasai turned into a small orange and white kitten and bounded towards the door.

Yuki smiled. "It's a good thing he can change at will. You never have to worry about him getting kidnapped. I wonder if Sora will be able to do that as well." Haru shrugged.

"I hope not. Remember how many curtains Kasai shredded before Kyo could get him to understand that he wasn't supposed to do that? What if our child takes after me and is a bull?"

Well, there we go.

Yuki: Why does Haru have to treat me like a little girl? And I do not blush that easily!

Haru: Honey, calm down. Wow, you pissed the authoress off.

Yuki: Just who else am I going to get pregnant with, huh?

Hmmm, I'm planning on Ayame, Shigure, a threesome with you, Kyo, and Haru-

Haru: …I'm on top, aren't I?

Yes, now shut up. Yuki is also in another threesome with Kyo and Shigure.

Yuki: WHY! AND THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!

Because you are the ultimate uke, I already told you. Kyo is also with Hatsuharu, Shigure (which is up next) and the threesomes I mentioned.

Kyo: WTH! I'm with the damn Dog of all people! I would rather be with Akito!

Akito: Why thank you, but since I'm a girl and Kuro-Chan is a Yaoi fangirl, that won't happen.

Haru: So you're okay with being impregnated by me? Didn't know you enjoyed being done by younger men.

Kyo: Gah! Where did Akito come from! And get the hell away from me, Ox!

Akito appeared from my imagination. Now shut up before I put you with Ayame!

Kyo: …

Good. There will also be a Hatori X Momiji, and an Ayame X Shigure.