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This is placed in normal Hellsing time, Integra is older and Alucard...is still Alucard

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"Walter...help me..." the vampire whispered harshly into the phone.

"Relax Alucard..." Walter rolled his eyes on the other end of the phone; he can be such a baby...

"Name some of her symptoms"

"Coughing, sneezing, more pissed off than usual...I think she was complaining about a headache and every time I get near she tries to kill me" he started, while counting his gloved fingers to make sure.

"She's always trying to kill you Alucard"

"True but it's more than usual this time!" Alucard argued.

"Alright alright, look. Next to the phone is a cabinet, in it; there is tea and some medicine. Make her take it and she should fall asleep and get well within a few days"

"Thank you Walter" Alucard sighed in relief as he reached into the cabinet and took out its contents.

"You're welcome, although I should warn you..." he started.

Alucard froze," Yes?"

"Well, Sir Integra doesn't like medicine...I just wish you luck on getting her to take it"

"Is it that bad?"

"It's equivalent as trying to get a vampire to drink holy water"

"...Lovely..."

Unfortunately, "pissed off" was an understatment.

Within the past two hours she hung up on two knights and destroyed three teacups. One of which Alucard was still regenerating from after she threw it at him, why she had silver spoon was anyone's guess.

"Damn him..." she growled while scribbling her signature furiously on some poor contract that was at the mercy of her sharp ballpoint pen.

"I can't believe that man..." she went on.

Integra suddenly stopped what she was doing and screwed her eyes shut at a sudden migraine that hit her, rubbing her temples she absent-mindedly reached into the drawer next to her and grabbed a cigar, hoping it would ease her pain and stress.

Just as she was about to reach for her lighter, she suddenly had a small coughing fit. She groaned again at another headache and sniffled a bit. She sighed and put her cigar away.

Just as she was going to reach for another form to look over and stab to death with her signiture, she felt a pair of eyes watching her. She ignored it and grabbed the form.

"Good evening Master" Alucard smiled nervously as he entered her room from a dark corner.

She continued to ignore him and kept on writing. He sighed and walked over to the dresser by her bed with a tray.

"So...how are you?" he started.

She stopped writing and glared up at him," What –cough- the hell do you think?" she snarled dangerously.

Now, normally would find this a major turn on but as of right now, she looked like hell and in his mind, that's what it looked like that last time he was down there.

Her nose was red and her skin was pale, her normal icy blue eyes were dull and carried large bags under them due to lack of sleep. Her hair and glasses in disarray and her commanding voice was now an almost comical deep squeaky voice due to a stuffy nose.

"Right that was stupid, I apologize" Alucard mumbled as he placed the tray on the dresser and gave her the tea.

She took it and nearly drank the entire thing in one gulp, Alucard stood by and watched her in amazement as she chugged the hot tea.

She sighed with content and gave him the empty cup to be refilled," I take it -cough- you called Walter?" she asked.

"Yes, he gave me this medicine, tea..."

Integra's loud sneeze cut him off.

"And tissue " he said while giving her a tissue box, she quickly grabbed it and covered her nose with the soft tissue.

Alucard hid his desire to gag as she blew her nose into the poor tissue that was now covered with her mucus.

Trying his best to ignore it, he refilled her tea and gave it to her after she tossed the abused tissue over the beside.

"-cough- bleh….thank you Alucard" she mumbled, slowly sipping the tea this time.

He sighed and gently picked up the small bottle of red liquid he guessed was the cold medicine. Rotating it, he found the directions and read them aloud.

"Two teaspoons…." he mumbled.

"Theres no need in reading that" she stated calmly while sipping her tea, not even bothering to look over at him.

He looked over at the corner of his eyes," What was that?"

Now she finally turned to look up at him with a stern look," I refuse, didn't Walter warn you? -cough cough- "

"Yes...he did, but if this will make you better then as far as I'm concerned, you're taking it" he stated.

She glared up at her vampire, placing the empty tea cup on the dresser," What was that Servant?" her voice didn't come out as commanding as she would've liked but her voice was strained from all of her coughing and sneezing.

To her surprise, he set his hand on the bed right next to her and leans his face close to hers. She stood her ground.

"If this is going to make you better, than you ARE going to take. Even if I have to force feed you" he growled.

Her eyes narrowed," You. Wouldn't. Dare" she growled.

He leaned in closer," Try me" he grinned, lifting up the medicine bottle up, taunting her.

The next thing Alucard knew, she threw the covers off her and scrambled to run away from him.

"Get back here!"

Alucard quickly jumped on the bed and grabbed her by the waist, pulling them both down on the bed.

"ALUCARD!" she screamed.

"Why do you always have to be so difficult!" he growled, grabbing her hips and flipping her over.

"H-hey! Alucard!"

He ignored her as he straddled her waist, while she continued her screams and clawing at the bed sheets to try and get away, he popped the top off the medicine and drank some.

Integra turned white.

"Oh...no... you...you wouldn't...ALUC-mmph!" she was cut off by Alucard's lips smashing her own. She squirmed about and tried to shove him off but quickly found her arms held up above her head by Alucard's strong grip.

'Damnit Alucard, I hate you' she growled as the medicine was being transferred to her mouth.

'Just take it already'

Reluctantly she allowed herself to swallow the contents, seeing it was the only way out of this...position.

She screwed her eyes shut, awaiting a horrible taste from what was suppose to aid her through her cold. Yet surprisingly she tasted nothing.

Once she felt that there was no longer any medicine left to swallow, she finally realized that the reason she tasted nothing was because her tongue was currently preoccupied with Alucards.

She growled and fought back a moan, and blush. Which was proving to be difficult with her vampire straddling her waist and giving her possibly the greatest kiss she's ever received.

'Are.You.Done.Here?' she snarled. But he just laughed and slowly departed from her lips.

For a moment he remained still, fairly amused by his Master's flushed cheeks and furious expression.

"Was this apart of Walter's instructions?" she growled.

"No, but neither was force feeding you. Besides..." he gently grabbed her chin and turned her head to face him," You haven't stopped me yet"

Her blushed deepened and she immediately looked away," Damn you..."

He laughed," Well, how do you feel?"

"Tired" she mumbled, feeling exhaustion take over, or maybe it was the medicine working. She couldn't tell.

"Then you should rest" Alucard plucked the glasses from her face and grinned, "Do you wish for me to join you?"

She snapped back into reality and glared daggers at him.

"GET OFF OF ME YOU BLOODY VAMPIRE!!!!" she screamed.

Before she could grab her pen and stab Alucard to death, or something, to get him off. He already disappeared laughing.

'I rather like medicine Master' he said, she couldn't nearly feel his grin,'Perhaps you should call me when you get ill again'

Most of these are rps me and a friend did xD yea I know, we're nuts.

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