Well, as I said in the last chapter, Kyo X Shigure!
Kyo: Damn dog…Why, of all the people you could have put me with, why him?
Shigure: 'Cause we're just the most awesome pairing out there of course!
I'm pretty sure that's not it, but that's okay if you want to think it! On with the story!
Shigure had been teasing Tohru and Yuki about their third child on the way when a desperate call from Hatsuharu distracted him. That is why he was currently drinking tea in his old friend's house curiously watching a completely hysterical Kyo.
"Shigure, do you have any idea why Kyo is asking for abortion?" Hatori had given up on getting the cat to answer and had come over to sit beside the dog.
Shigure shrugged. "No idea. I don't know why he's so hysterical either."
"Hysterical? Hysterical! I have every right to be a little freaked out! I'm carrying the spawn of Satan!" Kyo screamed. Momiji was bouncing around like a ball of super-condensed energy. On Speed.
Shigure was confused for a second. "Kyo, stop being a Nekobaka. Calm down and explain whatever it is you're so upset about." For once, he was serious. Kyo took a deep breath and trotted over to sit sullenly in the dog's lap.
"I…Took one of those tests Shigure gave all of us, the ones to see if we were pregnant? Well, I only took it as a joke, I didn't want to be pregnant!" Kyo's voice started to rise, and Shigure comfortingly petted his head.
Kyo relaxed a little, falling silent. He nuzzled gently closer to Shigure's chest, breathing in the familiar scent. "I'm pregnant…With your baby girl. Congrats, Hatori, your tests are very detailed."
Hatori smiled slightly. "I wonder if your child will be a fox? And anyways, this means you can't tease me and Momiji anymore." Momiji chuckled and dive-bombed his seme. "Ha'ri, play with me! The kind that you make everyone else leave for!"
Kyo nearly choked with withheld laughter, while Shigure openly howled. "C'mon, Nekobaka, obviously the seahorse and the rabbit want some alone time!"
Kyo looked at him. "That's all you're gonna say when I tell you I'm pregnant?" He asked in annoyance. Shigure shrugged. "I saw the test in the trash this morning before Ha'ri called. What do you think of the name Kitsune, considering…"
The cat nuzzled against the dog. "I like it. I just hope Kitsune doesn't act like you."
Say it with me! KAWAII!
Kyo: …Well the fox bit was kind of adorable…I would probably be okay with this if it was anybody but Shigure!
Shigure: That's cold, Kyo! And I was so loving to my little pregnant Uke!
Kyo: We both know it's impossible for you to be serious, so that couldn't have happened. Huh, I wonder what a pairing between me and Hatori would be like… Oh jeez, I have been spending way too much time with Kuro!
Why yes, yes you have. But I appreciate it and might add that pairing. Love from the Ukes and jealousy from the semes!