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ADDITIONAL WARNING- surprisingly enough, I don't own any of these characters
YOU SHOULD ALL BE THANKFUL THAT I UPDATED THIS, BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON, FANFICTION DECIDEDS NOT TO WORK WHEN I UPDATE, SO IT TOOK ME FIVE DAYS TO GET THIS UP
HEY GUYS!!! I know most of you hate me by now, since I haven't updated since around august, but believe me when I say I've been REALLY busy. School started, and I have gotten an unbelieveable amount of HW, a bunch of accidents, someone should know what I am talking about, and then the holidays which are still going on, and—
Sasuke: sigh Didn't we already discuss your little explaining problem?
Neji: leaning against the wall You spelt "unbelievable" wrong.
SOY: stares …OMG!!! ITS NEJI!!
Sasuke: scoffs Took you long enough.
Neji: points Is she always this slow?
Sasuke: nods
SOY: freaking out OMG!! THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING ALONG!!
Neji: … dude you need to calm down..
Soy: shocked …DID NEJI JUST SAY DUDE?! still freaking out
Sasuke: sighs I guess she isn't going to say it. I guess I will.. here is the next chapter folks.
Spare Time
Chapter 3: WTF?
Just my luck..
What Sasuke saw in front of him was something he had heard of, but never really wished to see.
Lee, going absolutely crazy, with what looks like a bottle of sake in his hand.
Oh no, not good, I should get out—
"Hey!!"
RUN YOU BAKA!!!!
Even before Sasuke could produce an annoyed remark, he was tackled to the ground by guess who.
"Lee, get off me right now."
"SASUKE MY RIVAL!! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TAKE AWAY MY BELOVED FLOWER OF YOUTH!!"
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke asked, annoyed, as he pulled Lee off of him, standing up.
Didn't I tell you to RUN? You can be so stupid sometimes.
Sasuke growls, then screams, "SHUT UP!!!"
Now, picture this, Lee, drunk on sake, and yelling about youthfulness and flowers and the whole shebang, and then Sasuke suddenly screams out "SHUT UP"
… no good can come out of this situation
"…Sasuke? Did you just tell me to… shut up?" Lee pointed at him lazily. "Is that a… is that a challenge?"
Sweatdrop. Nice going me.
Yea, nice going you.
I WAS TALKING TO YOU!!!
Sasuke waited for an answer, but alls he heard was a lot of struggling.
Hey… where did you go? I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO YOU!!! –
A right kick to the chin cuts off his thoughts to the chin, and then he gets angry.
WOULD LOVE TO OINCLUDE ALL THE JUICY DETAILS, BUT THEN ALL OF YOUR BRAINS WOULD EXPLODE BY THE TIME I WAS DONE BECAUSE OF ALL THE "UN-YOUTHFUL" WORDS SPOKEN DURING THIS PORTION OF THE STORY. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING!!
"Lee!! Calm down!!" Tenten said, helping Neji hold Lee back. Tenten and Neji passed by and saw Lee and Sasuke duking it out, and decided to help out when they saw that Lee was drunk.
"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! SASUKE HAS CHALLENGED ME TO A BATTLE, AND I WILL NOT—." Gets cut off by Neji hitting him in the neck and knocking him out.
"You know, I don't know why I'm helping you Uchiha, just make sure to appreciate it. This isn't going to happen often." Neji blankly stated as he throws Lee over his shoulder and walks away.
A very beaten up looking Sasuke stands up, wiping the blood on his cheek, growling. "I don't need your help Hyuuga."
"Oh please," Tenten spoke finally, getting somewhat annoyed with the two. "If we didn't show up than you would have been killed." She says, walking away from the three "men."
"See you around Uchiha. Try not to get killed while you are left alone…" Neji smirks, turning around and leaving.
Sasuke stands there for a while, regaining his composure when he hears another, NEW voice in his head, and a he sees a miniature him on his shoulder, but dressed in white.
OH MY GOD!! I'm so sorry I couldn't get here sooner!! Look at you!! Growls I am going to kill him
A now dazed and confused Sasuke stares at the figure on his shoulder. I think I have finally lost it.
Finally? You lost your mind a long time ago my friend.
Sasuke looked over to his other shoulder and guess who he sees?
HEY!! ITS YOU!! WHERE WERE YOU!! You suddenly left while I was in the middle of yelling at you.
Yea, I was fighting with THIS guy over there.. he states annoyed as he crosses his arms and points over to the white Sasuke.
YOU TIED ME UP, KNOCKED ME OUT, PUT ME IN A BAG AND THREW ME IN THE RIVER!!! YOU DESERVED GETTING A BEATING!!!
Man, but it was funny as hell.
WHAT?!?!!
If you don't mind me adding, the real Sasuke interrupted, That is kinda funny.
DUDE!! HELLO!! I'M THE GOOD YOU!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!! Have you NOT watched any television in your life? You are suppose to side with the "good" you. The white Sasuke added, using the finger quotations and all.
Yea, and you also learn that when you follow the "bad" side, you have more fun.
Ok, you guys are getting way off topic hereturns to the white Sasuke. What are you doing here now?
Now, as this is going on in Sasuke's head, a certain blonde happens to walk by, and stares at the oblivious looking Sasuke. Being the curious little boy that he is, he walked up to Sasuke, and didn't get any kind of response. Still he fought for attention and waved his hand in front of his face, "Sasuke-teme what's up with you today? Hello.. You in there?"
Sasuke, being snapped out of his little chat room in his head, looks over to Naruto and frowns. "What do you want baka?"
Naruto is flustered by this, but decides to get to the point. "Oi, Sakura sent me to find you. She said that you were looking for a store to get your new alarm clock ne?"
"Yea… what about it? I already talked to Sakura today. What of it?"
"Well, I have unfortunate news for you… the only store that sells them is closed for today."
"……" Cue Sasuke sweatdrop.
"Um… well, yea" Naruto states, laughing nervously backing away. "I'll be going now… BYE!!" Before Sasuke can lay a finger on him, Naruto runs away, leaving a smoke cloud behind him and a Defeated looking Sasuke.
"Great, I am going to have to wait til tomorrow." He declares, sighing, walking away. Well, I'm kinda hungry; I guess I should go get something to eat.
Good idea! That sounds like a SAFE and GOOD DECISION!!
Now you see why I knocked him out and threw him in the river.
Yea… this is going to be one hell-of-a rest of the day.
FIN… for now
Ok, so here is my little snippet. I know It not THAT long, but I think it is the longest on yet. So, you all better like it. I worked very hard on it. So, now that I really don't have much else to say, here is the CASHEW GALLERY!!! (yes… cashew gallery, not peanut gallery… I am THAT corny)
SOY: sits back and relaxes, one more thing off of her chest So, Neji, how did you like it?
Neji: It was alright, even though I only had two lines… sees her puppy dog eyes but they weren't that bad…
SOY: YAY!! does chicken dance (don't ask, it's a joke between close friends… VERY close... )
Sasuke: annoyed Hey? What about me? Aren't you going to ask me how I liked it?
Neji: Sorry Uchiha, she just thinks I'm kooler than you.
Sasuke: gasp Is that true?
SOY: nods Sorry to say Sasuke, but he is right.
Sasuke: outraged Why is he kooler than ME? I was here first!!
Neji: What do you mean? I am a lot kooler than you... In a lot of ways. First, I have a better technique, I'm stronger, and I have better hair.
Sasuke: growls THAT'S IT!! NO ONE INSULTS MY HAIR!! jumps on neji and they start to wrestle
SOY: watching, entertained ALRIGHT!! Two guys are fighting indirectly over me!! This is a first! grabs a bowl of kettle corn (yes, kettle corn, because it is so much better than popcorn) and sits back, watching SEE YOU ALL NEXT CHAPTER!!! Which since holiday break is coming up, should be coming within the next month. But don't hold me to that.
JA NE!!!
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