Disclaimer: Mr friend Erin doesn't like anime. She lives a shameful life. Tsk tsk...BROADWAY MUSIC! UGH! She likes BROADWAY MUSIC! UGHGUHUHGGHGHGHHH! Oh...and I don't own fma or inuyasha.

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Roy looked around his office. There were so many people in here! How would he ever set things right? How? How? Agh! Everyone was panicing! Breda was acting as if a dog were present! Kain was sucking peoples blood..I have this theory about Kain...don't ask...Havoc was causing Havok! ( I couldn't resist...i'm sorry...)

Roy jumped on his desk. Oh wait...wasn't he already up there? Oh well...Roy took out a mega phone.

" YO! EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!" he said into the megaphone. Havoc stopped causing Havok. Breda stopped freaking out. Kain stopped sucking blood. Winry was happy beause of Kains di...di...HOW DO YOU SPELL DESCISION!.? ...oh...there we go... :(

Roy looked at the fanfic authors sister. She was freaking out. Moron.

" Anyways, we have to all have to think about what to do. " he said. At that moment, Riza got a brilliant idea. So brilliant in fact, that she told Roy about it.

" How about we call Inu-Yasha? He's good at making couples, so he's probably good with breaking them up too!" She said. Roy thought about this idea for a moment, and then, nodded.

" Yes, that seems logical." He said.

" I don't think so. That is an incredibly illogical descion you are making Colonel." Said Mr. Spock. Roy looked at Spock.

" What? What?.! Geez! Sooorry! I guess i'll just leave! Jerks!" ranted Mr. Spock as he left the building. An annoncment came over the intercome.

" Ladies and Gentlemen, Spock has left the building." It said. Roy sighed and began to hit himself in the head with a stapler.

" CAN THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE STOP?.!.?.!" he yelled. The randomness stopped immedietly.

" Okay...okay...We have to all figure out how to...eererreremmm...how to..arrghguglugh...how...errmmytgf...ho...YIAAAAEEEEH!" Roy said. Riza stared at him. So did everyone else.

" GET OUTTA MY HEAAAADDD!" he yelled. Roy ran over to the wall and began to hit his head agansit the wall.

" What's wrong Colonel?" Riza asked.

" DISTURBING IMAGES! GET OUT! GET OUT! GETOUT!" He yelled. Riza felt sorry for Roy, but at least it wasn't happening to anyone else. Oh god...no..no!

" AAAAAIEIIE!" Riza screamed as she clentched her head in horror. Soon, everyone was doing the exact same thing. The images would not leave their minds!

Roy slowely stood up. " Ok. Let's call Inu-Yasha and just TRY and ignore the images." He said.

Everyone nodded. It was a logical plan.

Three seconds later...

" AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" everyone screamed. Images! Disturbing images! nooo!

Roy slowely picked up the phone and dialed Inu-Yashas number.

"Hello, this is Inu-Yasha the prosecutor, match-maker, and everyones favorite half dog demon. How may I assit you?" Asked everyones favorite half dog demon.

" We need your help! We're all trapped in a bad fanfiction and we can't get out!" Roy said quickly.

The next thing that happened, was maniac laughter. Not good. Inu-Yasha clearly had no intention of helping them. He probably was going to make matters worse actually.

Roy hung the phone up. He then heard a scream. Roy looked to where the scream came from. It was Winry.

" Winry! What's wrong?" He asked hoping that Kain had not attacked her again.

" I'M STANDING NEXT TO RIZA INVOULANTARILY!" She screamed. So, she ran to the other side of the room as quickly as possible.

" Hello everyone! Please give a warm welcome to...Inu-Yasha! The prosecutor, the match-maker, and everyones favorite half dog demon!" Yelled the popular prosecutor.

Inuyasha rubbed his hands together evilly. This would be fun. His eyes scanned the room and landed on Breda. His first victim. He hopped over to Breda and started to violently jab his head with a silly looking plastic wand.

" This will encourage the crazy fanfic author to go further into the relationship! Mwahahaaha!" Inuyasha cackled. Breda screamed and fell to his knees. Inuyasha continued to jab his head.

" More disturbing images!" Ed randomly screamed. He then began to bang his head against the wall.

" Kain is trying to kill me!" Yelled Winry.

" The Armstrong family is famous for it's methods of blah blah blah and yakkity yak yak"

" I don't even like Breda!" Yelled Havoc.

" I'm already freakin' married! Speaking of which, would you like to see some pictures?" Said Maes as he bombarded poor Falman with pictures.

"Mongooses!" Yelled Al. Everyone stared at Al.

" What? I just thought I'd add to the chaos. I mean, since i'm not paired with anyone, i just thought that..." He said.

However, dear Alphonse elric was not alone for long. This was because, at that exact moment, scar burst in through the window!

" Alright! I'm gonna kill all of the state alchemsits here!" He yelled. Inuyasha smiled an evil smile. Mwahaaha.

Inuyasha ran over to a small blonde haired girl whom was sitting in the corner. She was holding a laptop and typing with a nutty grin spread across her face. Inuyasha grabbed the labtop and typed,

" Scar then walked over to Alphonse elric and embraced him in a passionate kiss!". The girl grabbed her labtop out of inuyashas hands and looked at what he had typed. She smiled. That was pure evil.

Scar's legs then began to move invoulantarily. He was walking towards Al!

Al screamed. He then prepaared himself to fight Scar. However, now that he had his body back, it was harder to defend himself.

Scar walked over to Al and...

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Cliffhangers. Aren't they so annoying? If I get 2 more reveiws, i'll write the next chapter!