Okay I've gotten quite a few reviews and my favorite one asking about Jayne, so Bruce9 this chapter is for you. YOU ROCK! As do all of my reviewers.....
"Big Teddy bear." I, Percy murmured. "Check, One orange rose, check. And finally, all of my underwear, boxers (no briefs)...check." (Annabeth doesn't think briefs are very manly), I was vaguely happy with my list of things to bring home to my darling wife, I knew that when I got there all that I wanted to do was dedicate myself to the difficult task of being a doting and perfect husband.
"Ooh, what's the inventory for?" a cute blond woman asked, she sat beside me on the plane and was sipping hot chocolate with her pretty manicured hands. "Your girlfriend?" I shook my head and her face lit up. "Oh well if you don't have a girlfriend then maybe we could-" I sensed that we were treading in deep forbidden waters.
"They're for my wife," I interrupted. "My pregnant wife." The woman blushed and turned away.
"Oh, well anyhoo my name is Lauren Boleyn." I shook her hand politely.
"Percy, where are you headed to?-I mean if it's not too stalkerish a question to ask!" I added quickly. She giggled charmingly and flipped her bleached hair. As I talked to her I went into a flashback.
I'd never seen anything quite so beautiful, her sunstreaked hair glinted above her mischievous gray eyes. I caught my breath and my father grinned at Fred, this was it.
"I Annabeth Annebell Chase take thee Perseus Jackson to be my lawful wedded husband.." All I could see in the world was the girl I loved and that she was pledging her love ot me.
End flashback.
"Home." I said dazedly staring off into space.
"So tell me about your wife." Lauren ordered gushingly. I turned to her, as we were dismounting the airplane terminal.
"She's the love of my life." I said quite fiercely, and with that I power walked away to grab my luggage but she seized my arm.
"Not so fast Son of the Seagod, tell me truly-what is your purpose?" I stared in confusion, her beautiful face turned cold and seemed to be carved from marble.....her eyes turned red and her flashing smile burned into my forehead with enough heat to destroy a nuclear power plant.
"E-excuse me?" I stuttered falling backwards into a pile of boxes. The gorgeous woman with her blond hair and brown eyes seething with her bright pink nails and matching suit grimaced unpleasantly, her features melted to that of whom belonged to Jayne my breathing started to slow.....
"You will reach the place of no return
But not before you recieve what you earn
One child kept all of the monsters at bay
One child may keep them all away
Before her father returns home
She must venture out alone."
Gulps.
I yanked my arm away and fled to the terminal sweating bullets and soaking my nice shirt, Good Gods this is awful!
Then I woke up.