Hey guys! I am sorry if last chapter seemed confusing, all of the names associated with Parker; look back into Aphrodite's more famous stories, involving Trojans (wink wink)

this chapter is crap and is here to inform you of what is to come and the turnabouts :)

xoxoxo

"DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT AS IF YOU HAVE SEEN ME NAKEY, UGLY, OR ANGRY!" Annabeth squealed. I laughed hugely because the doctor was doing an ultra sound and ever self-conscious Annabeth was freaking out. Dr. Paige was laughing with me while sighing in satisfaction when the grainy picture showed up.

"Oh dear," the doctor said his eyebrows pinching together. I was, after Annabeth's panic attack, my finding of Parker, and Trina's meltdown, emotionally and physically drained.

"Are they alright?" I asked quickly before Annabeth could freeze again.

"How did you know that they were they?" My eyes stared in shock and Annabeth laughed a heavy exhilarated, ironic laugh. "There are three of them, you probably had your episode because of high stress levels and carrying triplets in such a dainty figure such as yours could prove dangerous." I tried not to giggle at the word dainty but Annabeth took it in her stride.

"Were they affected at all?" she asked worried, I clutched her hand and it proved to be in a cold sweat.

"I can't know unless we poke a potentially fatal needle in each of them," I shook my head violently.

"We do not want to know the sexes and we do not want them to die, I'm sorry Annie but I won't allow this." She peered at me wondering why I did not have more faith; I could read her storm eyes like a book. "Thank you, may we have a picture and DVD?" the doctor complied, supplemented us with our items, and led us out to the lobby where we greeted our friends.

Tyson and Grover were on a mission for dad; Trina was pale and tired, Parker sitting in leather and denim, mom and Fred discussing motives for moving us in with the Chases, and Kim twisting her fingers together. The rest of our family was waiting outside bearing their orange camp shirts and smiling hugely, oblivious to the prior episode.

I had not even realized that Annabeth was quieter than she had been for months.

"Oh Percy," she said and then dashed off to the bathroom. I chuckled, bittersweet, and handed mom and Fred their picture copies.

"Is she fine Perce?" Dr. Chase asked me in a polite manner, I stifled laughter and Kim gazed longingly to the bathroom.

"How can she be fine Fred? She was so…cold!" Kim burst out. Baffling, Parker walked up behind her and hugged her tightly. "So cold." She said absently.

"Oh dear are you okay?" Sally Jackson asked me as if I were fragile puzzle pieces needing glue and a frame. "Paul's out there with the kids, he wanted me to give you this." I laughed and saw the title, An Idiot's Guide to a Moody Matron. "I do not know why the date on the purchase is years ago but oh well!" I smiled and thanked her.

"I'm fine mom, but we have news. Its triplets!"

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PARKER

I did not know how I knew, but I simply did.

Kim and I, well we are a lot like.

"It's triplets!" I heard Jackson say in a nervous voice, I liked him, he had fire and steel but he was kind. He had everyone's back but most of all he knew his priorities, he and I were similar too.

His lady, Annabeth was hot even preggers but she had serious temperament issues. Trina however, I knew we were supposed to be enemies but I could not imagine not liking her! She was just so cool! Trina had newly dyed caramel hair with the bottom half-black, she wore long jeggings (jean leggings), and a badass ripped tee shirt saying 'We deal in Lead Friend'. How could someone pull of the grunge-chic look?

Of course I have only known her for a day and Jackson for three, so naturally I was worried about his spawn. Three babies? And all of them bred from his loud mouthed, hotstuff, dame? He was in for adventure, I had seen Heidi with Elena and they were in sync, I wondered if Percy would be the same.

The blasted hospital with the hot chicks and other guys hanging out in front of the place wearing their camp shirts looked worried for Jackson's girl. His mom, Kim, and Fred were there pinching themselves with anticipation as the preggo relieved herself and smiling stalked over to Percy.

Xoxoxo

ANNABETH

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I LOOK FAT DAD?" I burst out; Percy was driving the Spyder with the Parker-kid shotgun. "I'M PREGNANT! YOU LOOK PREGNANT; I CAN SOOO FIT INTO THE SIZE 0 KIM SENT ME FOR CHRISTMAS! NO I LOVED THAT DRESS!" of course the favorite.

"Did you just call me moody, Trina, dear?" Annie asked dangerously. "I'LL SHOW YOU MOODY, REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME I MADE YOU CHILE? GUESS WHAT WAS IN IT? ASPARGUS! YEAH SUCK IT; I MADE YOU EAT VEGTABLES, BESIDE BEANS AND CHILE! AND ANOTHER THING! I HATED YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND Z, HE WAS CREEPER, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE CHECKED OUT A PREGO LADY!" and, "WHAT THE BLOODY HECK DO YOU MEAN I AM DIVA? I WILL SHOW YOU DIVA! PERCY RIGHT BEFORE DINNER!" I just sat there shooting my mouth off and flailing my arms. I was out of control and simply sat there and waited for my words to run out.

"AND NO I DO NOT THINK THAT ORLANDO BLOOM LOVES YOU, HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU, AND THE TIME YOU SNUCK INTO P-DIDDY'S HOUSE? STEALING HIS TOILET PAPER DOES NOT MEAN YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS!"

We reached home and Dad tried to carry me but he could not, I fell with a huge bump leaving a dent in the soft garden.

"Annie!" Percy smiled and scooped me up as if I were a rag doll, not his pregnant wife.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY ANNIE? AS IN THE LITTLE REDHEADED, TAP DANCING CHICK? NO, NO! I HAVE A GUN, AND THAT'S SHIRLEY TEMPLE! I COULD SO PULL OF BEING ANNIE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! YOU ARE A HATER YOU KNOW THAT PARKER? AND TRINA JUST KISS HIM ALREADY!"