Hello anybody reading this! Alright, so... The bonus... Only the epilogue to go! Much better on the reviews this times, people, thank you.
Important Note: Please read the note at the end and review with your choice. It has to do with the sequel!
Purplerainn- What do you mean there's fifty chapters?! -Dies.- -Revives, because she still has an Epilogue to write, and a sequel.- I mean, yes, I knew that there was fifty but... There's fifty! Sorry... It just hit me. Anyway, parenting changes people, don't you think? I wouldn't know though. -Laughs.-
Shimizu Miki- No worries, no worries. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DRAW ATSUKO AND AYUMU! You would make my day, honestly! Maybe even my month! That would be so cool... I'd love to draw them myself, too, but I don't have that much confidence.
Sayoko's-fire- I like Ayumu too. I mean, Atsuko is adorable, but Ayumu stole my heart the moment I first thought him up. -Laughs.- Where did you hear the name before? I can only think of Spiral, but I'm sure there are other things and people. Anyway, please enjoy.
KiriharaAkaya- Yeah... School sucks. You're right though, I must be lying... Because it's impossible that it's ending... Right? I can't believe it myself... As always, I'm glad that you're enjoyed it and thank you for your continuous support.
ShadowinRW- Ayame dies, remember? In this bonus, as a matter of fact. Meaning, no, he is not in the epilogue. Good job about guessing the godfather too.
ScribbledDreams- Yeah, it's a little rushed, I'll admit. I'd been doing more of a day-by-day before that, but it would be silly to do everyday when nothing was really happening... Oh well!
Kawaii-Gaara-Chan- Thank you for all of your support. Please enjoy the Bonus Chapter.
LoveWriterMaiko- Thank you, Ne-san! It seems that lots of people are proud of me. I'm happy. By all means! Write! I'll read it!
ImmortalTigeress- I know... The babies are so cute. I want babies like them...
Wizli- While writing about Daisuki, I was kicked off of the computer. In the middle of writing the funeral scene. It made me depressed. My dad asked me what's wrong and I'm like 'I killed the baby'. Then I explained because he was looking at me like I was crazy. He just looks at me and says 'You know, you are the one writing the story. You can make it happy.' -Laughs.- But yeah, no, I can't. I have no control over what I write. I learned that while writing this story. I'm terribly sorry about your brother though. I had two little cousins, one who died at birth. Amd another that died only hours afterwards. It's a very sad thing. The word 'baby' was taboo in our family for a long time. As for Kabaji... When I try to imagine that, it goes like this Taka- What the kids for a moment, please, Munehiro-chan? Kaba- Usu. -Taka leaves the room.- Kaba- To kid Usu. Kid- Pinches Kabaji's nose And that's it. Makes no sense, ne? The idea of a an Atobe "Godfather" cracks me up. I have to find someone to make him godfather to their kid now, in the sequel, I think... Who, who?
He-Yan- Nya! Don't hate me! I want kids too, but who knows how long that'll be. I'll probably end up adopting before I even get married! -Laughs.- Glad you enjoyed it.
Taraentula- I know... It was sad writing that one had to die... But the others are so cute... I can just imagine their cuteness. I really love Ayumu. Anyway, please enjoy.
Qatari-Penguin- It doesn't make you a bad person. I'm glad that you are reviewing right now, so that's good enough for me. Yeah, Mpreg is definitely weird, but I couldn't resist giving them kids. They just make such cute parents. Arigatou gozaimasu.
RaiPhoenix015- Yay, Rai is proud of me! Yay! Yay! Also, I'm glad that you're doing at least a little bit better, and I'm glad that you accepted my advice (whether you acted on it or not). I hope you enjoy the Ayame Killing. I have a feeling you'll get a kick out of your part in it. Or be insulted. -Laughs.-
Sweet Obsidian Rain- Poor Fuji. That would hurt. As for the sequel, it may not be Ryoma and Momo anymore... But you'll have to see the note at the end for that!
Animestar73- Glad that you enjoyed it. I'm not giving anything away about the epilogue though. -Smirk.-
FujiLovesMe- Well, here's the Bonus, and the Epilogue is coming soon. As for the sequel, I'm debating still.
Vierblith- Yep... An ending... O.o... Was it really complicated? I guess it was, looking back now... I'm not sure if that's good or not, but I'm glad that people enjoyed it.
Disclaimer- I do not own Prince of Tennis
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SHORT STORY #1:
Natural Selection
Set during- Soon after they have moved into the Trivial Property.
Momo sat and pondered, a thoughtful look crossing his face. Ryoma watched with a slight frown of his own, wondering what the other could possibly be thinking of, but not wanted to read the other boy's mind to find out.
"Nya! Chibi-chan, Momo-chan! Guess what!" Eiji bounded over to where they sat on the front steps of the Trivial Property. They were all finally moved in, at least, for now, before they would talk to their parents, and Eiji was hyper as always.
"Eiji!" Oishi raced after his doubles partner, trying to make him calm down at least a little, when Ryoma put a finger to his lips, then pointed to Momo. The two older lovers stopped and stared at the odd thought of Momo thinking. If the smash specialist noticed, which was highly unlikely in his current state, he said nothing.
"Seventy-six percent chance that Ryuzaki will bite our heads off for not telling her before we left." Inui's voice preceded Kaido and Inui himself as they arrived home from their evening jog. Three people turned and shushed him, and Inui and Kaido looked at Momo with a questioning glance.
"... The Baka Peach can think?" Kaido asked, but, much to everyone's surprise, Momo didn't even react. Stunned silence settled over the group. Seeing the other regulars simply standing outside the house influenced Taka, Fuji and Tezuka to come out and see what was going on. Taka seemed confused as to what was so amazing, while Fuji just smiled and Tezuka stood there and tapped his foot impatiently.
"You know..." Momo said suddenly, "Why do you think we were chosen?"
"For what?" Taka asked, looking confused.
"To be positives," Momo enlightened them.
They all thought, and then put in a few suggestions.
"Being physically fit?"
"Being able to survive and adapt?"
"Being sexy?" (Can you guess who this is?)
"Being gay?"
Silence followed the last comment.
"Not possible, there's a girl positive at Hyotei, isn't there?"
"Yeah, and Buchou's grandfather is definitely straight."
"Actually, he did have a few... Tendencies, when he was younger." All of the boys turned to the source of the new voice, only to see Kunimitsu's smiling mother. "Hi Shuu-chan, Kuni-chan! I'm here to speak with Ryuzaki-sensei! How are you?"
"... What did you just say?"
"Hmm? Oh, that Grandpa-san had tendencies?" She smiled, "Yeah, your grandmother bragged up until the day she died about stealing him from his current boyfriend. Anyway, I'll go find Ryuzaki-sensei then! Bye Kuni, Shuu-chan!"
Silence settled over the group once more, and then they each patted Kunimitsu's back in turn, and headed inside. Yep, they had there answer. It was definitely being gay.
Story One- end
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Short Story #2
Silly Songs With Wakato
Set during- The first three day weekend, when it snowed (without Bunta and Ikasu's help).
Wakato is bored. Wakato is very bored. So, he does what he always does when he's bored: He goes to rent a movie. Once in the store, he sees a large sign: "Children's movies, free on Wednesday". Seeing it is Wednesday and a free movie is a good thing, Wakato goes to check them out.
Ninja turtles is ruled out quickly. He already had those at home. And as for Barbie, can we say LAST YEAR?! Hello! (A/N: O.o)
Due to the store being stupid, they only have one other type of videos: The Veggie Tales.
Being who he is, Wakato rents them all.
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Takahisa had not seen his lover in three days. Three. And so, he went in search. He eventually came across a dark room, finding Wakato curled up in a blanket, mere inches away from a TV screen. He walks up behind him and puts a hand on Wakato's shoulder, trying to pull him back again. Wakato refused o be moved.
"... What are you doing?"
Silence.
"What are you watching?"
Silence.
"... Have you eaten at all lately?"
A small shake of the head.
"Come on, you're going to eat." He drags a kicking and screaming Wakato off to lunch.
During lunch, Wakato is incredibly quiet, his eyes don't seem to blink. Takahisa practically forces him to eat. In the middle of an especially large bite, he shoots to his feet.
"Miren al pepino."
"Watch the cucumber?" Yuushi translates from across the table, looking confused.
"Miren como se mueve"
"See how he moves," Yuushi translates, and all eyes are now on Wakato, and Yuushi.
"Como un leon," Wakato is now dancing in a circle, looking crazy.
"Like a lion"
"Tras un raton."
"Chasing a mouse."
"Miren al pepino"
"Watch the cucumber."
"Que suaves movimientos."
"Oh, how smooth his motion."
"Tal como mantequilla."
"Like butter."
"En un chango pelon."
"On a ... bald monkey...?!"
"Miren al pepino."
"Look at the cucumber."
"Los vegetables."
"All the vegetables."
"Envidian a su amigo."
"Envy their friend."
"Como el quieren bailar."
"Wishing to dance as he."
"Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin."
"Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber."
"Baila, baila, ya!"
"Dance, dance, yeah...?"
Takahisa has had enough and drags his boyfriend off for some most obviously needed sleep.
The others all begin to laugh.
"What... Was that?!" Youhei laughs, trying to catch his breath.
"'The Dance of the Cucumber', from Veggie Tales," Eiji answers wisely(?).
"No wonder, he's been watching those movies since Wednesday, and nonstop since Friday," Kouhei shrugs. The realization that Wakato was strange hit them all anew.
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Takahisa sighs as he watched Wakato sleep. The peace is short lived. All of a sudden, Wakato shoots upward.
"Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo!!!"
Needless to say, they made Wakato stay home from school the next day. To recover. The tapes were burned.
Story Two- end
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Short Story #3
Why They Didn't Have to Tell Their Parents
Set- Before the series
Summary- The reason Wakato and Takahisa were the only pair who didn't have a 'parents' scene, when everyone was getting their rooms in the Trivial Property.
"Just a few more questions, Wakato-kun," the reporter assured him. Not that he minded how long the interview was taking in the first place. Well, actually, he minded very much, but their was no way this stupid reporter who was just fawning over him, instead of hurrying up with her questions knew he was thinking like that. It was part of his mask to be a ladies man anyway. Still, Even Wakato had his limits and he had a date with Takahisa (who was waiting not even 150 yards away by the tennis courts) and wanted to get to that rather than talk to some chick he didn't even know who was looking at him like he was a fine hunk of meat.
"Just one more, Wakato-kuuuuunn," Her voice was dripping with honey to the point that it was sickening. "You you have a special someone in your life?" Wakato had to resist raising an eyebrow. Was she interviewing him, or hitting on him? He was guessing both.
"Of course I do," said, faking a radiant smile, "It's Takahisa-buchou! We've been dating for nearly three years now and we -beep- each other's -beep- by -beeeeping-! Because we love each other! Later!"
And then he was off, leaving a fainted reporter in his wake. When he reached Takahisa, the buchou eyed the seemingly dead reporter, and said, "Do I even want to know?"
"Probably not," Wakato grinned. In the end, the article was never printed, because the reporter went into convulsions whenever it was mentioned, but other people had heard, ad new spread quickly. The only people who remained ignorant were Wakato's Fangirls, who were in denial.
And so, when they moved in to the Trivial Property, they didn't have to tell their parents.
Story Three: End
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Short Story #4
SANADA?!
Set- After the boys find out about 'the possibilities'
Summary- What if the boy's knew about Sanada's -ahem- condition?
Jirou was standing outside Sanada and Yukimura's room with the other members of the Rikkaidai. They had dragged him over here because they were curious about whether their buchou could have kids or not, and they intended to have him use his power so that they could see through the door. He really wished he had insisted against it now. Sanada and Yukimura had been talking about how Sanada was the one who could bare children.
Bunta and Ikasu were both twitching, and Yagyuu's usual Gentleman's Smile was faltering slightly. Kirihara looked like he had passed out standing up and Niou might have died for how responsive he was being. They were all staring, blank-faced, at Yukimura and Sanada, Yukimura being on top and kissing Sanada senseless.
Niou suddenly stood up. Yagyuu looked at him with a questioning glance, to which he replied, "I think I'll go stab my eyes out now."
"Sounds good," Bunta nodded, "Think I'll cut off my ears for good measure though." There were sounds of agreement all around and the boys headed off, each looking at least a little shaky.
Story Four: End
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Short Story #5
Big Mouth
Set- The day Ryoma discovered he could influence people's actions through thought.
Make. Her. Shut. Up.
Those were Ryoma's only thoughts, as he listened to the that weird chick-- Toko? Yomo? Oh, right, Tomo.-- chatter non-stop about how cool he was. If he was so cool, shouldn't he have body guards to protect him from people like her? Shut up, shut up, shut up! Then he remembered his newest revelation in his power. He had to test it anyway, why not now?
'Shut up!' He screamed out in his mind, but it was no use. She was thinking as fast as she was talking, and she couldn't even hear him! It must be true, he decided, 'ignorance is bliss'. So, he decided to do the next best thing. He turned to Horio. 'Shut her up!'
Now, Ryoma had heard that a kiss was the best way to shut some one up, but he hadn't expected it to come into usefulness now. As he watched Horio shut her up with a deep kiss, he felt that he was going to puke. He almost wished that he hadn't made Horio shut her up.
However, the next day, he found that Horio and Tomo had confessed their feeling to each other and were now going out. He began to realize that this meant hearing less chatter from either of him.
And so, Ryoma decided that his newest power was very useful. Very useful indeed.
Story Five: End
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Short Story #6
Milkshakes
Set- The night of Atobe's ball
Eiji woke up that night feeling very thirsty. It was that kind of thirst that became more important than everything else and would not allow you to go back to sleep. He glanced down at Oishi and decided against waking him. He just looked too content, it seemed it would be a crime to wake him. So, he decided to wake Momo instead.
"Nnn," Momo protested as Eiji shook him. Eiji merely gritted his teeth and shook harder, forcing Momo awake.
"Momo-chan! I'm thirsty! Come to the kitchen with me!" Eiji said, pouting. Momo heard the word 'kitchen' and forced himself awake. Eiji just smiled before heading down the hallway toward the kitchen. Just as they were about to open the door, they heard hushed voices from within.
"No, Fuji, I won't do it." Was that Niou's voice? Eiji and Momo stared at each other, and then pressed their ears to the kitchen door. "That's just wrong."
"Why not?" Fuji sounded like he was pouting, "I put yours in my mouth. The least you could do is return the favor."
"I did not ask you to do that!" Niou sounded annoyed.
"You wouldn't mind if it was Yagyuu, I bet," Fuji said back.
"Of course not, we do stuff like that all the time," Niou retorted. Eiji's and Momo's eyes widened. What the heck were they talking about?!
"It's so cold but feels so hot on my tongue," Fuji said, sounding pleased.
"Of course it does," Eiji and Momo could nearly see Niou roll his eyes.
"Please?" Fuji asked. "Unless, of course, you're scared. I can understand that."
"Fine! I'll do it, just--- Gah!" There were sounds of movement and choking and then they could hear Niou choking. "Gah! Not so much at once, you hit the back of my throat!"
"Sorry. Want to try again?"
And this point Eiji and Momo burst into the kitchen, both yelling, "Fuji(ko)! You can't do this! Don't cheat on Buchou!"
They froze at what they saw: Fuji, shoving a straw into Niou's mouth. They then noticed two milkshakes, a pink colored one on the counter (Niou's) and a green colored one that the straw was poking out of. Fuji turned to them, characteristic smile in place.
"Hello, Eiji, Momo," he said pleasantly, "Want some milkshake?" His eyes opened, "It's wasabi flavored."
Eiji and Momo fainted.
Story Six- End
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BONUS CHAPTER:
The death of Ayame Seikaku
Cast member- (Codename):
Target-
Ayame Seikaku- (The fuzzy-pickle)
Author-
Shia Nosake- (Leader-sama) (Yes, I'm being an egoist. Move over Atobe!)
Fangirls-
MidnightSunrise951- (Ms. Cygreencerealofthewoods)--
BloodySamurai- (CyZee)--
KX- (Ms. Zeegreencerealofthewoods)--
Darknesswithinthebush- (Quaddles)--
Kawaii-Gaara-Chan- (aannyytthhiinngg)--
RaiPheonix015- (driedwatermelonseeds)--
ImmortalTigress- (mistressism)--
ShadowinRW- (mnema)--
Rei248- (??)--
KiriharaAkaya- (LemonFairy)--
AnimeStar73- (CarrotColoredFerns)
Vierblith- (CranberryBean)--
Sakimi1014- (Quaife)--
All credit for the awesome codenames goes to Miss. KiriharaAkaya!
If I inadvertently offend someone, I'm very sorry.
Also, Honda-san is the property of Miss. Vierblith, who, and I'm quite thankful, gave me permission to make her Ayame's friend in the confines of the loony bin. She was edited slightly, but it was mostly because I wrote her part before what she was really like came out in 'One Year in Four'.
Arigatou minna-san!
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Ayame Seikaku- Sighs, turning to Honda, his new friend after being locked up in the Happy Hotel after trying to kill Fuji and kidnap Tezuka. Honda had also made an attempt to split said lovers up, and was now doing time. I need out. I'm breaking out.
Honda Megumi- Looking up for the lollipop she had been eating. Oh? Bring Tezuka-san back, will you? I'd be willing to share... Evil smile.
AS- I see what you mean. Returns smile. Anyone but Fuji.
HM- Anyone, as long as they're us.
AS- Nods. Cause a distraction?
HM- No problem.
(Honda-caused panic ensues. Use your imagination.)
A mysterious voice- speaking into a walkie-talkie, eyes trailing Ayame. The Fuzzy Pickle has left The Jar. Over.
ImmortalTigress- KiriharaAkaya, speak in English.
KiriharaAkaya- That was English, and I'm NOT KiriharaAkaya.
Vierblith- Of course you're not. Then you'd be a boy. Pretty hard to be a fan girl when you're a boy.
KiriharaAkaya- Urusai! I am LemonFairy!
Sakimi1014- Just go along with it Mistressism, CranberryBean.
Mistressism (A.K.A. ImmortalTigress)- Scowls. Who came up with these names anyway?
Aannyytthhiinngg ( A.K.A. Kawaii-Gaara-Chan )- Miss LemonFairy over there.
CarrotColoredFerns (A.K.A. AnimeStar73)- Stop bickering. Watch the Fuzzy Pickle.
LemonFairy- See how he dances?
Mnema (A.K.A. ShadowinRW)- Now is not the time for lame Veggietales jokes.
LemonFairy- All of the vegetables envy their friend, wishing to dance as he.
Quaddles (A.K.A. Darknesswithinthebush)- He's on the move again, let's move out.
All- Hai!
The Fan-Girls all moved over the rooftops with skills only possible because an insane person was writing their story, following the 'Fuzzy Pickle'.
'??' (A.K.A. Rei248)- Poised above Ayame, standing on a rooftop. She drops an anvil.
Fuzzy Pickle- Moves at the last moment. Walks on, not having noticed.
??- Growls. Speaking into walky-talky I missed. The Fuzzy pickle is going towards station two. Station Two.
Quaffie (A.K.A. Sakimi1014)- That'd be me. Alright...
(After many tried and failed attempts to assassinate Ayame)
Driedwatermelonseeds (A.K.A. RaiPhoenix015)- -standing tall, the only one yet to try and attack the Fuzzy Pickle- I suppose it's up to me! -strikes an outrageous pose (Think Gai-sensei from Naruto or perhaps Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho)- I SHALL USE MY ULITMATE AWARD GIVING POWER TO CAPTURE YOU AND TAKE YOU TO OUR HIDEOUT FOR TORTURE! I award you the 'Number One Fan-girl Victim Award!'!
CyZee (A.K.A. Bloody Samurai)- There's no way that is going to work.
Fuzzy Pickle- Is suddenly detained in a large cage with a 'number one' ribbon on it.
Ms. Cygreencerealofthewoods (A.K.A. MidnightSunrise951)- It worked.
Ms. Zeegreencerealofthewoods ( A.K.A. KX)- It worked.
All others- Shrug. Cool.
LemonFairy- TO THE BAT CAVE!
Everyone else- Slap!
LemonFairy- Ow...
(In a dark, cave-like room. He only light is shining directly on Ayame. Fangirls are standing in front of him with various torture devices.)
--The following has not been described for the sake of the more squeamish in our audience. In short, Ayame had been shocked, gone through Chinese water torture, been forced to listen to television static while having a balloon rubbed on his head, had to hold his breath for five minutes (Or be burned if he failed), and is currently playing a guitar, after having his fingernails removed with rusty pliers. The Fangirls are scratching a chalk board in the black ground. Suddenly, Ayame slumps over, not moving.--
Immortal Tigress- I think he died.
KiriharaAkaya- Poking him with a stick.
KX- I think you're right.
All- Silent.
DarknessWithinTheBush- What should we do?
MidnightSunrise951- Call Leader-Sama.
All- Nod.
KiriharaAkaya- I've want to hit the button! I wanna hit it!
Vierblith- No, I'M hitting the button!
A brawl commences.
AnimeStar73- Calmly presses the button.
A screen rolls down. The Fangirls can see the back of a certain fifteen-year-old's head. The room she is in is dark, but you can see her outline from the light of a computer screen. She is typing rapidly.
Bloody Samurai- What should we do, "Leader-sama"?
Leader-Sama (A/N: -Laughs.-)- Rei248, use your demons to bring him back. We aren't done yet.
Rei248- Uses demons, which bring Ayame's soul back from the underworld to put it in his body once more.
Ayame begins to stir. All Fangirls begin beating him with limp-noodles.
Ayame- Sees 'Leader-sama' Shia-san! Help me! Make them stop!
Leader-sama- Shrugs. Can't, there's no ending yet.
Ayame- Flabbergasted. What's LEFT?!
Leader-Sama- THE END! And... Maybe a sequel.
Ayame- Noooooooooooooooo! Shia-san, STOP!
Sound of typing stops. Then resumes, with an evil cackle.
-And thus, Ayame Seikaku was murdered by Fangirls. His body was never found. Amen.-
Bonus Chapter- End
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Alright, we have a decision to make: Who is the sequel going to settle around?
Originally, I wanted to do it with Ryoma and Momo, and them having their first kid (This would take place eight years from the end of Trivial Pulse), but the more I think about it, I've been debating doing it from the kids' point of view (especially Ayumu. Told you, kid after my own heart), which would take place eleven years after the ending. So, as I have many ideas for both, I leave it to you:
'My Kits'- the story of RyoMomo
Or
the as yet to be named- story of the kids.
Place your votes! (And if you choose the kids, some title suggestions would be great).
Until the epilogue!