Al's your bishi you say? Well, I can see why! Al's freaking adorable! He's much arguably the cutest FMA character besides the homunculus Wrath.

Basic Information:

Name: Alphonse Elric (also responds as Al, Aru(Alu)-kun, occasionally the Fullmetal Alchemist (to the upset of Ed),Little Brother, Mr. Elric, Arukins(eh?) and unfortunately Tin-can man )

Age: 14

Born: (...no idea, actually. help here?), 1900

Dies: To save his brother. Aww...

Height: Armor or human?

Weight: Wikipedia doesn't say.

Likes: Cats, alchemy, martial arts, his brother in a non-yaoi way, and apparently pancakes...

Dislikes: ...come on, Al disliking! Unspeakable!

Family: Trisha-mother, Hohenhiem- Father, Edward and Envy- Brothers Dante- ...distant Mom type thingy

Fangirls claimed by: Pat(punkettebebe), silver candle, X.ElementAlchemist.X, Drifting Wolf, Dreams - United, HannahSheep(Sheep), Mayuna (contact Full Metal Ayumi to claim a bishi! It's never to late to pick someone already chosen!)

Current Status: Captured as of...no...wait...currently running for his life in escape from mob of fangirls.

Knowing Alphonse Elric:

Things you need to know about Alphonse Elric before you go to kidnap him:

One of the cutest bishis in Fullmetal Alchemist, Alphonse Elric is the younger brother of Edward Elric. Just coming back into his original body, Al has the mind of a 14 year old when he is indeed 17, making him a lot more innocent and trusting. Though its harder to get him to leave his brother alone and go off on his own for a bit, it's not impossible! See using Bait for more information.

It is important to notice that Alphonse is able to use alchemy with his hands, using the same procedure as with his brother would make for a lower rate of escape. Or...just take off his gloves, even though he can draw transmutation circles.

Preparation:

As his brother disappears randomly from repeated fangirl attacks at least once a month, Al becomes nervous at the mention of fangirls. He has been taught what to do to avoid regular, untrained fangirl attacks, so always be on your guard and try to do the unexpected.

Before starting, you must make sure that Ed is nowhere near Al when you go after him. Even if your goal is to capture both, their alchemic skills combine will in the end, defeat you.

If using a regular approach to Al, make sure to act nice and make yourself pretty, but none to rival the Mary Sues of the world. Al might be reminded of his mother and come to trust you more.

Always make sure you have the Full Metal Ayumi patented Alphonse Elric Fangirl Kit with you.

Using bait:

This is highly recommended in capturing Alphonse Elric. Being attached to his brother, it's found hard to get him alone without the use of bait.

Seeing as Al has a tendency for looking for stray animals (usually kitties), make sure to have an adorable kitten handy to lure him away. This works best if its a particularly rainy day. This can lure him closer to your trap.

Also, using the same technique in masking your voice using the Full Metal Alchemist VoiceChanger, you can bring Al closer by pretending to be Ed.

Or, you could use the Full Metal Alchemist VoiceChanger to pretend to be the Elric brothers' teacher, Izumi. Top this off with sounding angry and throwing (pointy) objects at Al.

Note: This can't be used with Edward because there's a chance he might dodge the attacks and run over to beg for mercy.

Capturing Alphonse Elric:

Capturing Alphonse is somewhat easier then capturing his brother, seeing as he doesn't have as much experience with working with fangirls before. As with his brother, surprising him is key; whacking him with something dull and heavy as to not to bruise him.

Swarming with fangirls can be used, but beware if any pieces of metal is around, being as Al can bind parts of his soul to it and fight back.

Al will probably have to be unconscious to capture, although not always if you think of another way to bring him down.

Waking up Alphonse

If you had chosen to knock Al unconscious and don't feel like waiting for him to wake up on his own, here's a few suggestions:

Using a sound resembling a cat noise might pull Al from unconsciousness to find and help the kitty before completely coming to.

Another option is using the Full Metal Alchemist VoiceChanger to make yourself sound like Izumi and yell at him to wake him up.

Just being a fangirl may wake him up, but it will completely terrify him, so try to hold back those urges.

And then, if you're looking for a more comical approach, mutter into Al's ear as he sleeps. A nightmare is surely to occur in his head, making him mutter funny phrases until waking up.

There are many more ways to wake him up, be creative!

Coping with Al after he's been captured:

After realizing that he's been taken by a fangirl, Al will probably be completely scared. Make sure to act kindly towards him while disarming him. Make sure you have his gloves stored tight and that you have gotten rid of any and all chalk, markers and anything that could make a transmutation circle. Give him candy, a plushie and something cute and cuddly before introducing yourself and etc.

Also remember that Al seems to have a connection with his brother (the mysterious Elric telepathy might conveniently awaken, so beware all mind messages) so during the first hour or so he might be rescued my his brother. Make sure to avoid this at all costs.

Taking care of Al

Caring for Al is slightly easier to manage with, being more take care of him, being more trustworthy. He probably will slightly enjoy his time with you, even if there's hopes for escape.

Feeding: Al eats a lot, but not as much as his brother. When feeding him, you're free to let him feed himself as long as you watch him. Give him sweets and pancakes to keep him happy. Make him more comfortable to not scare him, and try not to be hostile or fangirly.

Sleeping: Al sleeps a lot, probably from lack of sleep for about 4 years or so. Make sure he's comfy and has at least 3 plushies of his brother to keep him company. DO NOT CLIMB INTO BED WITH HIM!

Leisure: Usually, if you have given Al a kitty or two to play with, he'll spend a lot of time caring for them. He also likes reading and etc. Make sure to talk with him, as he's very social and will become depressed from being alone.

Cleaning: -Let him clean himself, there's no need to make him have nightmares from having fangirls bathe him.

Fangirling:

Being as fearful to fangirl acts as he is, fangirling MUST be kept to a minimum with Alphonse. All hope for an Alphonse naked in bed will traumatize him completely, so give up that dream. Hypnotism might work though, but don't try as he is more prone to getting mad when hypnotized. And we're not sure how mad he can get.

Escaping:

Escape may not be the first thing on Al's mind, he still wants freedom. His brother will, eventually, burst through the door to save him, so make sure, if you want to keep both Elric brothers to yourself, to secure Ed so they can be together.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Okay, I captured Al and he was asking if he could have his gloves back. I didn't think it was so bad so I gave them to him and now I can't find him! What happened???

A: Didn't we say not to give him his gloves??? You're screwed now, try looking for another bishi to hunt.

Q: Al's acting weird. He won't stop whining and cursing to himself. And for some reason his hair turned gold and he has automail! And he seems shorter...what happened???

A: ...you're an idiot. You kidnapped Ed, not Al! But hey, you just bagged yourself a Fullmetal Alchemist. Have some fun with him while going back to getting his brother.

Q: All my Al does is mope around and cry for Edward...how can I improve his mood?

A: Did you give him a kitty? Failing to provide him with his favorite feline causes him to remember his predicament. Or, if you have, just capture Edward.

Q: How can I stop Al from bringing every stray cat in the neighborhood home??

A: Kill all the cats. Or, if you're not sadistic and evil, stop letting Al out to find kitties, or firmly tell him that kitties are now off limits. Give him something to cheer him up if he cries.

Q: Okay...I thought I kidnapped Alphonse Elric...but now I'm not so sure...is it possible I snagged Envy in disguise?

A: Is he acting non Al-like? It can be possible that you've taken Envy by mistake. There's never completely a sure way to know unless you offer a night in bed to Al and he happily accepts. Then that's Envy.

Q: I'm trying really hard to convince Al that he's gay and loves his brother. I've been showing these pictures of Elricest from the internet and was reading EdxAl stories from FanFiction, but all I've managed to do is get him into an emo/crying fit and he won't get out of the corner! What did I do wrong?

A: Oh, for the love of...PLEASE stop using the guide to commit these heinous acts! If there's anything Al fears more then fangirls, its yaoi. You broke Alphonse, you dimwit! You'll have to resort to hypnotism to get him back to normal. That won't stop the nightmares, unfortunately.

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Edit: Alphonse has just been captured by Mayuna as of now. Sorry for the confusion.

-Full Metal Ayumi

Final Note:

The percentage of fangirl attacks for Alphonse is rapidly growing, so snatch him while you can before he starts learning about fangirl raids! Good luck and have fun!