51. Whenever you see something you think is related to POTC you turn around and go and stare at it.

52. You added the trailor to DMC onto your myspace, which forced all your friends to sigh with exasperation

53.when you have to say what your job is, you say that you are a pirate.

54. When your friends wear anything relating to POTC, the first thing they tell you when they see you that day is "No, you can't have it"

55. People around you try not to mention what happened to Jack in DMC, as you will not shut up afterwards for at least an hour.

56. You met about 5 new friends when school started purely because you heard them mention POTC

57. You can recite every line from the first movie and the second

58. Your parents are starting to get a little worried because it is all that you talk about.

59. You come on the message boards everyday just to see if there is anything new that has come out about the movie

60. You will be driving or walking around with your friends or family and randomly talk about the movie.

61. Whenever Johnny Depp is on TV, your parents call you into the room to show you and make fun of your obsession.

62. you go see a movie because you hear the trailer for potc 3 trailer is coming out in it

63. Whenever you watch a film with ships which attack each other, you yell Barbossa's lines

64. You have pet names for the characters such as - Barbie (Barbossa) and you refused to call Will anything other than 'dear William' in Captain Jack's voice

65. When you go to see the film at the cinema for the sixth or seventh time you whisper what the characters are actually thinking behind what they're saying to your friend

66. You buy a kids meal at burger king just cause they have a POTC toy

67. When your little brother asks you to play 'soldiers' or whatever with him you always insist on only having one and then giving them a running commentry because your soldier is now Captain Jack

68. You go into the Disney Store and find the POTC book of the film which you then decide is disgusting written but stand there for half an hour reading it anyway pretending the shop assistant is not giving you dirty looks

69. You bought a Captain Jack or Barbossa outfit even though it was kid's size

70. You can recite almost the entire film and the special features off your POTC DVD

71. You cried when your friend's sister got tickets to go to the Disney World Premiere of the film and you didn't

72. You not only hate Elizabeth but you also hate Kiera Knightly with a passion for what she did to Captain Jack

73. You like on the floor and act out the scene in the jail

74. Your friends know you for saying 'Captain Jack can board my ship any time he wants' - even thought it's extremely odd

75. You watched and rewatched Captain Jack entrance in the first POTC movie for two hours straight

76. You spend forever filling a thing in about 'ways to tell if you are obsessed with POTC'

77. You ask your parents to quiz you over the movie (and Johnny Depp) and then say that they are scared because you know way too much.

78. You think about when you go to sleep, it will be one less day til the premiere of the third PotC.

79. You and your friends act out the movie

80. You say bugger quite a lot

81. You have bought more then three boxes of the Pirates of the Carribean cereal, even though you don't like cereal.

82. You have more then one piratical away message on AIM

83. Your screen name has anything to do with pirates

84. You have a jar of dirt somewhere in your house, with or without a heart in it.

85. When ever your friends mention something that has anything to do with pirates, u laugh and open your mouth to say something, only to have them, a) Tell u to shut up, b)clap a hand over your mouth, or c) Hit you in the head with a book

86. Find your self lost in the middle of science class thinking about Jack, Will, Norrington or anybody else.

87. When you say "But why is the rum gone?" after EVERYTHING!!

88. Recite large sections of the movie, and then laugh endlessly thinking about funny parts in the movies.

89. You're already planning your Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End going-to-see-the-movie party for next yr, though you doubt any of your friends will dress up with you

90. you look at this list and say. "oh my gosh. I DID THAT!!!"

91. If you invite all your friends over for a Johnny Depp fest that you have been planning for 3 years since POTC 1 came out just so you can watch POTC one more time!

92. If you leave disneyland crying because you couldn't get all the POTC merchandise.

93. When you finally get drunk in rum, you start singing "yoho-yoho a pirates..

94. not only do you know the entire movie by heart, you also know the bloopers and all the special features..

95. whenever you are watching the movie with someone, they really wanna kill you for saying every single quote before any character actually says it

96. you've tried to count how many times you've watched the movie and you've come to the conclusion it's probably more than 200 times...and you're really not exaggerating!

97. you have the ride's song and the movie's theme song on your ipod

98. you actually relate to many people in here...and are happy you are not alone..

99. You start a pirate role play with your mate and its all you talk about

100. if you become a translator to Tia Dalma