101. You buy Jack Sparrow bedsheets..
102. you braved black friday crowds at Target just to get a new Pirates DVD game
103. you have a Captain Jack Sparrow pillowcase
104. you relate anything and everything to pirates.
105. you are actually considering getting a jack sparrow tattoo and are trying to find a way to be branded with a "p"
106. when you are on a cruise and wake up at 4 in the morning, make your way to the bow of the ship and sing softley yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me
107. when you have over 4 POTC posters in your house
108. when anyone at school (even people you don't know very well) comes up to you to ask you a question about one of the movies
109. when you use something penny rose(costume designer)said on the POTC dvd on your english test and got counted off for bad grammer. or is it grammar?
110. when you randomly laugh in class because your thinking about funny things in POTC
111. when on every art project, you put at least one thing related to POTC.
112. when you bring your signed POTC scrip to school, just to show it off
113. when december comes around, you start reciting "A Commadore's Christmas" to all your friends.
114. When during the last day of your Caribbean cruise you seriously contemplate how to commandeer the vessel.
115. When you decide that if you should happen to get to go to the premier, that you are going to wear a corset and jump into any handy body of water just so might have the opprotunity to be rescued by Johnny
116. when you buy Pirates of the Caribbean sheets just so you can tell people that Jack Sparrow is in your bed.
117. you decide that you and your best friend should start a pirate cruise line in the caribbean, forget four years of college.
118. You managed to get bankrupt...and your parents too...
119. You went to Disney World and Land just to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride...
120. You can't hold onto your allowence for 4 minutes without blowing it all on something POTC...
121. You have 9 posters of Jack/Johnny...
122. You have 2 pillow cases of jack sparrow...
123. ...2 blankets
124. ...20 Magnets...
125. ...So many stuff you cant remember it all...
126. Everything you see, you automatically relate it to POTC...
127. You have a Jack Sparrow/ Johnny Depp sense, so that whenever a JS, or JD item is near, you automatically look...
128. Even in PITCH BLACK, you can still get out of your room by remembering where all the posters are...
129. You have a party for Jack Sparrow's Birthday…
130. You make up a birthday for Jack Sparrow and say it's his real birthday...
131. Your parents say you need therapy, but you strongly disagree...
132. when a kid in school says that Jack Sparrow doesn't exist...you skip the rest of the day and run home and go to your poster covered room and rock back and forth and repeatedly say 'He does exist, He does exist...'
133. You write fan fics...and some your parents cant read...
134. you have more than 20 things on here...
135. You got the POTC 2 DVD before it was even out...
137. You cant end this list...
138. You hope I don't finish
139. you write a letter to congress demanding an official pirate day
140. your friend circulate a list of words not to say around you including things like: pirate, Jack Sparrow, POTC, Boat, Rum, Ship, Island, Monkey, Keith Richards...
141. Your alarm clock goes off every morning with the Pirates theme song
142. Your ringtone is He's A Pirate
143. You buy all the action figures and just watch them sit in your room.
144. You promise your friends you will one day have your own pirate ship and promise them a spot on the crew.
145. You truely believe that you are Captain Jack Sparrow
146. You want a life size Captain Jack stand up but it pains you to know that it cost £25
147. You lie awake at night fantacising about POTC.
148. You write your own little running POTC story and you store it in your head.
149. You write yourself in as Captain Sparrow's love interest.
150. You get out of breath when you hear the word "pirate."