151. You can't concentrate in geography class because every time the teacher says Caribbean, you look at your friend as if to say, "Caribbean! Pirates! JACK!!!!"

152. You can't see your walls because they are covered in POTC posters.

153. You taped POTC pics all over your school books and backpack.

154. You get punched by someone everytime you watch POTC because you recite everyone's lines word for word.

155. You sing along to every note on the soundtracks.

156. You made your own dance remix to the POTC theme song.

157. You were a pirate for Halloween.

158. You cry when you see footage of people at the POTC Disney World premiere because you couldn't go.

159. You scream at the top of your lungs when Captain Jack Sparrow is on TV.

160. You feel like your disrespectful to him if you don't call him CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

161. your roomates know not to speak whenever there is any kind of pirate thing on tv

162. You try to pick up chicks by acting like Jack Sparrow

163. you get a dvd-shaped gift at Christmas from your best friend, open it to find a digital scrapbook of all your good times together, look at them and say in a quiet, unhappy voice "but...i wanted dead man's chest

164. you approach the same chicks from #1 and try to pick them up by acting like Jack Sparrow again (as a side note, you know a girl is an obsessed potc fan if she says yes and shows up in 1 of elizabeth's dresses)

165. you have a Pirates 2 themed birthday party and go see DMC with all your friends and scream when the movie starts

166. the POTC theme song is your ringer. and you have several other POTC ringers for your friends who are also obsessed.

167. When after seeing Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, you decide that you want to go into a different career even though you have been wanting to be something else since you were little!

168. You buy your little brother DMC action figures but take them away and play with them yourself.

169. You have a purse with skull and crossbones on it that you've covered in Pirate pins.

170. You buy your family members pirate stuff for Christmas hoping your obsession rubs off on them.

171. When you do your school project about pirates

172. Whenever you hear the word "pirate" you get all excited, scream "Captain Jack Sparrow forever" and go daydreaming about Johnny being your neighbour

173. You want to lick Captain Jack's face.

174. You're family have noticed you have a problem and make sure to remind you of it.

175. You're constantly writing your own little script in your head and fantasizing how POTC3 will end.

176. your picturing yourself as an individual main character, fantasizing how you are sucked into the movie, rescuing the day and having Jack/Will/Liz looking deep into your eyes in the end, saying how very much he/she would like to kiss you.. Right... now..!

177. You run like a drunk pirate who caught to much sun

178. You call every girl, your bonny lass

179. You cant help saying "...you smell funny"

180. You don't let go of anything that is yours...such as your jar of dirt

181. Everyone you see, you say looks like Jack Sparrow...even if its a girl...even if they don't...

182. You want to cut out your heart and put it in a chest because of a girl

183. You are scared to go to the pool because there might be a beastie in it.

184. When you walk around the streets you hum the jack sparrow theme music

185. You wish you had an undead monkey

186. You always wonder...why the rum is always gone

187. You wear your Aztec coin necklace, and tell everyone that your cursed

188. You watch COTBP and/or DMC over and over and over again...you fall asleep with it on...wake up and watch it some more

189. Every time someone blames you for doing something wrong, you tell them that your not but a humble pirate

190. When someone says "Will" or "William" you yell "TURNER! TURNER! TURNER!" till everyone turns to give you a dirty look

191. When someone says "Jack" or "Captain" You say Captain Jack Sparrow or SPARROW SPARROW SPARROW!!!!!!!

192. If you take a lighter or a match, to burn a black mark on your hand

193. You draw a black spot in the middle of your palm.

194. You had a pirate party to watch DMC and created a drinking game to go with it. And when people started to talk loudly enough so you couldn't hear the movie, you were still able to tell when the key drinking words were (Rum, Jack Sparrow, The pearl...)

195. Whenever your dad goes to Orlando for "work", you make a huge scene in public trying to get him to videotape the pirates ride. Which he doesn't

196. You have at least one wall in your bedroom occupied with pirate goodness.

197. You practice kissing a life size poster of Captain Jack Sparrow everyday

198. You've read the entire list of Ways to Tell Your Are Obsessed with POTC…and were still not done: D

199. When you have a Pirates purse you use until the straps fall off and it gets holes in it. But you refuse to stop using it even when you have others.

200. When you wear the potc skull necklace under all your clothes and hide it like Elizabeth does the medallion