201. You look for the AWE trailer every single day

202. You sing "A Pirate's Life For Me" out loud in public

203. You own a Jack Sparrow hat

204. You insult someone by calling them a "Beckett"

205. Your only friend is an undead monkey

206. You watched the midnight showing of PotC 2

207. You went to Wal-Mart to buy PotC 2 at midnight

208. Your entire Myspace is related to Pirates

209. You have an entire playlist from the Pirates movies

210. You bought the new iPod video just to download Pirates onto it from iTunes

211. You got the idea first because in the ad, it used PotC

212. You stab people in the chest to see if they are cursed

213. When you start humming the music during math and the teacher wants to know if you'll share it with the rest of the class

214. When someone mentions gay men, you think of either Pintel and Ragetti together or Jack and Will together.

215. When you play any type of sport that involves a ball, and you steal it from another person, you run away like Jack, screaming, "I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!

216. You've seen each movie at LEAST 10 times each

217. You have both DVDs

218. You have a locket with Will or Jack's picture in it

219. Your diary is a POTC notebook

220. You spend many hours contemplating how Ragetti lost his eye

221. You can quote huge portions from the movie

222. You counted down the days till Orlando Bloom's birthday

223. You held a little party for him, hoping he'd feel it miles away

224. When all you ask 4 Christmas is POTC stuff!

225. When you do a social project on Tortuga

226. When you can't see anything unrelated to POTC in your room.

227. Every time you hear the words Johnny Depp or Jack Sparrow, you can't breath, or your heart races

228. You started your POTC 3 Countdown at over 500 days to go.

229. You are guilty for almost everything on here.

230. You are starting to think that you are the most obsessed person on here, because even though there is over 100 things on here, you have thousands more you could put on here.

231. You have Identical Jack Sparrow Rings on all the right fingers.

232. Whenever you quote from any movie, people assume its POTC...and it most likely is

233. You get a pirates of the Caribbean pen for Christmas and are more excited about that than an iPod

234. You watch the movie and then the special features, THEN scan through the film again for your favourite parts

235. When your sad you think of POTC and it cheers you up

236. POTC has inspired you to dedicate your life to meeting Johnny Depp

237. Whenever someone mentions a slightest hint about Pirates you immediately demand to be involved in the conversation

238. People you don't know, know about your obsession.

239. You go to the island where they filmed Pirates and start kissing the sand

240. You have decided to name your first child Jack regardless if it's a girl or not

241. A teacher in class mentions something about the history of piracy and EVERYONE turns to look at you, while you sit there with a grin of pure bliss on your face

242. You make your friends stay after the movie and wait through the credits to watch the scene with the dog... and get made fun of for making everyone wait to see that.

243. you've completely memorized the CotBP(lines, scenes, emotions, actions...EVERYTHING)

244. you reenact the entire movie with correct accents whenever your bored

245. you're on your way to memorizing DMC

246. when the movie is playing you cant help but quote it

247. you know what scenes go with the songs and quote them

248. you have PotC pjs

249. you've watched all the bonus features on both movies and the commentary

250. you've done your hair like Elizabeth's