A/N: Claw: Sorry it took a while to update. I feel stupid, because we had already had this typed for a while, but we just left it sitting there on my computer. By the way, We're sorry if it starts going randomly form preasant to past tense, it's meant to be in preasnt, however it's quite hard since we are typing two chapter fics with different tenses.

Blondie: ONWARDS!

Freddie.

I am sitting on top of a hotel roof, while waiting for the woman I love to talk to me. This feels so sitcomish.

Florence walks over and sits next to me. Holy shit, when did she get here? Am I really that unobservant? I smile and look her over. Yeah, I know that she hates being checked out, but how can I help it?

"So, you wanted to talk?" she says nervously. What does she think I'm going to do? Rape her?

"Um, yeah. Okay, here's the thing. I really still love you and I want to be with you." I say, while twiddling with the after diner mint in my pocket. The mint was provided by the lovely waitresses when they saw that we were all dying of boredom and hunger at that old guys speech. He really needs a wig too.

Florence didn't say anything. Is that good or bad? I really hope it's good. "I've changed. I'm a better person now. Please Florence?" maybe my asking and begging will work. I need her.

She looks at me and says "I'm really sorry, Freddie, but I love Anatoly." I hate that goddamn bastard! He has a wife, so why can't quit ruining my life?

"FINE! BE HIS WHORE!" I yell. Yeah, I didn't really think that one out. I don't think I should of said it, since calling a girl a whore isn't going to make them want to date you. Unless they like being called a whore or a slut, which is strange. I know Florence most certainly doesn't like it, but I have met some people who enjoy it…

"Freddie quit being an asshole. Just because I don't love you doesn't mean you can treat me like shit." she says.

"Sorry." I say softly. Am I really just going to give up like that? Say sorry. No, thats not how I roll. I glare at her and walk towards the door. Or what I think is the door...

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