301. Your brother wanted a horrible history book for xmas and you bought him the one about pirates but he never got to read it...
302. You wear a bandana and tie random objects into your hair frequently just for school
303. You celebrate every September the 19th with a massive PotC marathon and this year plan to invite the whole city
304. You seriously want to 'commandeer' a boat and live the rest of your life as a proper, real-life pirate
305. You have developed a physical reaction to any mention of ANYTHING remotely piratey which involves screaming and rolling on the floor twitching

306. Your favorite songs are 'I've got a Jar of Dirt', 'Rum Island Version of Yo, Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirates Life for me', 'The End Version of A Pirates Life For me', and He's A Pirate.
307. Your mouse pad is Captain Jack and Will.
308. You have a POTC jacket and practically never take it off.

309. You've worn the same PotC underwear for the past week straight

310. You have the Black Pearl complete with action figures from kb toys.

311. you also convinced the people at FYE to sell you the jack sparrow and will turner cutouts.

312. You start screaming like a maniac for no reason. (That has nothing to do with POTC)
313. You can't stop going into your room for no reason, because Jack Sparrow is all over your walls, celing, floor, and bed...
314. Everytime you think of Jack, you have to take a cold shower

315. Every time you walk, you nearly fall over because you think your on a ship.
316. You name your pets after alcohol
317. You secretly Bring Rum for a drink into your classes about alcohol
318. You drink Rum...
319. You stay awake till 3:00 drawing a picture of your Jack Sparrow Standee and you

320. If youre an artist, your room is filled with Jack Sparrow/Will Turner drawings
321. you love wearing hats, especially piraty ones :D
322. Youre thinking of dreadlocking the bottom half over your hair and leaving the top straight

323. Youre thinking of PotC right now… and saying "how did you know that!??! Are you psychic or something??"
324. You love to wear make up
325. You dont bathe, saying "This is what I have to do in the future. Time to practice'

326. Everytime someone says Elizabeth Swann, Elizabeth Turner, Lizzie, etc. you want to kill her!!!
327. ou're soooo obsessed with Pirates that you read this story since chap 1 was posted.
328. Everytime you see the words ''Ello Beastie", you start crying because you're thinking too much about how Jack was...MURDERED!!!!
329. When people say that Jack is dead and that he's never coming back, you want to murder them.
330. You want to date people who's name is Jack or Johnny.
331. You've had dreams about being Jack Sparrow's cabin girl.

332. All you can think about is PIRATES!
333. You name your dog Jack.
334. You are in love with Jack Sparrow and have everything that has to do with him. (ex. stand-up, poster, purse, bracelets, earrings, books, etc.)

335. You entered a Disney contest every day for a month because one of the prizes was a replica of jack's dragon ring.

336. you ARE an artist and you skip the rest of school, just to draw something that popped in your head in the morning…
337. Your still drawing it now...

338. It's a pic of Jack Sparrow
339. You perfect every detail to make it look exactly like him...

340. Now that your finished, another pic has popped in your head, and the process repeats itself
341. Your mother's Sick...of seeing/hearing anything POTC or Johnny Depp...
342. Your mother has an obsession over Johnny Depp because of you...
343. She's also become obsessed with E-bay because it has ALOT of Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp stuff

344. You received the Jack Sparrow dashboard figurine as a Christmas gift...and you actually put it on your car dashboard
345. You bought POTC Easter Eggs

346. you have a huge pirate flag in your room, but instead of a skull and crossbones, it's a skull drinking rum
347. you have another huge pirate flag of the regular skull and crossbones
348. you consider skipping your finals to try and go to the World Premiere of AWE

349. you get the same tattoo as the one Jack Sparrow has on his arm

350. you get a monkey named Jack