Submitted by DarlingofAngelsDemonsSaints:

You sit threw 2 grousome hours of people getting their heads chopped off "Sleppy Hollow" just because it has Johnny Depp in it.

251. you want to take sword fighting classes

252. You download movies illegally just so you can legitimately call yourself a "Pirate"

253. The "Piracy" disclaimer at the beginning of every movie reminds you of POTC

254. You arrive at the movie theater 10 minutes early so you don't miss the coming attractions, in hopes you might see the teaser trailer

255. Every Depp movie you see you look for a Jack.. ahem CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow moment and have found many

256. The wait for AWE seems like a lifetime.

257. The Pirate freaks think YOU'RE obsessed

258. You've legally changed your name to some sort of bird.. Jennifer Swann, Jonathan Sparrow

259. You've noticed that the leading characters have names of birds : Swann, Sparrow, Turner (tern??)

260. You've actually took sailing classes

261. You've become a shoplifter

262. Your drink of choice is rum.. if you're underage, your drink of choice is apple juice so you can pretend it's rum

263. You talk with an accent now

264. You've actually met Johnny Depp and called him "Jack"

265. When you're on a cruise you pretend you're on the Black Pearl.

266. You tell you're friends that you have a link to the new POTC trailer but won't tell them the link

267. You have a talking Captain Jack Sparrow and you can recite everything he says...

268. Whenever your friends are talking about Pirates you perk up and say "Pirates?" And they roll their eyes and walk away

269. You recite and play the movie in your head as you fall asleep

270. You always say Captain Jack Sparrow and correct people who leave out the Captain part

271. You and your friend freak out on a cruise cause you managed to find a store with the name Tortuga in it in Key West. And you took pictures.

272. You have a photo of Johnny and Orlando in a scene from one of the PotC movies that's autographed by both of them

273. You go to the bow of the ship on your cruise, and imagine what it must've been like to sail the seas as a pirate, and wish you could do it oh-so-badly

274. Your life's ambition is no longer getting your Masters' degree or backpacking through, but now it is getting to meet Johnny Depp, and having him fall in love with you.

275. Your teacher in BIBLE class compares POTC to a Bible event and you immediately lift your head up.

276. When your in detention, and your looking at the map on the table, you spot Singapore and almost start screaming, but you luckily stopped yourself.

277. You call the sluts in your school Tortuga Wenches.

278. You cried when your parents told you that you couldn't go to the POTC 3 premiere.

279. The ONLY way to get me to shut-up or to not do anything stupid is to put me in front of a TV when JDepp, OBloom, or KKnightley, and of course POTC is on.

280. you get insanely hyper whenever you hear the word "pirate' or the date "may 25th"

281. you spend boring classes daydreaming about pirates 3.

282. in math class you accidentally put the formula for slope as rise over rum instead of run

283. you're really happy when you read this posts cause you know your not alone!!

284. YOU SAY HELLO TO IT EVERYTIME YOU WALK IN THE ROOM AND GOODNIGHT TO IT WHEN YOU GO TO BED!
285. YOU WEAR ALL YOUR POTC/JD CLOTHES ACCESORIES ETC TO THE DMC MIDNIGHT SHOWING WITH A GROUP OF 30 People AND YOU BRING YOUR CAPTAIN JACK PILLOW!
286.YOU SKIP A DAY OF WORK TO GO SEE THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING OF DMC
287.YOU DRESS UP AS A PIRATE FOR FUN AND FOR NO REAL REASON
288.YOU OWN A JOLLY ROGER
289.YOU ARE GOING TO GET THE SWALLOW IN FLIGHT TATTOO
290.YOUR WHOLE MYSPACE IS COVERED IN PIRATES
291.WHEN YOU DRINK RUM YOU CANT HELP BUT THINK OF PIRATES AND SING"YOHOYOHO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME"
292.WENT TO DISNEYLAND TO RIDE POTC MULTIPLE TIMES AND WHILE IN LINE SANG ALL THE PIRATE SONGS YOU KNOW(A BIG GROUP OF US) WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IN LINE WATCHES AND LAUGHS
293.ALMOST SCREAMED WHEN YOU SAW THE FIRST CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW ANAMATRONIC FIGURE
294. Your brother has more than once tried to draw a black spot on your hand with a sharpie because your Obsession it seems is contagious.

295. You are in the process of writing a fan fiction that is now upwards of 115 pages on your WP, and you have no greater delight in life than to read comments saying that some of the readers are probably going to 1) like your story better or 2)get your story mixed up with the actual movie when it comes out.

296. You actually run like Captain Jack Sparrow
297. You persuaded your Friend's sister to name her baby after him
298. You get distracted whilst walking down the street as if you had just seen somebody really hot, but it's just something pirate related
299. You try to turn everybody's party into fancy dress just so you can go as a pirate
300. You actually used phrases like 'all on me onesies' in everyday speech