Rules 21 to 25
Use of the Edwin
Rule 21: Stay away from Edwin during the high school hockey series.
- Do you remember the stinking "lucky" shirt he wore before and during the hockey series? It was disgusting, right. But now, he doesn't change his underwear. It's more than just disgusting, it's… brr!
- Ed: "It's not so bad."
- Liz: "Sometime, Edwin, I'm so ashamed of you."
Rule 22: Don't follow any advices from Edwin concerning girls.
- He thinks he's a charmer like his big brother, but he's not.
- Ed: "That's not true! All the girls are at my feet!"
- Liz: "Hum, hum. No comment."
- We (Lizzie) have a lot of proofs against the accused and many witnesses ready to plead (and not for Edwin's benefit as you can imagine).
Rule 23: If you're a female, be cautious around Edwin.
- He can be so sticky when he's in presence of the opposed sex, he loses his mind when faced with a pair of breasts.
- Yes, he's a little bit pathetic.
- Yes, he's perverse too.
- Ed: "I'm not a perv', I'm just a man, and it's not the same."
Rule 24: Don't ask Edwin to play Edwino the superhero.
- Maybe that's sound funny, but it's really annoying after the hundredth time.
- If you do it, you'll be severely punished. We're still thinking about the punishment in question, but it will be terrible, you can be sure of that.
Rule 25: Don't embark yourself in Edwin's plans.
- Except if it's a Lizzie's plan too.
- The others members of the family: "Edwin and Lizzie plans are always crazy."
- But Lizzie and Edwin don't agree with that last statement.
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