Rules 26 to 30
Sport's stuff
Rule 26: Don't steal Casey's ballet pantyhose and wear them on your head.
- Stop it! That's ridiculous!
- Nobody believes you when you say: "This is a hold up, everyone on the floor!"
- You don't look like a professional thief, you just look like an idiot.
- Yeah, you'll think "There are just Derek and Edwin to do stupid things like that" and you're right.
- Ed: "Hey!"
Rule 27: Hold your breath when you're around Derek's hockey stuff.
- They smell like hell.
- If you don't want to die of asphyxia, it's better to just keep a secure distance between you and the stuff.
Rule 28: Don't touch Derek's lucky hockey sock.
- He is very, very superstitious.
- And he would kill you if you spoil his good luck.
Rule 29: Don't talk about Lizzie's hockey performance in front of her.
- If you do that, she'll surely decapitate you with her hockey stick.
- In general, she has a natural talent for sport, but this is not the case for the hockey. This fact is hard for her to admit. Respect that or Derek and Casey will gang up against you.
- And Edwin's health will be in serious danger if you disobey. He's the one who spend most of his time with her. Take pity on me, please.
Rule 30: Lizzie's soccer kneepads are NOT for gardening!
- That means you, Nora!
- Considering Lizzie's reaction when her mom stole her kneepads, we prefer to prevent anybody else from also doing so.
Thanks to Dom-Jam, my betareader.