501. You have a POTC calendar hanging up on your wall.
502. You have 3 framed posters of Jack and Will alongside one wall.
503. You have two more posters of Jack and Will in your room.
504. You have 3 POTC action figures which include Jack, Will, and Norrington.
505. You have a Jack Sparrow bobblehead on your nightstand.
506. You have a Jack Sparrow pillow case.
507. You dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow for character day during homecoming week at school even though your a girl, and everybody loved it.
508. You got a new puppy in late June/early July and named her Poppet after the phrase "Ello Poppet" from POTC.
509. All your friends and relatives know about your POTC obsession and got you all POTC stuff which include...
-POTC Socks
-POTC Christmas Ornaments
-Several different POTC t-shirts
-A POTC throw Pillow
-Two POTC blankets; one with Jack on it and the other one with a skull and cross bones.
-A book on the history of Pirates

510. Your mom said you could miss the last day of school just to go to the AT World's End midnight showing.
511. You watched Dancing With the Stars last night just to watch the At World's End trailer and got overly excited when it came on.
512. Your next door neighbor is a manager at Toys-R-Us and he got you the huge poster displays of Dead Man's Chest.
513. You actually got your dad to go to Walmart at midnight to get Dead Man's Chest on dvd when it came out just so you could get the t-shirt and cd that came with the movie.

514. You steal a boat and rename it the "Black Pearl"
515. Buy a monkey and name it "Jack"
516. Wait in line for the DVD for DMC, even though you didn't like it as much
517. Think "Turner Broadcasting" is a tribute to Will Turner and the POTC movies (and are just waiting for "Sparrow Broadcasting" and "Swann Broadcasting"
518. Fly the pirate flag from your car instead of (or along with) the American flag
519. Are preparing to buy the three movie box set.
520. Make regular "pilgrimages" to the Disneyworld/Disneyland POTC ride/theme park.

521. For your sons/younger brothers birthday, the cake had a pic of a Pirate ship/Jack Sparrow on it, and you made sure they cut around the picture and kept that part for yourself

522. You and your sister recite Pintel and Ragetti's lines together from DMC every day.
523. When you are helping at school, you spend the whole time writing quotes from DMC on the board and drawing the FD. Then you cry when you come in the next day and it's been erased!

524. The day Dead Man's Chest came out you forced your mom, brother, and three cousins into your beat up mini-van and drove half an hour from your remote vacation home with no gas to a tiny movie theater in the middle of nowhere, only to find out it is sold out for the entire day, then make them do it all again the next day.

525. Make pirate costumes for your Stitch doll.
526. Your entire bed is POTC. The comforter, the top blanket, sheets, pillows, everything.
527. Over half of your room is POTC/Johnny/Orlando related.
528. You have every version of COTBP- original DVD, re-release, AND VHS- just for the hell of it.
529. You have a jar of dirt signed by the lovely Mr. Depp himself in person
530. You hand-make your own reproductions of the costumes from the movies, accurate down to every last detail.
531. Whenever it rains lightly, you go sit in the grass on your knees and stare longingly in the grass...

532. When your pc and cell phone screen savers are Jack's pic

533. when you are a full grown up and still get excited like a kid with anything that has to do with the movie. Even buying Valentine cards just cause they included a poster of the movie

534. when you watch the two movies every night before you go to sleep and worst of all, you get excited as if it was the first time you watched it.

535. on yo ur school email, yo ur auto-reply is either:
"i knew you'd warm up to me"
"sorry i can't reply - i'm in the market, as it were
"curse ye for breathin ya slack-jawed idiots!"

536. yo ur 10 year old cousin who you hardly see sees you, takes one look at Capt. Jack and says "oooh, that's yo ur loverboy!"
537. you argue for hours on end about who the real Capt. of the Black Pearl is
538. you go up to someone and ask them in Barbossa's voice "what ARRR ya doin'?"

539. you go on a site to find about yo ur pirate name
540. you start singing Gwen Stefani's Bubble Pop Electric, just because she says to Johnny Vulture "come on Johnny, when you gonna get here?"
541. you co-write a spin off for POTC, starring yourselves with yo ur pirate names
542. you cry when you can't get that adorable gold medallion off
543. you cry for joy when you see hundreds at DisneylandParis!
544. you compete with other fans
545. yo ur dad is curious as to why the printer ink has run out the day after he buys it

546. yo ur blast on yahoo 360 is "why is the rum ALWAYS gone?"... and you get peeved when people say idiot things like "i thought you didn't drink!", or "i think you drank it all!" because they don't understand yo ur fixation with POTC
547. you put in yo ur best friend's christmas card "yo u're a diamond, mate!"
548. you and yo ur friend reinact the swashbuckle scene between jack and will in POTC1... with cardboard rolls... on stage... in front of the year 11s...
549. your best friend thinks you fit the part of Jack's daughter, because you are as mad as him... and she's not the only one who thinks so... and you feel complimented!
550. when asked if you'd donate yo ur hair to Jack's wig, you reply "HELL YEAH!"