Rules 41 to 45
Evil Lizzie
Rule 41: Don't call Lizzie by the not-so-friendly nickname "Evil Lizzie".
- As you might imagine, the title of this set of rules is an idea from Edwin.
- No need to say that when Lizzie finds out about it, she was furious.
- In view of the dark blue colouring Edwin's eye, you're better not make the same mistake.
Rule 42: Don't tease Lizzie about boys.
- She's very touchy.
- Remember Edwin's black eye?
- Casey is the only one allowed to give her opinion on this sensitive subject.
- But Edwin suspects that Derek helped Lizzie one time.
- Yes, it's why Edwin been sulking for a week now. He's jealous because his big brother doesn't help him so much with girls.
Rule 43: Don't call Lizzie a tomboy.
- She's a girl before everything else, and she wants to be treat as such.
- Just because she can beat any boy at sport and in hand-to-hand combat doesn't mean that she's not feminine.
- Liz: "Right!"
Rule 44: Don't throw any paper, plastic or metal in the garbage.
- She's an environmental freak.
- She can be very bossy when she wants to be.
- She'll force you to scavenging if you throw something recyclable in the garbage.
- Edwin has bad memories of his experience. Nora had cleaned the fridge this one time and threw all out-of-date food out.
- There were doubtful green bits in it.
- And lumps!
Rule 45: Don't make sexist joke in front of Lizzie.
- She's a sort of a feminist, the dangerous type.
- She has a powerful quick jab.
- And she kicks ass like no one.
Thanks to Dom-Jam, my betareader.