Rules 46 to 50

Use of the TV

Rule 46: Marti has first priority with the TV.

- Actually, it's not because we (the family) agree to this, but because we have no word in it.

- You already know why: no one can resist when her lower lip begins to tremble.

Rule 47: Derek arrives in second.

- He's the king of the remote.

- Don't hope to change the channel when he's in control.

- Especially if he watches hockey.

Rule 48: Casey in third.

- Even if she fights for the second place with Derek, she's always in third.

- But don't expect to take the remote out of her hands when she watches one of her mushy movies.

Rule 49: George and Nora in fourth.

- They are the parents after all. After letting their baby girl and their two obnoxious eldest children overcome their authority, they decide to put their foot down. Finally.

Rule 50: Not a surprise, Edwin and Lizzie are fifth.

- We are always the unwanted items.

- Not cute like Marti or insufferable like Casey and Derek, we have no proper weapon against the despotism of our parents.

- Yeah, life is so not fair. This is the curse of the middle child.

- We are seriously thinking of join the dark side of the Force, just to having some attention. If it works well for Derek, maybe it will work for us too.


Thanks to Dom-Jam, my betareader.