King Derek
Rules 61 to 65
Rule 61: Don't sit in Derek's chair.
- Derek is very possessive of his things and he cares a lot for his beloved chair.
- This chair is moulded to his behind, that should be enough to discourage you from taking it.
- If you're not convinced yet, think of the remains of his meal hidden in the cracks.
Rule 62: Don't touch Derek's mess.
- We've already stated in the previous rule that Derek has a very strong possessive side, so it should not surprise you that his possessiveness extends to his mess.
- Even if you think you're doing it for his own good, stay away from his chaos.
- On first sight, he may seem disorganized, but it's the way he works.
- His mess is his centre of gravity; if you clean up his room, he will be disoriented. He can not function normally when it is in order.
Rule 63: No kidding about hockey.
- We have just one thing to say: "Hockey is sacred".
- He has a lot of equipment, meaning that he's not afraid of being injured during an eventual battle.
- Yes, we know, we said two things. Or actually, three with this one.
Rule 64: Don't mention Sally to Derek.
- She's the one who breaks it off first, Derek's ego is still suffering.
Rule 65: Don't ask to Derek if he's sexually attracted to Casey!
- Some people (we will not name the culprits for their own safety) have suggested that the hatred of the two for each other is just unresolved sexual tension. Although Lizzie and Edwin found this hypothesis to be really interesting (it would explain a lot), they agreed it was better not to let Derek and Casey know about these rumours.
- Anyway, after a long discussion, the authors have come to the conclusion that both Derek and Casey will deny everything.
Thanks to Dom-Jam for the beta work.