Monday
Today, I learned something new. Just goes to show how well I know my friends. It seems my one friend has been living under my bed for the last several years. He's a member of my exclusive gay club. FML
Tuesday
Today, I found out bunji jumping from a skyscraper is best done with a bunji cord...and when not being shoved off. If I didn't know any better, I'd say the person meant to be tutoring me actually had me on his hit list. FML
Wednesday
Today, I failed another test. My tutor's giving me the silent treatment. This can't end well. FML
Thursday
Today, I got my punishment for failing the test yesterday. Turns out "Oh my!" is a broad understatement for the punishment of lions, tigers, and bears. In a forest. Dangling upside down from a tree. That's how I woke up. FML
Friday
Today, I found out it's possible to fail volunteer class, even when you do the hours. The daycare was none too pleased with how I treated my little cow printed sibling even though he was trying to blow things up. What's the appropriate response to that kind of behaviour? Apparently a time out will suffice. Either way, I've found a new way to fail. FML
Saturday
Today, I don't know where I am. There's ku fu fus all around me though, so I'm more than a little worried. FML
Sunday
Today, I was rescued. By my white haired creeper stalker. It seems he's a hardcore fairy tale addict, and his rescuing me deems me as his princess. Why do I have a feeling the Prince I know won't be pleased that I'm someone else's princess? FML
Yeah, so more than half of these aren't actually mine. They belong to the glorious kaitlin177 and Saia Kittyfish. As I said before, all ideas and suggestions are very welcome. Even if it's just something you want to see more of like Bya-chan, Muku-chan, Hiba-chan, or whomever. Or if there's something I'm missing out on, tell me "Oi! Bitch! Add this to your fail hard story!" My response should I not be too lazy would be something like "You know what asshole?! I will!" I am special. In the head. Happy New Year everyone!
~Tangerine