Monday
Today, instead of waking to an annoying alarm clock, or some screaming children, the entire neighbourhood was subjected yet again to the torture of a certain bad singer's attempts at serenading me. At five in the morning. He thought it would be nice to pick up his "true love" on his way to school. Of all the schools, why do all the nutcases go to mine? FML
Tuesday
Today, I found out that if someone has attached themselves to you and won't let go, no matter how much you dislike it, and say it's not your fault, you can be punished for PDA. Good to know Hibari-san. Thanks a lot Byakuran. FML
Wednesday
Today, as I thought, apparently I've been claimed as a princess by more than one crack head. The "Prince" was none too pleased to learn someone else was calling me princess (a name I am none too fond of) and decided it would be fun to slice me in order to guarantee I was his. Dynamite, and sword wielding best friends, plus a guy who doesn't appreciate damage to the school, or crowding. I might as well go back to the days where I was beaten up for lunch money. At least that made sense. FML
Thursday
Today, the Kokuyo gang beat me up and stole my lunch money. FML
Friday
Today, Mukuro, the leader of the Kokuyo gang decided to make up for his subordinates' rude behaviour by kissing me, right in the middle of the court yard where everyone was watching after school. FML
Saturday
Today, I found EXTREME salvation from the Gay Alliance by joining the Boxing Club. I was quickly reminded that I'm about as athletic as my self-proclaimed older brother's pet turtle. Speaking of which, he got drenched in water after I was beaten to a pulp, and I was still expected to take care of it. FML
Sunday
Today, my crazed cosplaying stalker thought it would be a grand idea to play Happy Home with the kids. Of course this meant there had to be a wedding, and since we're the oldest it was us. It would have been THAT bad if it hadn't been a zombie bride and monster wedding. It would have been even better if I had been the monster. FML