Monday:
Today, or 3 months ago I found out that while computers can withstand dynamite, baseballs, swords, tonfas, extreme boxing, grenades, kicks, food spills and tridents (computer has been accordingly named Fran) it goes kaput the moment you give it a virus from a cartoon site my cow clad brother thing visits. FML
Tuesday:
Today, my new computer was broken in by the family. It's not nearly as indestructable as Fran. We found this out on the boxing round. FML
Wednesday:
Today, was a certain pineapple's birthday (bear with me) and he demanded I take him out for fun. I didn't know Russian Roulette at a dance club with people dressed in ridiculous costumes constituted as "fun". Yeah I'm pretty sure something was slipped in my drink. FML
Thursday:
Today, I found out that my new friend and his group of friends are actually complete douches. FML
Friday:
Today, my cousin I guess you could call him, and my marshmellow loving stalker met. I don't even WANT to know how they could make the entire house smell like burnt smores. FML
Saturday:
Today, I found out there's a very explicit tatoo of a pineapple on a tuna on my hip. Even worse is that this was found by a certain someone who hates pineapple while he was trying to take me. FML
Sunday:
Today, my friend terrified children at the park in the world's weirdest costume, my self declared right hand man tried to blow her up claiming she was disturbing my date (why he was there I still don't know). Said date was knocked out and over by a baseball, and dumped me on the spot the moment she regained consciousness. This is my idea of a normal day. FML
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~Tangerine