Monday:

Today, I found out Chrome is pregnant. No you don't know who Chrome is, but I'm apparently the father...I would just like to note that the closest thing to sexual contact we've had was when her alternate personality raped me, and judging by my pain the next morning I should be the pregnant one not her/him. FML

Tuesday:

Today, my tutor told me I have to marry Chrome. Between my monster husband, the general male population that surrounds me daily, and the fact that I'm under age, I have to wonder which is likely to have me killed more painfully. To marry or not to marry that is the question. FML

Wednesday:

Today, I found an eviction notice under my bed for my friend who had been living under there for who knows how long. It also mentioned that he was being evicted so that the landlord of the space could occupy it. I was unaware that a certain pineapple possessed the underside of my bed. FML

Thursday:

Today, was normal for a short period. My family and I went out for ice cream with EVERYONE. From past experience I knew not to get vanilla. Coconut icecream is now off limits for the same reason. FML

Friday:

Today, I was relieved to find out that my stalker and cousin are no longer interested in me, they now have eachother for fun. That is until I found out that was part of the reason for the smore smell last week. STILL trying to figure out how the poor marshmellows got involved. FML

Saturday:

Today, the date for my shot gun (literally) wedding was announced. FML

Sunday:

Today, Bianchi volunteered to cater the wedding. Great, well at last now I won't need to worry about living through the honey moon. FML

Sachiel Angelo, you win so many heart points it's not even funny. I loved loved LOVED your reviews XD Best questions ever that gave most of the inspiration for this chapter. Keep being awesome.

Ed-nunez, I would have used your ideas, but between a lack of sleep, getting locked out of the house this week and general forgetfulness it got left out TT^TT Sorry. HOWEVER just for you since you made me laugh I hereby decree the THE ALLIANCE HAS COATS AND BADGES!

And Yoru-chan, I also had yours saved for ideas, but I dislike Collon-chan, so we're going with the confusion of a pregnant Chrome-chan. Maybe Collon-chan can be the one holding a gun to his back at the wedding :3

Here's to being happy and hoping the next chapters are filled with awesome (manga not this crack) Till then

~Tangerine