Monday:

Today, my dad came home for the week...he encouraged my mom to join him in his drinking...FML

Tuesday:

Today, I came home to a Hello Kitty themed bedroom. Good to know my mom's still a housewife when drunk. FML

Wednesday:

Today, there was a water main break in the area. I still don't know how a bullet to the brain could give me the idea that I could "STOP THE WATER FROM DESTROYING THE AREA WITH MY DYING WILL!" FML

Thursday:

Today, my home tutor burned all my manga to make room for study books. This wouldn't be as bad if they weren't all in foreign languages. Either way it's pretty bad. FML

Friday:

Today, my up until recently stalker claimed to be pregnant and that I was the father. I shouted at him the it wasn't possible, and most certainly not my problem. He's trying to convince my tutor to set up a shot gun wedding for us. I think it's working "for the family." FML

Saturday:

Today, I found out that every part of my life is broadcast across the internet, and that I'm set up with just about everyone I know except the girl I like. I now shudder at the term "fangirl." FML

Sunday:

Today, I became the Vongola Tenth. You don't know what that is and you don't want to, just trust me when I say this is the ultimate and final FML. FML

As it would turn out, days later Tsunayoshi Sawada's account was frozen days later for being too "fucked". FML

Tsunayoshi and Chrome got married (with Collonello and Reborn both aiming guns at his back), and Mukuro had to be convinced that just because he was Chrome's alter ego, he did not have any claim on Tsunayoshi as his. By convinced, I mean shot at to leave the church. The priest in charge was none too pleased. FML

The Gay Alliance Club (aka. Tsunayoshi/Sawada/Tenth/-Insert whatever you refer to the uke as here- Club) was disbanded once everyone left for Italy or graduated. All coats and badges were handed to the Vongola boss and president who had no idea what to do with them. FML

Byakuran was not granted the right to marry Tsunayoshi Sawada, and in a fit of rage swore to eliminate him and the entirety of Vongola in the future. FML

The FML entry about the guy who was dumped for not being more like Edward from Twilight still beat all of Tsunayoshi Sawada's entries. FML

This story is finally over. FML

Oh wait, that last one's a good thing :3 *shot*

Half of the things here don't belong to me...no wait...more like 90% I'd say. I'm not gonna bother specifying since it's all fairly obvious.

Thank you to anyone who suggested something.

Thank you to anyone who had a more educated review than "LOL"

To those of you who have read any or all of this I suppose I should thank you...I also suppose you would do well in a nut house, but look who's talking :D

I think that's everything...

Ummmmm, probably that despite married status Tsunayoshi is still frequently the victim of rape by all the lovely males of his life.

And that you should watch this because my twin has more spare time (not true) and talent (very very VERY true) that I do :3

http:/www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=r2QyYrPOtY8&playnext_from=TL&videos=beG6WcYBisE&shuffle=1994&playnext=16 (obviously put a period where it says dot)

Other than that, if this insanity inspires anything, go for it! Just no stealing the ice cream bit because I'm in the middle of writing that fanfic as we speak. Link me if you do, I'd love to read it! Till then

~Tangerine