An Alternative to Crazy
Chapter 3: Plan Revealed
The next day was a cloudy one. It had just started to rain on the top of the mountain that the character were being held. Some new character had just been sealed in a cell, some not even cartoons. An example was in the cells next to Sam and Max, there was the New York Four, otherwise known as the group from Seinfeld (Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer), and next to them was the gang from Cheers, Boston (Sam, Carla, Rebecca, Woody, Frasier, and his wife Lilith) but there was no more room and Norm and Cliff had to stay in a separate cell next to them near the door, Truffles from Chowder had moved into with Slappy as she was the only one she didn't what to straggle, and next to them were friend of Slappy's, the Golden Girls (Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia). The storm had reached a high peck and was getting very intense. Everyone was in board mood as they sat in their cells, some of them asleep. Sam and Max however were enjoying the storm in their own bazaar way, looking out the window, watching to see if the lightning hit anything or anyone below, and enjoying the sound of the storms rage.
"Some storm, hay Max" said Sam.
"The best Sam, I can't remember the last time it rained Toads" said Max as it indeed was raining Toads from the sky as Kermit in the other cell looked on in mourn (even though he is a frog).
Meanwhile, Chef Inspector Dreyfus had just gotten a call concerning Clouseau, his assistant François just as he gets off the phone "I just got off the phone with the authorities at the Toon Town jail, it was reviled that two prisoners had escaped under mysterious circumstances, they were Emperor Palpatine and Lord Voldemort, two of their most dangerous prisoners."
"And want did they say of Clouseau" asked François.
"He has so far destroyed two more cells and almost releasing two more dangerous prisoners, Freddy and Jason; and almost collapsed a whole Detention room, and is on his way to Mt. Destruction which he thinks is where the characters are being held, today Dark Mountain next to the jail house, tomorrow a wasteland, compared to Clouseau, those prisoners I mention are just bullies from a kindergarten playground" say Dreyfus in his usual stressed voice.
Dreyfus then opens his desk and pulls out want he subspaces to be his lighter in the shape of a lighter. His assistant François then warns him that it meant be the real gun "You Fool!" Dreyfus looks to his confusion but tells François in a calm voice "I put the real one at the bottom of the desk, see" said Dreyfus as he foolishly points it at François and pulls the trigger and to his horror ends up shooting François in the arm as he faints to the floor.
Meanwhile, back at the jail cells, there was yet another prisoner, and it seems to be causing a tussle behind the door, as they were knocking on the door for help.
"Oh dear, this one may be the big one boys" said Edd nervously.
"Well nothing I can't handle … I hope" said The Mask when just then, Lula DuBois (Helen's Grandmother from Drake and Josh) comes barging into the room as everyone jumped to see.
"Where's the Bathroom!!!" shouted Lula.
"Did you just break that metal door in" said Edd.
"I hit the door with those solders, I waited 25 seconds, nothing happened, want was I suppose to do!!!" shouted Lula.
"You know, she has a point there" said Jerry.
Lula turns to the Stormtrooper in confusion "Are you to tell me that I'll be staying in my Capsule hotel room with a bunch of freaks" said Lula who seemed to have been tricked into coming there.
"Hay, you're not that far off yourself Whoopi Goldberg" said Sophia.
"So, um, who do we call you?" ask Edd.
"LULA, Where's The Bathroom" shouted Lula.
"Yeah, just right in your cell" said Edd.
"Well thank you for finally given me that information" said Lula as she walked toward her cell.
"Yeah, just remember to put up your curtains, Granny Jensen" said Slappy.
"Yeah, yeah" said Lula as she blocks everyone's view of her with a shower certain.
"Ok boys, bring in the next one" said one of the Stormtroopers as they brought in the next prisoner, who was still sleeping on the couch they found him in.
"It was Papa Nichols (Drake and Josh's great Grandfather) who was being dragged on the couch by some Stormtrooper who seem to have been in a harsh battle.
"Want happen to you two" asked a Stormtrooper.
"This guy's tougher then he looks" he replied.
"Oh come on, that old bag, I've seen more horrible things in their underpants draws" said The Mask.
"Trust me, I've seen worst in Blanche's Bed" said Dorothy.
They then proceed to putting his couch in the cell between the Golden Girls and Jelly Bean Cabin, and then rush out, lock the door and ran out as fast as they could. Papa Nichols then wakes up as disoriented and delusional as ever "Where am I, wants happening."
"What is this guy, disoriented" said a Stormtrooper.
"What'd you call me!" said Papa Nichols.
"Nothing, what are you…"
"What have you done with the rest of my unit!" said Papa Nichols.
"What does he mean, his unit Double-D?" ask Ed.
"I'm not sure Ed, but judging by his age and the way he's acting, I guess he thinks he's back in World War II" said Edd.
"What was your first clue" said Slappy.
"General Patton, Sir, its Sergeant Nichols, I've just been captured by two German Stormtroopers" said Papa Nichols talking into a shoe.
"Were not those Stormtroopers" said you know who.
"That's just want a German would say" said Papa Nichols.
"Oh, forget this, bring in the last prisoner" said the Stormtrooper to one of his partners.
There is a loud noise when the last prisoner came in, they seemed to have had him in a cage and he was struggling to get out, it was then revealed to be Crazy Steve, Josh's Crazy employee, who they had to be sealed in a cube like cell to be put right into his cell.
"Were sorry maim, but do to cartoon physics, your cell will be shrunk with that big cage and will have to be moved into the cell next's door" said a Stormtrooper to Sophia.
"Why are you telling me, you're the yutz who locked me in here" said Sophia.
"Um, excuses me, Mr. Tall, Dark and White, but do you have any plans for a tall, skinny, se…" said Blanche to the Stormtrooper before being cut off from Dorothy "Blanche this is a jail, not a not your bed."
"Trust me, I've seen her bed, she means it" said Rose.
"Ok, let's get this over with" said Sophia as she is moved to the cell with Slappy and Truffles and Crazy Steve is put in the last cell.
"The studio's paying you too, Sophia" asked Slappy.
"No, I just like making come back with a bunch of nutty cartoons…, of course their paying me!" said Sophia.
"How much" asked Truffles.
"Ahh, just the minimum wage" said Sophia.
A Stormtrooper grabs out his Walkie-talkie "OK sir, all of the prisoners you asked for are here."
"I can see that" said a dark evil voice from the door.
"So you're the one who locked us in here, I demand to know why were in here" said Edd angrily only to gasp when he sees it the most dangerous Cartoon in the world, do to his power over DIP, Judge Doom.
"Well Edward, you won't have to be a genius to figure that it was all my doing" said Doom in a strong evil voice, "don't try to escape, I have thought this plan over too many time."
"OK Doom, want is it this time" said Slappy in an annoyed voice.
"Why my dear Slappy, want ever do you mean?" said Doom.
"Every time you do sometime you do something, it always comes back to that harebrained scheme of turning Toon Town in to a Freeway" said Slappy.
"Oh, why Slappy, you know me so well, don't you" said Doom pinching her check.
"Too much for your comfort Mister Potter" said Jerry
"Yes, you should enjoy your cells ladies, cause there not going to last" said Doom.
"Yes, very funny, NOW PREPARE TO DIE!!!" shouted Truffle as she ran into the bars, clawing and roaring, trying to get her hands around Doom's neck.
"I thought Blanche only did that in Bed" said Rose.
"Your resistance is futile…" said Doom, "… in an hour this room and the entire tower will be filled with DIP".
As everyone gasps at this, even the sitcom characters who even know that DIP doesn't just have paint thinner but also film dissolver, Double-D cuts in "Um, excuses me, um, Mr. Doom, but why us , there must be more powerful cartoons that would go after you…" said Edd "… Like for instance, Um, Superman, Batman, and Spiderman, why even Buck Rogers, um, see what I mean?"
"Yes, well do any of you recall the date of June 5, 2009" said Doom.
"You mean…" said Edd.
"Yes, the day half of you were taken by Dr. Eggman, and escaped, not with super strength or x-ray vision, but with annoyance, just normal, annoying people who defeated a evil, powerful, dictator bent on world domination, out of all the idiot in the world, he was defeated by you guys."
"So he was basically defeated by a bunch of Red Skelton" said Jerry.
"Exactly, but none of that's going to work now, as you know I know all of your tricks, like Slappy I've seen and done every trick in the book, don't try brake down those bars, I've made them out of one of the strongest materials in Toon Town and connected them with 100,000 volts of electricity, not even Max or Animal's teeth or Ed's head can get through, and even if you do, the room and everything outside will be flooded with DIP, and there are DIP rays at every angle in this room, so I say good bye to you as there is no escape" said Doom as he laughs and leaves and turns on the security system.
Everyone, knowing this was the end decided to say their last words to each other.
"Well boys, I guess this is it, all of our mis-adventures were all for not" said Edd sadly.
"Well at least will go down together" said Yakko sarcastically.
"Well Cliff old buddy, I guess this it" said Norm.
"It's been great have beers with you old pal" said Cliff.
"Oh stuff it you two chowder heads" said Carla.
"Why Jerry, why is it always us, how do we always end up like this, I ask you" said George pleading.
"Well George, that because you're an idiot" said Jerry.
"Well, can't argue with that" muttered George.
"Dorothy, I just want to tell you that you were always my favorite, just don't tell your sister and keep the silver" said Sophia.
"Oh, thank you mom" said Dorothy.
"Well, I guess this it Patrick" said SpongeBob.
"I'm going to miss you SpongeBob" said Patrick sadly.
"I'll miss you too buddy" said SpongeBob as they both started to cry as Jelly Bean Cabin joined in, "We'll miss you guys too".
"Double-D, I'd just like to say something to you that I've wanted to say for years" said Eddy.
"That's ok Eddy, you already said a lot when we did the movie" said Edd.
"Well, I want to say this, of all the things that have happened to us… I'd like to blame you and Jonny" said Eddy as Edd slaps himself in the face in degust.
"So Slappy, do you have anything to say" asked Rose.
"Oh come on Rose, you guys should all know this is just temporary, we'll be out any second" said Slappy.
"What makes you say that" asked Rose.
Just at that second, the bars to everyone's cells open up and an alarm goes off "Alert…Alert…Prisoner have escape…Prisoner have escape!!!
Everyone then looks around in confusion, only to except it and start to walk out.
"Mom, are you feeling ok" asked Dorothy.
"I'll live, listen, I'm sorry if scared you back there" said Sophia.
"It's ok honey, I'm just glad that were all ok, for now, and that I'm your favorite" said Dorothy.
"What are you talking about favorite" said Sophia.
"Well you said it back there" said Dorothy.
"Please, what favorite, are you kidding, I thought we were going to die, I mean really, favorite, come on" said Sophia.
"Come on Double-D, let's go" shouted Eddy.
"I'm coming Eddy, just helping out some who may not be able to get out" said Edd.
"Like who" said Eddy just as they heard a crash and water splashing.
"Oh No, You people need a new toilet" said Lula, "come Steve let's go find you some milk", "I LIKE MILK" shouted Crazy Steve.
"Ok I'll wake up Papa Nicolas" said Edd, "Papa Nicolas, Papa Nicolas, wake up, it's time to…" Papa Nicolas then punches Edd in the face knocking him out, and starts laughing whale walking towards the door "Nice try, Germen, USA! USA!! USA!!!" he shouted as he ran out the door.
Meanwhile back in Doom's study.
"What, how could you idiots let them get out" shout Doom.
The head Weasel pleaded "It wasn't us sir, some of the Stormtroopers were having problems in the lower levels and…" he was then lifted from the ground, and was pull over to another chair as if being strangled to the face of Darth Sidious, "Listen here you pathetic little minuscule, I don't care if these guys are the Terminator, I want them done away with or our plan will be all for not and you will be in a puddle of DIP"
Doom then cuts in "You've made your point, Sidious, release him."
"As you wish" said Sidious.
Doom then assured them "They will not get far, I assure you, it's time to bring in the Special Forces"