WOW! This came out fast!
~Juliet
Disclaimer: I don't own Google, Slavic, Dawn, IM, EBay, Arabic, the name Zora, the word Spazzed, Demi, Sterling, Brandon, Doug, Allisyn, or Zora Lancaster (Did I list everything?)
Anybody out there know what 'Zora' means?
Because today, Tawni was rubbing it in my face that she knows what her name means.
It just means Golden Brown.
And that is how I like my homemade bread.
And I DON'T want to eat Tawni.
So…what does MY name mean?
To Google!
…..
Ok! Here it is!
Gender: Female (I already knew that!)
Origin: Slavic ( Note To Self: Go to the library after work! Learn what 'Slavic' is!)
Meaning: Dawn (Now that is what I wanted to know! Note To Self Again: Go rub it in Tawni's face later.)
Ok. Sorry about that.
That's not what you came here for.
(At least I don't think so.)
You came for your questions to be answered.
So let's get to it!
Starting with Ally117 again.
Don't you think that your name should be All-e. Because really, why did the English language make the 'Y' have a 'E' sound.
Question number 1
Did Chad ever say anything about his kiss with Selena Gomez?
Hmm…not really.
Just that he wishes it was Sonny and all….you know…the normal.
Question number 2
Is Sonny keeping in contact with Selena Gomez?
Yeah. Through IM.
Selena is giving Sonny 'Secretly' Chad tips.
And not in money wise just to let you know.
Question number 3
Out of all the So Random Cast, who is your role model?(Who do you look up to?)
The Camera Guy.
I mean really.
He has to hold a camera all day and he never gets a thank you.
Just a 'Hey Phil, get me a donut.' 'My name is Mike!' 'Whatever, just get me my darn donut!'
Or a 'You forgot to turn on the camera on, you nimrod.'
And even a 'Your so not in the BRFFAIYSWWKYB movement. You're boring.'
Ok. I said that, but give me a break.
Question number 4
Friends with Grady and Nico?
TRUE!
Yep. But we prank each other. Is that good enough?
Ok. squirrel lord, you're up.
Can you like control Squirrel's minds or something?
Question number 5
How much do you guys get paid?
That is 'Guys' and Marshall's business. Not yours.
What are you going to steal me money?
Question number 6
Is Chad gay?
I hope your squirrels turn against you!
Because you really asking Zora, an 11 year old girl that.
If you were talking about gay as in happy, then I'd say 'Sure!'
But I think I know what you were thinking when you wrote this question.
You probably want me to say:
'Oh yeah, Chad is gay! So gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!'
Well I'm NOT gonna!
I say FALSE!
Goodbye Mr. squirrel lord and your squirrel friends too!
Next question!
Come on down, KSpazzed!
Dude, I googled your name.
K means 'without particular interest'
Spazzed means 'Someone who hasn't slept in over 24 hours.'
And I say 'STAYING UP OVER 24 HOURS IS NOT INTERESTING!'
Don't go crazy on me! See a doctor! That's my advice.
Now your questions….
Question number 7
Zora, are you secretly a superhero?
Superhero never revels themselves.
Maybe TRUE!
Maybe FALSE!
Ha.
Question number 8
Tawni secretly owns polyester pants, doesn't she?
TRUE!
And a polyester shirt too. She doesn't even know!
She blames James. I blame EBay. (Big liars. The shirt was NOT silk. Good thing Tawni stupid enough to not know.)
Question number 9
What's the most diva-y thing Chad has ever done?
Simple.
He wouldn't show up to a four year old girl's birthday party because the cake wasn't chocolate. (Wimp.)
Ok. Sami. Your turn!
Did you know that your name is…. Gender: Male Origin: Arabic Meaning: All Hearing
(Sorry if you're a girl)
Question number 10
Does Chad ever act like a normal person or is he always a pompous jerk?
Define normal….
Question number 11
Chad obviously likes Sonny but does Sonny like Chad back?
Ah, that my friend, we must wait a find out about. I'm not telling.
(She SO does.)
Question number 12
Last question of the day.
Lucky you, Sami! You get to be last!
Besides you, who all knows, that Chad is in love with Sonny? Does anyone suspect?
Hmm…I could name them.
Zora. (Of course)
Tawni (That girl knows love)
Grady (I told him.)
Nico (Grady told him.)
Portlyn (I had to explain it to her s l o w ly.)
Brenda (She's the lunch lady.)
Bernie (My snake)
Chad's diary (Its is bold letters 'I love Sonny' Could Chad be more stupid?)
The trash man (He found a paper with 'I love Chad' on it like 1,000 times.)
Sterling (Chad's friend)
Demi (Sonny's friend)
Tiffany (Tawni's friend)
Brandon (Nico's friend)
Doug (Grady's friend)
Allisyn (My friend)
Should I go on?
Na. I'm boring you.
I have a 'No-boring-people-rule' (Because of the movement. Ha! Ha!)
So I'll be gone.
Till next time…
Till I get more questions…
And…
Till I write another chapter because you guys are giving me more questions
faster then I can type!
That last sentence is so true! But I'm not conplainting. Ha Ha! Next chapter will be out tomorrow or the day after that or the day after that! Just to let you know!
REVIEW or Zora's snake will come after you!
