Did you miss Zora?
Did you miss me?
Zora and I are back from are 'Story Vacation'!
Well Enjoy!
Dedicated To:
My computer.
My keyboard.
My mouse.
My ceiling.
~Juliet
Why does Tawni's phone have to be pink?!
PINK!!!
And she likes changes her ring-tone every HOUR!
It annoys me like crazy.
Today was even WORSE!
Because she changed it to:
'Tis is Tawni. Tis is Tawni. Tis is Tawni Town.'
What kind of word is 'TIS'!?!
And to top it all off,
she got a new boyfriend named Tacio.
Sounds like Taco to me.
I wonder if his hair is lettuce.
And his eyes are tomatoes.
And if his mouth is made of hot sauce.
ANYWAYS,
I was so tired of Taco calling so I stole the phone and
when Taco called I told him that, Tawni was taking a
three month vacation to Australia to see her fiance
named Baro.
He told me some very mean things.
ANYWAYS,
I'm going to put the phone is Chad pocket and keep on calling it.
So as we watch, time for Q and A's!
Starting with
sonnycentral
Wait. !here is a central detention camp called Sonny? Well I bet it is not Sonny!
Question number 1
If you were stuck in an elevator for a few hours, who would you most want to be stuck with? Sonny, Tawni, Nico, Grady, or Chad?
Hmm....Well let see the advantages.
Sonny......I'd be happy.
Tawni.....I'd be drowning in her tears.
Nico......I'd get to know the Nico secrets.
Grady.....I would never eat cheese again.
Chad.....I'd want to slap him.
I'd go with Sonny.
Question number 2
What is your favorite fried food?
Pancake Puppies.
I love them!
With the sugar that is bad for you!
Its the best!
Heeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeesssssss abtagle!!!!!!!
Oooooooooo. Your the one that doesn't like criticism. MEANIE!
Question number 3
Would you wish for more wishes if you were given one wish?
No. Because that is so cheesy.
Question number 4
Do you own an ipod?
Yes. And I doesn't have music on it.
Just jokes. :D
Question number 5
What's Twidark about?
Don't get me started........but ok!
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Warnings to Twidark Fans!
The words below may be insulting to the young and the elderly.
And to all the Mrs. Cullen's and Mrs. Masen's.
And I'm talking to you Mrs. Amanda Masen
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It is about a girl named Pella.
Who is completely weird.
That fells in love with a Lampire named Wdward.
And Wdward is a big idiot in the second book Mo Noon.
He was just thinking of himself.
And....WHAT THE HECK MAKING HIM SOOOO CUTE?!
Which is completely stupid.
Why fell for a Lampire?
They could kill whenever they wanted too!
I'd marry a zombie before a Lampire.
I'm team.....
Consummately Nix!
Who's with me!??!
Uh......
first your going to have to know what I mean.
Question number 6
How long is this piece of string?
Oooooo.....I read that book!
Moving on.....
Hi xoxMusicalxox!
Xox to you too!
Question number 7
What was your favorite sketch so far on SO RANDOM?
Annoying girl.
Question number 8
Could we read another extract from Chad's Diary please?
*sigh* Yes. But what is with you people and reading others diaries......
Dear Mini Chad,
I don't know how 'C.I.C' got put all over the Internet.
What does it even mean!?
It was Little Random.
I know its not good to blame people.
SHUT UP!
UGH!
Little Random did it.
I'm going to my lawyer later, and sue her.
I don't care if she is a kid Lawyer!
She's going down.
She is a bad lawyer.
She and her stupid Catch Fraze.
Well I got to go.
Have to comb my hair.
UGH!
Why do I keep hearing
'Tis is Tawni'!!!!!
Who is even Tawni!!?
Love the all amazing,
Chad Dylan Cooper
Your crazy, Chad.
You and your trash-talking diary.
Moving on...
Good Morning, elizabeth567.
Where you the Elizabeth the Statler Brothers were talking about?
Question number 9
Would you rather go sky diving or cliff diving?
Cliff diving?
Cliff dive? COOL!
I'll do that!
Hmmm....Mrs. Amanda Rose
HA! HA! The power of Zora! Who is this lucky Mr. Rose. I want to laugh at him.
Question number 10
Since Sonny's not 'Banned' have you thought of asking her to help you prank the Falls cast?
TRUE!
I have.
But Sonny is to much of good girl.
Question number 11
What would you do if Tawni Town was real?
Take a hairy guy with a hot dog to Tawni Town.
That's make all the Tawniians run for dear life.
Question number 12
How long do you think you'll be doing this fanfic?
I DON'T KNOW!
You people are like 9 year olds wanting to know where babies come from!
I keep answering till you guys run out of reviews or I get fired.
You tell me.
Yo Squirrel lord
Can your squirrel like speak English? What about Spanish?!
Question number 13
Does chad dance with other inanimate objects?
TRUE!
his fork,
comb,
shoes,
phone,
And I think air too. :)
Now SapahAsianChick
Her review said: Zora, answer these or you shall DIE! Mwahahaha! xD
WHAT!??! Copy-Chicken!
Question number 14
Who do you like better: Sonny or Mandy?
Sonny.
I'm not an idiot.
Question number 15
How old were you when you first started acting?
Since birth.
I 'acted' like I was mad.
Question number 16
You guys said you discovered sonny on a funny webshow: what did she do that was so funny?
She tripped over a banana. *acting*
Hola XXdreamerXgirlXX
You know, you really shouldn't take all the credit of dreaming. I'm sure that every buddy reading this has had a dream! So bad off!
Question number 17
If you had to pick one idea to get sonny and chad together, what would you do?
Hang them upside down from the ceiling till they tell.
Then they can be in the hospital together. :)
Hallo Ms. Bhavana331!
Bhavana do you dream? Because I think XXdreamerXgirlXX is being spoiled.
Question number 18
Did Sonny confront Chad angrily after you told her he would rather dance with a mop than her?
TRUE!
She went and told him that he was a jerk.
And Chad didn't even know what she was mad about today.
Question number 19
If she did, what was their conversation?
Hi Chad!
Hey Sonny? What are you doing in my dressing room?
Your a jerk.
Uh.....thank you?
You mind as well dance with Tawni.
What are you talking about?
ZORA!!
She thought I lied.
Question number 20
Have you ever found anyone else in the vents?
FALSE!
Sadly no.
Why don't you come a join me?
Question number 21
If you found a portal to Narnia in the vents, would you tell Grady? Since that seems to be his obsession?
Oh no way!
It's mine!
Buenas Noches, Frocked.
Do you still love rocks?
Question number 22
Are you tired of Channy?
TRUE!
Why do you think I made this story?!
Oh and
P.S.
It is Sonhad.
Question number 23
Whats your favorite animal?
a dillheady.
Because don't they look so cool!
Question number 24
What does your parents do?
Uh....live.
Question number 25
What shampoo do you use?
A lot of different ones.
Greetings, Nameuscool!
Who is 'us'
Question number 26
Has chad ever try to top you pranks?
He has. But can't. :)
Question number 27
Have you ever read a the book called the clique?
TRUE!
Its stupid.
but I loved it.
Question number 28
What was the last song you got stuck in your head?
'I Gotta Feeling'
...
Evil Black-Eyed Peas
And I hate thous peas anyways!
Question number 29
What is the most annoying song you've ever heard?
'Beat it'
By Michael Jackson
It making me want to beat the CD player.
After he died, I have been hearing his songs 24 hours a day at home!
My parents are huge fans.
Now HorseAndArtFreak
So does that mean you like scream when you see a horse?
Question number 30
Can I punch Chad in the face? Because I really, really want too!
Uh.....sure!
Go to his dressing room and ask him if he wants fruit punch. :)
Question number 31
What's your favorite band?
I'd go with....
Santana
Because I just love to say that name.
Moving On...
SterlingIsMyKnight is here.
You do know your name is really Sterlingismyknight, right?
Question number 32
Did you ever think of sticking Chad in a room full of dogs and puppies?
TRUE!
of course.
But I'd just have to make sure he doesn't have anything on him.
Question number 33
Does Chad have a secret room with Sonny's pictures? (It's not the same question as last time it's switched around)
Yes. I know it is not the same question.
And Yes he does.
Moving on.....
And....
We are done for the day.
*Chad walks into the cafeteria.*
'Tis is Tawni! Tis is Tawni! Tis is Tawni Town!'
Chad says...
'Where is that coming from!?'
*Tawni walks into the Cafeteria.*
'Tis is Tawni. Tis is Tawni. Tis is Tawni Town!'
Tawni says...
'You took my phone, Chad!'
*Tawni flicks Chad*
'Ouch! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?'
'For taking my phone!'
'But I don't even have your phone.'
*Tawni takes the phone out of Chad's pocket, slaps him, and walks away.*
Having a bad day I see, Chad.
'LITTLE RANDOM!'
Well see you later.
Did you like it?!
Sorry if there is mistakes. I have a headache and don't want to edit it. :(
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