How Ben got his name
Yoda: Obi-Wan you are and Obi-Wan you always will be.
Kenobi: But Master, shouldn't I use some other name? To hide?
Yoda: And Ben Kenobi will fool anyone? Evil are the Sith, not stupid.
Kenobi: *mutters* At least no one will make fun of me any more. What kind of name is Obi-Wan Kenobi anyway? Sounds like a Calamari dessert or maybe a rock band. And who was the idiot to give me such a ridiculous name in the first place?
Yoda: Idiot, I am not.
Kenobi: I should kept my birth name, Engelbert Humperdink. That was a name with character.
Yoda: Gave it up you did when the younglings kept calling you Dinky. Want you to be called Dinky once more?
Kenobi: *shuddering* No, no, that's quite all right. I bow to your greater wisdom.
Yoda: And well you should... Dinky.
Kenobi: *mutters to himself* Damn troll.
Yoda: Heard that I did.