Thanks for clicking 'True or False'! Get ready for the randomness!

Woo!

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Dedicated to Alyssa and Kelly-They got me to write this, and if I didn't, they'd bug me to death.....You girls rock!

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~Juliet

'MISSING GNOME NAMED MR. NOME'

'Has orange hair, pink shirt, and green pants.'

'A 1 cent reward!'

'Last Seen: At the So Random Prop House'

'Please contact Zora Lancaster'

' (510) Fish-4-Grady-And-Monkeys-4-Nico'

What a stupid phone number!

It freaks me out!

Its weird what is spells out!

But anyways......

SOMEBODY GNOMENAPPED MR. NOME!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Screams*

THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

*Cries*

Poor Mr. Nome.

Mrs. Nome is really sad too.

And Nomely Nome Jr.

*Gets Angry*

CHAD STOLE HIM!

I know it!

I shall get him back!

*Runs to Chad's dressing room and sets up a net and a mirror and comb as a base*

NOW....I shall wait.

Hit it...Jeopardy theme music!

*Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do*

........

I'm bored.

Questions?

Well...sonnyandchadluv shall go first.

Mostly because I think they are going to kill me.

Because Who uses the word "Luv"!!

I mean really?

Doesn't this review scare you:

'c#ap you still haven't answered my questions!!'

Well......SO-RRY Miss/Mr. Pushy.

But I couldn't find your review!

Moving on....

(A/N: Sorry sonnyandchadluv! I didn't mean to NOT answer your questions. But I seriously couldn't find them. :'( )

Hola Ally117!

Were you born in 11/7? Or 1/17?

Question number 1

Had Chad ever TRIED to Crunk Dance?

Yep!

Question number 2

If so...Did he succeed?

Heck No!

Question number 3

If no, you ever told Chad that Sonny loves guys that Crunk Dance?

You are amazing, my friend!

I shall tell him later, after he gets out of his net...if he does! *evil laugh*

Where now on air with Zoezora!

So your are the number one fan of Zora, right?

Question number 4

What would you do if you sent a letter you your friend's brother saying:

Dear person named (Insert name here),

You don't know me but I know you! I know you work for the CIA! And I want you to tell them that they suck and tell the government that they really suck bus's. I want your shrink machine! And your pink troll doll? Along with your harpoon!

Signed the person that don't know that will become your worst nightmare

Zoezora! You are like the next Zora that will carry on the Zora ways!

Question number 5

Do you like that I changed my name to Zoezora?

Sure!

Now I don't feel like your a big stocker. :)

Hey Sami!

Sam Sam Sam Sam! Didn't Jaylor Mwift write a song about someone named Sam? HEY! IS THAT SAM YOU?!

Question number 6

Your name is so unique. What does it mean and where did it come from?

Flattering will get you nowhere!

BUT.....

It is from the Slavic origin and it means "Dawn" *Smiles*

Question number 7

Do people ever wonder how you became unsual?

Nah...this just have to meet my parents and then they would know why.

Good Internet, lonelyWINGS

Someone REALLY needs to get thous WINGS a friend!

Question number 8

Have you ever been kissed?

Does a dog count?

Or a snake?

Or Halloway?

Question number 9

Do you prefer Chad or thous Jonases?

..I dunno...all four are conceited...

Question number 10

Why does Sonny have a MOO ringtone on her cell phone?

She didn't homesick a lot.

Question number 11

Lets say Sonny never existed, would you believe Chad is gay?

Define gay.......

Rawr to RawrrStar

Tell the Stars I said 'Rawrr", ok?

Question number 12

Are you sick of all these questions about Sonny and Chad?

Yeah....but over time, I just get use to it.

Question number 13

Will you be pranking Tawni on your prank show?

Yep!

Tonight I am!

We are going to break her mirrors with hammers!

Yay

Hiya, Jonzeygirl!

Let me guess...your a fan girl of the Jonas Brothers.

Question number 14

Has Sonny ever read Chad's journal entries?

Nope.

If she had, then they'd be together.

Because ALL Chad's entries at least have Sonny's name in it once!

Dance aways, dothepepperminttwist

I'm a master at the peppermint twist! I challenge you! *Da-Da-Dumm*

Question number 15

Do you know the muffin man?

*Starts singing*

'Oh do you know the muffin man,

the muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh do you know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane!

Oh yes, I know the muffin man,

the muffin man, the muffin man.

Oh yes, I know th muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane!'

...Well maybe I don't know him...*Frowns*

But do you?

If so...have him text me! :P

Flop for Frocked!

Dekcorf! haha!

Question number 16

Do Chad ever seem kinda...randomish?

Totally! Random is pretty for him!

But.....NO IT IS NOT!

:)

Question number 17

Don't you think its hilarious how Chad hates comedy but he show is full is hilarious-Drama filled?

YESSSSSS!

He show is so stupidly dumb and funny how he acts so drama-like!

Yo Luke Smith Rox Meh Socks!

So...Your name is Luke Smith, you rox and your Meh socks?.........werido.

Question number 18

If you could between a dragon or endless laffy taffy, what would you chose?

A Dragon of course.

I'd name him Draggison.

Or Draggette for a girl.

Question number 19

If you didn't stay an actress, then what would you be when you grow up?

A Super Monkey underwater!

With a straw!

....Don't judge me! :P

Question number 20

What you you prefer: Hamburgers or Hot Dogs?

Hamburgers.

I don't want to eat something that has the word "Dog" in it!!

What's it to ya, CantlivewithoutHarryPotter?!

There is a ' between Can and t needed.

Question number 21

Can you give us a summary of Harry Potter?

Sure....why not.

Its about a boy named Jarry Wotter.

Who is so conceited about who he is.

And always saves the day.

He also where these old glasses that make him look like a nomb.

His two friends are in love and he never lets them be together.

He has a weird thing on it forehead that is weird and he is so fake when to comes to having powers!

Question number22

Can you give us another Wizard of Oz based sketch?

NO!

Question number 23

Speaking of that, did Sharona ever blog again?

Of course!

Question number 24

Who is your favorite geico person, the caveman, the gecko, or the monkey with eyes.

The Gecko

I want an actsent like that!

Question number 25

Did you know that the world's largest lawn gnome is 13 feet?

YES!

I am a member of the 'Save The Gnome Foundation'! (A/N:Thanks for the idea, Sydney *XXdreamerXgirlXX*)

Why Wouldn't I know that?!

Question number 26

Did you ever hear of the Allie Finkle's rules for girls series?

No....And I don't think I want to.

Uh...Hi ......

Dude! I say go to city hall and change your name!

Question number 27

Has anyone ever called Chad 'Chad Cooper'?

Yep.

Question number 28

And is his middle name really Dylan?

Yep!

Question number 29

What does CDC stand for?

Coins Dipped Chocolate

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'Hey look! A free mirror and comb'

*Beeb-Beeb-Beeb*

'LITTLE RANDOOOOMMMMM!!!!!'

Chad! Where is my Mr. Nome!

'Your what?'

*Sigh* My gnome

'Why should I tell you?!'

Because your in a net and I could strave you to death.....

'In my closet.'

Thanks!

*Opens closet and grabs Mr. Nome*

PEACE OUT CHAD!

*And runs out Chad's dressing room*

'LITTLE RANDOOOOMMMMMM!'

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I always win, don't I?

I just love the ending! :)

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Don't be mad if there is grammar or spelling mistakes...I didn't correct it. :P

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REVIEW or Chad will steal YOUR Mr. Nome!

*Evil Laugh*