I know....I know......
I've heard the story about how I have disappeared and died before.....
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This chapter took me like FOREVER.....*Cough*Cough*3 Hours *Cough*
~Juliet
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Disclaimer: Nope! :)
Have you ever thought about how cool hamsters are?
I mean...REALLY!
They are like mini humans.
Fluffy/Hairy humans for that matter.
But I'm sure we'd find a lot of 'Human Hamsters'
...If we all got people of the species 'Grady'
to walk around with their shirts off.....
YUCK!
GROSS!
I did NOT need that image in my head.
Note to self:
Never EVER let Grady play a hobo in a sketch
EVER again......
UGH!
....But anyways....
Back on the talk about hamsters...
They are so cute!....
But....
Chad hates hamsters!
...If you are in the
BRFFAIYSWWKYB.....
then you will know that today is a holiday!
'Scare Your Classmates/co-workers/enemies Day!'
And yes.....
I will be scaring the falls.
They all seem to have a disorder of Hamsters....
Weird as it sounds.....
But I will be putting all my
1,000 male hamsters
and
2,000 female hamsters
in the Falls Hang-out
while the falls
are getting their
feet waxed.....
UGH!.....
So I shall just wait in my vent
with my bag of hamster food
and
Milk.
(Don't say a word about my food choices, O.K.!)
So....
shall I say...
Ask Away?
Heeeeeerrrrreeeee'sssss Jonzeygirl
Jonas fan, eh?
Question number 1
When do you think Chad will be single again?
....Don't even THINK about asking me to hook you up with him.
Question number 2
Does Chad actually like the Jonas Brothers?
....TRUE!
Yep...He sure does.
I think he's has a Joe poster in his dressing room.
Question number 3
Does he secretly like Zac Efron movies?
OF COURSE he does.
TRUE!
Will anybody else ever learn to not believe Chad?!
Question number 4
How many times a day does Chad look in the mirror?
I'd say about AT LEAST 28 times
BEFORE lunch time.
24QueenMo 24/7! ...Haha! I crack myself out.
All hail Queen Mo!
Question number 5
How did she know Dakota Condor was evil before anybody else did?
Because!........
I can see behind thous cute little girl eyes!.....
Mahahahaha!
Remarkable UnmistakablyAlice!
Are you sure that your NOT Alice?
Question number 6
Have you ever thought of forging a letter from Mr Condor to the cast of Mackenzie falls getting them to do stupid stuff?
......Woo....
....Wow...
Long question.
TRUE!
I have done that before.
I got Portlyn to drink 10 jars of pickle juice.
And Chad to dance around the So Random set once....
I said in the letter that having him do that was a Egyptian way
to say your better......
Question number 7
Have you ever thought of telling Chad that Sonny has a thing for bald guys?
Ha!
FALSE!
I'm totally telling him that....
You, question people, have a lot of good ideas!
Music girl, xoxMusicalxox
Mus I Cal.....
Question number 8
Chad once gave Sonny a signed framed photo of himself as a gift, if Sonny was to give Chad a gift, what do YOU think she'd give him?
Another long question....
Ok...
Well.....
She would give him something that will make Chad feel guilty.
Like....
A box of all the arguments they have had.
A box of chocolates.
Flowers.
A plane ticket to the country of Chad
A 'When We First Met' book
A picture she drew of Chad. (She's got a lot of them.)
Shoes.
Stickers (She is trying to get rid of all of her stickers.)
Books. (And thous chick flick ones.)
And maybe
JUST MAYBE
A signed picture of her.
Now for a person named ........
...Go change your name, K? You can do that in U.S...But I don't know where you live....
Question number 9
Are Nico and Grady gay?
....Heck...I dunno
Get a life dude, don't judge them....
Question number 10
Does Chad really wear a wig?
...When I shave his head....
*Blows on nails*
Hello Fluffness
Now THAT is a person that knows the greatness of Hamsters!
Question number 11
Is there a training academy or something that I could go to to learn how to have all your awesome spy skills?
Of Course!
TRUE!
But were spies!
....So its a secret!
So
Sssh!
Question number 12
Could you teach me?
TRUE!
I am the founder of the academy anyways...
Come to my house...
around 11:30 a.m. tomorrow morning.....
And we'll talk.....
The code word is
'See'
Question number 13
And why are Chad and Sonny constantly in denial?
Its a life circle.......
How is Zoezora?!
Your not going to be one of thous stalker fans, right? Or crazy fan?
Question number 14
Are you a very good artist?
TRUE!
Wait till you see the picture I drew of Grady and Nico in a giant world......
Question number 15
Do you like to eat Nutella?
...FALSE!
... I eat
'Raisinella'
I love me some Raisins!
Well peanut butter....
Could you get me some Zoezora?
You are my #1 fan anyways?
....At least you say you are...
Question number 16
Would you ever fill Chad's dressing room with a bunch of bouncy balls.......
So when he opens the door a wave of them come crashing down on him?
TRUE!
Been there....Done that!
*Smiles and thinks of the past storm of bouncy balls*
Question number 17
Do you have a dart board?
TRUE!
With the Falls on its!
Question number 18
What is Bernie doing right now?
I think Bernie is hanging out with Tawni's lipstick....
He told me that their dating.....
Ha!
Question number 19
What would you do if you ran your own country?
Get everybody to wear shoes on their heads....
You know...... the normal thing to do....
Hola Channy-Obsessed
Somebody really needs to specialize in nursing people like you....
Question number 20
Could you tell us what actually happened when Chad confronted Sonny about that poem?
Umm.....Maybe....
Lets just say that Chad got SO uncomfortable.....
And told her....
Sonny totally give him a kiss on the cheek...
and just said 'Me too.'
And she got a big smile...
That's really all that happened there....
But....I think they are having secret dates....
From my sources....(Connie Monroe)
(Chad's email)
(Chad's diary)
.....
Question number 21
And whats the sweetest thing you've ever heard chad say about Sonny?
Well if you mean
sweet as in candies and those kind of things....
Then.....
'Sonny looks like a cute lollipop today.'
That was in his diary...
I'm surprised that him and Mini Chad agreed on something.
Frocked!
Frock of Ducks are on your door step!
Question number 22
Who's your hero?
Michel Lotito....
Don't know who he is?
Look him up and I will tell you who got it right in the next chapter.
:)
Question number 23
Do you think Kanye West is a nub?
TRUE!
And that is plain and simple.
Moving on....
Question number 24
So... how are you?
Great! Thanks for asking!
People need to ask that more.
Question number 25
Have you ever tried spray painting the Mackenzie Falls studio? And by that I mean Chad's stuff.
TRUE!
Pink!
I think he still has some pink shoes and socks...
I'm thinking about going again.
Wanta come?
Now Channy4ever343
And NO I will not pretend that it is 'Zoraisthebest'
Question number 26
Is is weird sometimes being the youngest actor on So Random and pretty much in the studio altogether?
Nah!
It makes me special special.
Question number 27
Is Chad as insecure as he seems but tries to hide?
TRUE!
Of course!
Question number 28
Why do you think the reason is that Chad and Sonny are so in denial about their relationship?
How many times who people have to ask that?
Ok, lifeisweirdbutawesome
At least somebody understands me!
Question number 29
Do you like my new penname?
Yep...People can't always can't live without Harry Potter
*Hint*Hint*
Question number 30
Do you ever read other fanfictions?
FALSE!
I got better things to do in my life.
Question number 31
Do you have any stuffed animals?
Yep. Many
Question number 32
Would you ever name your pet after a fictional character?
TRUE!
Who wouldn't?!
Question number 33
Have you ever worn a dress?
I have in the past......
Question number 34
Did you think Gassie was a cute dog when she wasn't farting?
Of course!
But Grady disagrees....YIKES!
Question number 35
Which one of the parodies of Jingle Bells do you like best:
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an egg batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away
jingle bells mermaid man smells banacle boy laid an egg the invisibile boat mobile lost a wheel and the dirty bubble got away
jingle bells harry smells hermione laid an egg had another kid and voldemort got away
jingle bells edward smells bella can suck a egg the cullens died and jacob ranaway?
...
Aye Yei Yei....
Ok umm.....
The second one sometimes...
And the other one on Mondays.
Question number 36
Do you like aeropastale?
...
Eh?
Question number 37
Do you like pokemon?
Ha...
Poke my mom! Get it?
...Ok umm....
Yes.
Question number 38
What was your favorite nick jr and playhouse disney show when you were little?
Blue's Prints! Ha!
You know that's not really what it's called, right?
Question number 39
Did you ever eat a dog treat just to find out why dogs like them so much?
Why do you think I'm eating hamster food?!
We all are living things, we can all eat the same, right?
TRUE!
Yep I have!
Question number 40
Were you mad when you had to get wet for the Gassie sketch?
It wasn't THAT big of a deal, you know.
Question number 41
Was the wig you wore in annoying girl itchy?
YYYYES!!
They found it in the basement of Nico's house.
Question number 42
Does Murphy the security guard like you,Sonny or Tawni?
....Yep pretty much.....
....
....
...
*Sigh*
Man! People and their questions...
Ok...Now count to five.
1
2
3
4
5
'!!!!!!!!!'
Goes the Portlyn Girl
'AHHHHHHHGHGHHHHHHHEHHHHHH!!!!'
The Chad master
...Where are the other falls members?!
'!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Wait.....
Found them!
....
I think I will leave my hamsters in their for the night
....
Ok....
Happy Scare your classmates/co-workers/enemies Day!
...
Have a good day.
Oh and
Chad?
dothepepperminttwist wanted me to tell you something.....
She wants you to know that she is going to hate you
and that she
knows the muffin man
AND
will kill you at the peppermint twist!
...
...Now I can't beat the goodbye.....
3,369 words of yawns and clicking back and front from the review page to my document page......
Well....
I hope you guys liked it!
I worked out!
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Don't yell at me if there are mistakes, K!
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REVIEW or the Hamsters will no longer be fluffy!