O.K...
So here is the deal guys.
I think this will be the second to the last chapter.
The last chapter will be published the day this STORY was published.
...Anyways...
This took my about 5 days.
I started the first day, didn't do anything for the next 3 days, then finished it the 4th days by trying to write it twice in a days.
This story tires me out.
But I LOVE it!
~Juliet
Disclaimer: Haven't I said it a lot already?
Okay.
So everybody is going crazy about Glee
I know?
Why would they?
Who would want to watch a show,
with people having hand L's on their forehead!
Well...
I give you one guess...
...
...
You are right!
CHAD!
I swear,
I heard him sing
'Take A Bow',
From the vents.
...At least I think that is what the song's called...
Anyways...
He was singing, and dancing so hard...
That he broke his foot.
And now he's trying to cover it.
So if Chad asks you for an ice-cube...
Just laugh!
And say its from me.
So now I tricked Chad into signing up for Track.
So since he wants to be prefect, he's lying about his foot.
Lets watch, shall we?
Questions while we wait?
Hey Sonny days!
Ha! Its summer...prefect timing!
Question number 1
What is the strangest thing you've seen from spying on people from the vents?
Tawni smelling her toes?
Jonzeygirl
Hey..Have you heard the Jonas Brothers new song 'L.A. Baby'...Yeah all they say is the title of the song...Must not have gone to school.
Question number 2
Are you sure I can't have a date with Chad?
...Why would you want too...
Your already fainting at Jonas concerts.
Question number 3
Have you been to Canada?
Oh yes...
I was there when I watched the Olympics.
Question number 4
Can you sing the Jonas Brothers song, Fly With Me, for us?
Eh...You asked for it.
But only a few verses.
'If time was still the moon would always, always find us.
We could have a blackout up in the sky tonight,
I would see the evil in your eyes,
And I'd leave it all behind.
If its you for pie forever,
If its you and pie right now,
That'd be delicious, be delicious'
...*Cough*Cough*, haven't sang since Christmas...
Now may I move on...
Gee...Thanks
Question number 5
How do you Holloway doesn't like girls with fluffy hamsters?
...Who do you think your asking?
Dr. Phil...Who has to think about it?
Question number 6
Does Chad use contact lenses to make his eyes sparkle?
...No...People who see it, are in love with him.
He's sees it too...So yeah.
Yo Adoxagraphy Angelus!
Wait...So is that the name of your dog?
Question number 7
Why is Chad so conceited?
Well it started when he was 3 years old...
Living with a mother who loved mirrors...
Question number 8
Why did you learn to be come so awesomely awesome?
Haha! Its a gift! *Wink!*
Hello chibee23
Question number 9
Can we see another page of Chad's diary?
What's the password...?
...Fine
Dear Mini Chad,
Ok...So yesterday my T.V, wasn't working,
So I tried to fix it, and the T.V. fell on my foot.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M LYING?
How could you?
AND I thought we were FRIENDS?
MINI CHAD, could you AT LEAST let me shine for a minute?
What do you mean you let me shine all the time!
How are YOU better then ME?
YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOU ACT FOR ME?
No! I will not let you stop doing that!
I'm NOT controlling you!
Fine...THEN LEAVE...
...Wait no...Come back Mini Chad...
Can I finished my story...Thanks. :)
So now its broken,
And this guy came and told me the my track meet is tomorrow.
So I must go, because I'm perfect!
I AM TOO PERFECT!
GRRR!
Mini Chad...Just go shopping like you said you would...
Love,
Chad Dylan Cooper
...
Chad and Mini Chad are like an old married couple...
Question number 10
Where are you born?
...In a place...At a time
Question number 11
Besides Chad, does anybody else in the studio like Sonny?
...Oh yeah...Most of the extras.
Hey I'mComplicatedButSimple!
REALLY? You ARE? ME TOO! But Simple rhymes with Pimple...Yuck!
Question number 12
How was your day?
Oh fine...Thanks!
I was busy counting how many same popcorn twins,
Grady and Nico were missing! :)
Question number 13
Can you read us something from Chad's diary please? I'm give you a virtual cookie!
...I'll take the cookie,
but I already read one of the diary entries today.
But I'll tell you what...I'll read you his to-do list from yesterday
Chaddy's To-Do List!
1. Eat puddling
2. Find my pink blanket
3. Practice counting to 10
4. Calling the limo driver, and fire him
5. Yell at the homeless dog
6. Laugh at Gradyson & Nicoloas
7. Play Leap Frog
8. Go to the beach
9. Dance
...
Question number 14
Where is your dressing room?
In the unknown...
Question number 15
What color would you dye your color if you had to?
Red...
It reminds me of chili.
Hi Hi UnmistakablyAlice
So do you like not make mistakes?...
Question number 16
Who would be more upset if they lost there hair-Chad or Tawni?
...Tawni...
She'd sue you if something happened to it!
...Trust me...I know... :(
Question number 17
How much would it cost you to wear a dress?
I dunno...
Make me a offer
Question number 18
Have you ever thought about putting laxitives in the McKenzie Falls food,
so Chad and the other McKenzie Falls cast always have to go to the toliet,
then did you put an out-of-order on the bathroom door?
...OHHHHHHH
I should do that!
They have an episode finale coming soon, so that would be a perfect time!
Yo HarryFan94
I know of a club for people that like being Hairy. I think you should join, if you are a true fan.
Question number 19
What is your favorite sketch?
...The Spider & Girl sketch!
...I got to step on Nico!
Question number 20
What is the worse thing you'd ever done to the falls?
Burn it down?
What's up Zoezora!
Hey Zoezora...Your zipper's down!...Ha! That is because your name starts with Z. Only the lucky ones get a name with the letter Z.
Question number 21
Do you hide candy in your boots?
No...No...No...
I hide candy in the vents...
DUH!
Question number 22
What type of candy?
Skittles!
Question number 23
Are the rumors true that you live in a bat cave?
WHAT fansite are you getting this info from!
People that are STALKING ME!
People can't know my secret life...AHHHH!
Question number 24
Have you heard of the FDNY?
Friends in Dresses Need Yo-Yos?
Of Course!
I started that organization .
Unless you mean...
Fire Department of New York City
...I'm not allow in their stations anymore...
Question number 25
How was your day?
...I was already asked that...
But thanks for caring!
People should ask more.
Question number 26
Would you tie Chad with the Jonas Brothers and hang them over a volcano?
...I already did that...
I'm not allow to be near the Jonas Brothers anymore,
but for some reason...
I can be with them IN a New York Fire Station...
...Yeah...I dunno
Hello ChadluvsSonshine!
...You do know the Chad is allergic to the Sun, right?
Question number 27
Can you luck Chad and Sonny in a closet?
...I CAN...
But first I will need a closet that can BE locked.
Question number 28
Does Chad practice asking Sonny out?
...Yeah...
But he sucks.
Com on up Miss Frocked!
Frock is lock in a box...Doesn't it sound cool!
Question number 29
Are you a ninja?
...Yep! ...
And I jump over tables!
Question number 30
Wanna be ninja buddies?
Not unless you have you ninja card!
Question number 31
I have a sudden craving for milk...do you?
...*Thinks*...Yep. Now I do.
But it MUST be Chocolate!
Question number 32
How was your Christmas?
...Great thanks!
It was nice to be asked...
I didn't see my other fans asking...
Maybe nobody else is my fan!...
...AHHHHH!
:(
How COULD you Zoezora?
!
How could you not love rain? L.A. hasn't gotten REAL rain in years! ...Well there was the 4-something days of rain this year thou...
Question number 33
Are you annoyed with me!
HECK YEAH!
You hate RAIN!
Question number 34
Does Zora have a cell phone?
...Yeah...Want don't you call me sometime..
I will not answer!
Question number 35
How do you change your screen name?
...You pick a new name...
Question number 36
Can you tell I'm not going to ask serious question till you put mine on here?
...*SIGH*
Doesn't everybody realize I try to answer EVERYONE'S questions...
Can you SEE how long these chapters are.
Its taking me days to finish THIS one...
Mostly because I have a life
Fluffy Fluffness
Question number 37
How many spy skills do you know?
Well for one...
I'm upside down right now...
Question number 38
Who would scream louder if they got their head shaved-Chad or Tawni?
If you do it at the same time,
I hope you are on the other side of the world
Question number 39
Did you ever have a sugar rush?
Nah...Sugar doesn't get to me...
I'm naturally hyper.
Question number 40
Do you have other prank ideas?
Kidnap Chad's comb
dothepepperminttwist...
Did you know its peppermint season?
Question number 41
Have you ever been on a talk show?
...No...
They are scared of me
Luna Febos Hecate Artemis
...That is quite a name there
Question number 42
Why didn't you invade the McFalls through the vents?
They are fixing the vents in the McFalls filming room.
Its not my fault my couch fell through the vent...
Question number 43
Are the vents your headquarters or Science Lab?
...The vents are big...
I have different rooms, for different things.
Question number 44
What would be better-Chad going wild, Chad on the moon, or Giving Chad's acting job to Zac Efron?
..Eh...
All would be GREAT!
But Chad with no spacesuit, would be my dream.
Can you make my dream happen?
NickJForever is here
...How do you know that Nick J is his REAL name, does he have a song where he asks you who he is? ...See I have point...
You will NEVER marry him. I Forever promise you. :)
Question number 45
How many skorts does Sonny own?
Not any, anymore...
Tawni burned them
Question number 46
What's Chad's favorite saying?
"Yes, Mom."
Question number 47
Can we see a page of Tawni's diary?
Not today...
Tawni locked it up.
I'm still trying to break it...
I'm know...What kind of spy am I?
Well...
I would give you another thing that Tawni wrote...
But I'm sure you'd like Nick's diary more.
Question number 48
Where did you get your clothes from?
...Uh...My vent clothes...DUH!
Zora is my hero...
Yes...Yes I am! But I hope I'm your Guitar hero more!
Question number 49
What ever happened to the camera in Chad's dressing room?
...Oh...He found it, and broken it.
But there is another one in there now.
Question number 50
What did Chad exactly do when you told him Sonny liked bald guys?
Oh...He put on a bald cap, and made Sonny faint.
She was SO shocked.
And screamed.
So he give the cap to a hobo...
What will that do, the hobo's already bald!
Question number 51
Don't you agree all ducks should be purple?
Oh yes...
My duck is!
Question number 52
...
Wait...there aren't anymore...Oh well...
*Loud Sounds*
SHHHH...
Be quiet...The camera is working
...I put a camera on the track field...
*Moves a girl wave a flag, and see people start running*
*Chad is still at the starting line*
*He starts to run, but gets to 10 feet, then falls.*
*People laugh loud*
...
HAHA!
...I guess...
Glee isn't as evil as I thought...
If it FINISH made me laugh!
...
Well..
C Ya!
Well...I was going to edit it ALL...But I got lazy. So I hope the other half of the chapter is O.K.
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