ASK ROCK!
Ask Rock anything. AND HE SHALL AWNSER! (Rock trembles.) IT WON'T BE THAT BAD!
Dear Rock,
A girl I know says hurtful, racist things to me. When I tell her to
stop, she calls me a "chumba-were." I asked her what that meant, and she
said it means I have chesticles on my face. Rock, why do you think she
says these things? And if you met Patrick Swayze, what would you ask
him?
love, Emma
xxxxxx
Dear Emma,
I don't even know what chesticles are, but I looked it up over the internet and found nothing. Bad Grammer. Racist people have serious mental problems. AND they refuse to listen to reason. Science has proven us all to be the same, besides some outter traits. Who ever the hell she think she is, she is not. She is a retard. With bad grammer. PLUS! You are a very talented writer. I just have to add that in here. IGNORE HER MORONIC STATMENTS! They mean nothing.
Patrick Swayze? Uhhh... Well, I guess I would ask for an autograph. Then sell it on Ebay. Then I would ask if the 'healing-crystals' he buys really work. Then I would leave before he could talk about scientology.
Rock
Dear Rock,
How big a breakfast do you eat each day?
Did the Marduks ever have big drunken parties to celebrate successful
missions?
If so, have you ever done anything embarassing while drunk at these
parties?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dear Tetsu Deinonychus,
1.) Eat 8 raw eggs and a gallon of milk. NOT! I eat a regular breakfast unless something comes up.
2.) Yes. Yes they did.
3.) Yes. Yes I did. A few times. The first was mooning President Boon. Father was PISSED! The second was shooting myself on the right leg. There was blood every where. The LAST TIME I ever drank was when I got married.
To a guy.
END OF DISCUSION!
Rock.
Any other questions?