OMUGOSH! LOOK! It's an update!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL!! Hilarious. Here are my questions:(they have different names for
everyone)

#1: If given the option, would you marry me?(I'm not asking you to,
just if
you were given the option)

-Da Chiz

#2: Have you ever wondered why your name is Rock? When you think about
it,
it's a weird name. But one time, in an AMV, I saw that your name used
to be
Luke. WHAT THE HECK! You don't look like a Luke. What do you think
about
that?

-Mrs. Muffin

#3: My friend would totally dig you. But she hasn't seen Metropolis. If
I ask
her to, she'll probably say 'She doesn't feel like it' because that's
what I
said to her about something else. But she'd TOTALLY dig you. What
should I
do?

-Fredgar's sister

#4: I want you to eat dirt for no reason. Please?

-skdfhjailurehgjfgWERGQWRGqrwgQWERG

(P.S.: Nae'ka, I made a fic about your 40 pranks thing! I'll PM you
when I
post it.)

kAiRi Of UzEnIbA cLaN
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Dear Chiz,

1. Uhhhhhmmmmmm. I don't know you. Maybe. Yes? I get bored. Enmy left. She's gone... Yeah. Why not?

Dear Muffin,

2. My name is Rock because Duke Red felt like naming me that. That's all I know about that.

My American counter part is named Luke because people didn't want to picture the wrestler when they thought of me. Personally, I prefer it. It was MORE THOUGHT OUT! But I don't look like a Luke do I? Can you think of something better?

Dear Fredgar's sister,

3. Wow... uh. Tell her she would (quote) Totally dig (unquote) me. If she is an anime fan, then she should anyway, just for the sake of the Otaku name.

Dear Ooga-Booga can't pronounce the name,

4. Metaphorically or literally? Either or. No. I am very sorry for any inconvenience, but... No.

Rock (aka: Luke)

(From Nae'Ka: I can't wait!)

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Dear Rock,

Do you ever use your gun to open beers, turn off the TV, wake people up, etc?

Why didn't it occur to you that helping Kenichi run away with Tima would have been an easier way to get rid of her than tricking, kidnapping and trying to dissect her?

Were you ever made to host embarrassing PSA commercials on TV (Rock says "Don't Do Drugs", that kinda thing)?

Why do you were sunglasses at night?

Does the Marduk uniform include special undergarments?

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Dear Tetsu Deinonychus,

1. I don't drink anymore. As I said in the last chapter, drinking is BAD! I have shot a bottle out of a Malduke or two's hand before. Heh heh. Never to turn off the tv though, unless I never want to turn it on again. I have a very powerful gun. Wait... I meant a hand gun! Uh... ONE YOU SHOOT! (I'll just stop there... ) I use it to wake people up EVERY MORNING! Although father got angry when the ceiling caved in. There was no one killed, but a few serious injuries. I shouldn't have to wake their lazy axxes up anyway!!!!

2. What? Are you trying to insult me here? HUH? ARE YOU!?!?!?!?! No it didn't. SO THERE! (mumbles) I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling kid and his stupid uncle. (Kenichi shows up out of no where and gives a thumbs up, then leaves.)

3. No. IT WAS WORSE! I had to feed and change the diapers of... OLD PEOPLE! (shivers) At least they don't yell at me. (referring to Dukie boy here!)

4. BECAUSE I CAN! (Nae'Ka: My theory is that he wishes to hide his innocent and cute little blue eyes, when he is trying to look tough. Typical guy. lol.)

5. Well. This is a HIGHLY appropriate question. YES! I don't wear it though. The last thing I need is a...

Police: SORRY KIDDIES! This is enough questions for today!

Rock: I'M NOT DONE!

Police: To bad!

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Thanks guys! I am soooo sorry for not updateing anything recently! I was banned from the computer for that time, and will be again until about August 16.

Luv ya lotz,

Nae'Ka-chan